WaheyStarRoyCo
@waheystarroyco.bsky.social
Not the best but still good.
An uncomfortable truth I’ve discovered about myself recently is that I struggle to invest time in watching something if I don’t fancy at least one person in it.
August 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
An uncomfortable truth I’ve discovered about myself recently is that I struggle to invest time in watching something if I don’t fancy at least one person in it.
Helped a small boy lift up a basket in Sainsburys after which he yelled 'MUM! THE LADY HELPED!' and why does a kid calling you 'the lady' age you by approximately 78 years.
July 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Helped a small boy lift up a basket in Sainsburys after which he yelled 'MUM! THE LADY HELPED!' and why does a kid calling you 'the lady' age you by approximately 78 years.
The frequency with which Rita Ora appears as a clue in the NYT crossword is truly baffling to me.
June 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The frequency with which Rita Ora appears as a clue in the NYT crossword is truly baffling to me.
What’ve I got to go to NOT be advertised Symprove?
May 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
What’ve I got to go to NOT be advertised Symprove?
The new Pope sitting down to his first meeting at the Vatican: ...so I hear you guys don't drink water over here?
May 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The new Pope sitting down to his first meeting at the Vatican: ...so I hear you guys don't drink water over here?
Ted Lasso but he's a Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ted Lasso but he's a Pope.
Conclave but it’s a WhatsApp group of women deciding where to go for a hen do.
May 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Conclave but it’s a WhatsApp group of women deciding where to go for a hen do.
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*blazin squad voice*
see you at the conclave (conclave conclave)
see you at the conclave (conclave conclave)
May 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
*blazin squad voice*
see you at the conclave (conclave conclave)
see you at the conclave (conclave conclave)
Man on Married At First Sight Australia: Well obviously we've been through our ups and downs...
The ups being that he made coffee for her once and the downs being that he laughed with the other men about how he doesn't find her attractive and then went on a date with one of the other wives.
The ups being that he made coffee for her once and the downs being that he laughed with the other men about how he doesn't find her attractive and then went on a date with one of the other wives.
May 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Man on Married At First Sight Australia: Well obviously we've been through our ups and downs...
The ups being that he made coffee for her once and the downs being that he laughed with the other men about how he doesn't find her attractive and then went on a date with one of the other wives.
The ups being that he made coffee for her once and the downs being that he laughed with the other men about how he doesn't find her attractive and then went on a date with one of the other wives.
Accidentally timed my journey with when Villa and Fulham fans are moving through the station and god protect the group of Q6 year old Fulham fans walking around New Street shouting “SHIT ON THE VILLA”
May 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Accidentally timed my journey with when Villa and Fulham fans are moving through the station and god protect the group of Q6 year old Fulham fans walking around New Street shouting “SHIT ON THE VILLA”
Keep seeing a trailer for a drama called The Feud and the opening line is “So we’re going to do it then? We’re going to get the kitchen extension?”
April 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Keep seeing a trailer for a drama called The Feud and the opening line is “So we’re going to do it then? We’re going to get the kitchen extension?”
Why does Tom Hardy keep doing bad films?
April 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why does Tom Hardy keep doing bad films?
…Are other countries as obsessed with the whole toilet thing as A Certain Group are in the UK?
April 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
…Are other countries as obsessed with the whole toilet thing as A Certain Group are in the UK?
Would love to grab a quick chat with whichever tv/film writer unleashed the “scared of what I feel for you” language into the world.
April 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Would love to grab a quick chat with whichever tv/film writer unleashed the “scared of what I feel for you” language into the world.
I’ve just seen “Dubai-style” hot cross buns and I ask you, where will this end?
April 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’ve just seen “Dubai-style” hot cross buns and I ask you, where will this end?
Cannot fathom what kind of individual you have to be in order to put so much time and energy into actively making life difficult for a vulnerable minority of people.
And to then pose for pap shots while popping prosecco?
And to then pose for pap shots while popping prosecco?
April 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cannot fathom what kind of individual you have to be in order to put so much time and energy into actively making life difficult for a vulnerable minority of people.
And to then pose for pap shots while popping prosecco?
And to then pose for pap shots while popping prosecco?
The White Lotus series 4 won’t actually be about rich people as the hotel chain will have had to cut their rates so dramatically that it will be full of people who nabbed a 5 night break on Wowcher.
April 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The White Lotus series 4 won’t actually be about rich people as the hotel chain will have had to cut their rates so dramatically that it will be full of people who nabbed a 5 night break on Wowcher.
Good bless the couple in my building who patiently try to walk their cat on a lead around the courtyard every day.
Mate, your cat fucking hates it.
Mate, your cat fucking hates it.
April 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Good bless the couple in my building who patiently try to walk their cat on a lead around the courtyard every day.
Mate, your cat fucking hates it.
Mate, your cat fucking hates it.
Going to bed early because I can’t bear to see another corporate or brand April Fools social post
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Going to bed early because I can’t bear to see another corporate or brand April Fools social post
Why is someone saying they “have strong morals” so offputting?
March 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why is someone saying they “have strong morals” so offputting?
When men on dating apps say they’re looking for a girl with traditional values I choose to believe they want someone who abides by ye olde lores like it’s legal to kill badgers on the third Tuesday of September in Tewkesbury.
March 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When men on dating apps say they’re looking for a girl with traditional values I choose to believe they want someone who abides by ye olde lores like it’s legal to kill badgers on the third Tuesday of September in Tewkesbury.
Me when my camera is off on a call
March 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me when my camera is off on a call
Has anything ever been as unfunny as the M&M adverts?
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Has anything ever been as unfunny as the M&M adverts?
Noel Clarke, what a scumbag.
March 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Noel Clarke, what a scumbag.