Alexis
@wafflehousehoe.bsky.social
Stained Glass • Detroit, MI • Rat Boy • Mom
(They/Them)
(They/Them)
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Stomach hurts again 🥴😩
May 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stomach hurts again 🥴😩
Ladies & gentleman, the DJ just threw up on the dance floor 😔
May 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Ladies & gentleman, the DJ just threw up on the dance floor 😔
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january: “this is going to be my year!”
me in may:
me in may:
May 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
january: “this is going to be my year!”
me in may:
me in may:
Babymamad so hard we’re getting confused as siblings 😭
The server asked if me and @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social were sisters today lmao.
May 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Babymamad so hard we’re getting confused as siblings 😭
This is the only energy I’ll accept tbh
May 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This is the only energy I’ll accept tbh
I can always tell when a man has a performative mustache.
May 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I can always tell when a man has a performative mustache.
I love tagging my boss into a convo after someone unnecessarily ignores me lmfaooooooooooo.
She’s 10x meaner, good luck bud.
She’s 10x meaner, good luck bud.
May 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I love tagging my boss into a convo after someone unnecessarily ignores me lmfaooooooooooo.
She’s 10x meaner, good luck bud.
She’s 10x meaner, good luck bud.
I meet with my new therapist for the first time today! 👯
May 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I meet with my new therapist for the first time today! 👯
Pls someone send me a halfway decent playlist to bump today
May 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Pls someone send me a halfway decent playlist to bump today
Is it ever that serious?
May 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is it ever that serious?
Brb hiring an Etsy witch
May 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Brb hiring an Etsy witch
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yall cant even stop measles how y'all gonna stop transsexuals 🤣🤣🤣
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yall cant even stop measles how y'all gonna stop transsexuals 🤣🤣🤣
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I’m in @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social house and she doesn’t even know it lol
May 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I’m in @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social house and she doesn’t even know it lol
M: Why do they call it funder if it’s not fun???
O: … do you mean THUNDER?”
O: … do you mean THUNDER?”
May 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
M: Why do they call it funder if it’s not fun???
O: … do you mean THUNDER?”
O: … do you mean THUNDER?”
Mental state so goofy that I’m out here fuckin’ JOURNALING
April 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mental state so goofy that I’m out here fuckin’ JOURNALING
Born to be a ruthless avoidant.
Forced to be the absolute fucking worst at letting go.
Forced to be the absolute fucking worst at letting go.
April 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Born to be a ruthless avoidant.
Forced to be the absolute fucking worst at letting go.
Forced to be the absolute fucking worst at letting go.
This was me working out this morning
April 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
This was me working out this morning
One thing about me and Amy, we are always scheming for McDonalds after the function
April 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
One thing about me and Amy, we are always scheming for McDonalds after the function
I had a partner a while back that would make me coffee in the mornings. Each time I’d have him try his first to see if it was cooled down enough for me to drink, and he would.
If it was, he’d say “It’s hot, but not hot enough to burn you.”
If it was, he’d say “It’s hot, but not hot enough to burn you.”
April 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I had a partner a while back that would make me coffee in the mornings. Each time I’d have him try his first to see if it was cooled down enough for me to drink, and he would.
If it was, he’d say “It’s hot, but not hot enough to burn you.”
If it was, he’d say “It’s hot, but not hot enough to burn you.”
Manic Sunday mop sesh I guess
April 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Manic Sunday mop sesh I guess
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Can’t stop thinking about the girl at our hibachi table that took home all our leftover shrimp from off our plates. Like stranger shrimp makes me want to GAG 😂😂
April 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Can’t stop thinking about the girl at our hibachi table that took home all our leftover shrimp from off our plates. Like stranger shrimp makes me want to GAG 😂😂
V excited to Revenge of the Sith tn
April 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
V excited to Revenge of the Sith tn