@wissssss.bsky.social
When u finally get yr baby to sleep and then they shit themselves heheheheeh
July 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When u finally get yr baby to sleep and then they shit themselves heheheheeh
My fat ass baby ignores me calling his name but turns his head so fast when I say “mmmmm so yummy” 😂😂
July 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My fat ass baby ignores me calling his name but turns his head so fast when I say “mmmmm so yummy” 😂😂
Begging the kids to play on their iPads after I spent hours entertaining them and they won’t :/
June 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Begging the kids to play on their iPads after I spent hours entertaining them and they won’t :/
My baby has 3 nipples and ALSO one very round eye and one oval eye.
So basically he’s deformed lol
So basically he’s deformed lol
June 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My baby has 3 nipples and ALSO one very round eye and one oval eye.
So basically he’s deformed lol
So basically he’s deformed lol
I’m the funny thing about kids is that they won’t do anything that they’re supposed to do (put their dishes in the sink, brush their hair) but they will beg you for 3 days to let them clean the toilets
June 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m the funny thing about kids is that they won’t do anything that they’re supposed to do (put their dishes in the sink, brush their hair) but they will beg you for 3 days to let them clean the toilets
The girls are putting on a little art show at the end of summer and today they made these cute little clay dioramas (supermarket and beach)
June 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The girls are putting on a little art show at the end of summer and today they made these cute little clay dioramas (supermarket and beach)
Crossing the border BACK into the states is so scary lmao I’m not doing anything wrong but I feel like I’m gonna get in trouble
June 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Crossing the border BACK into the states is so scary lmao I’m not doing anything wrong but I feel like I’m gonna get in trouble
Kinda crazy that my favorite person is this guy who shits himself and can’t talk.
June 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Kinda crazy that my favorite person is this guy who shits himself and can’t talk.
The best part about parenting is dropping the kids off somewhere and then getting secret fast food while they’re gone.
June 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The best part about parenting is dropping the kids off somewhere and then getting secret fast food while they’re gone.
Why don’t coffeeshops open until 7???? My baby is up and I want something yummy NOW
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Why don’t coffeeshops open until 7???? My baby is up and I want something yummy NOW
Nothing worse than laying down and your nose getting completely clogged up. Not being dramatic but the rage I feel inside over it is immense lmao
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Nothing worse than laying down and your nose getting completely clogged up. Not being dramatic but the rage I feel inside over it is immense lmao
Kids are hardwired to do the exact opposite of what you want from the very beginning 1 example being that the baby’s bedtime was an hour ago and he’s still up playing and I have a migraine and need him to sleep so I can sleep lol
But also if I wanted to stay up that’s when he would be asleep
But also if I wanted to stay up that’s when he would be asleep
May 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Kids are hardwired to do the exact opposite of what you want from the very beginning 1 example being that the baby’s bedtime was an hour ago and he’s still up playing and I have a migraine and need him to sleep so I can sleep lol
But also if I wanted to stay up that’s when he would be asleep
But also if I wanted to stay up that’s when he would be asleep
I know my bare wall loving husband hates to see the trinket boxes being unpacked
May 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I know my bare wall loving husband hates to see the trinket boxes being unpacked
My husband grazed my cheek and called me his little boy wife…. What does that mean lmao
May 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My husband grazed my cheek and called me his little boy wife…. What does that mean lmao
Seen a TikTok of someone dipping cheese pizza into a big bowl of butter chicken and I can’t stop thinking about it
May 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Seen a TikTok of someone dipping cheese pizza into a big bowl of butter chicken and I can’t stop thinking about it
Clean sheets bed freshly made, baby spits up on them immediately lmao
May 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Clean sheets bed freshly made, baby spits up on them immediately lmao
Being an adult is getting excited for my baby to go to sleep bc I bought an electric scrubber and I can’t wait to clean the shower
May 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Being an adult is getting excited for my baby to go to sleep bc I bought an electric scrubber and I can’t wait to clean the shower
I’m being so brave (cuddling my feverish child)
May 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m being so brave (cuddling my feverish child)
There’s another sahm that’s lives across the street and she’s so sweet she wants to drink tea on the porch soon 🫖
May 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There’s another sahm that’s lives across the street and she’s so sweet she wants to drink tea on the porch soon 🫖
Another week another kid puking :/
May 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Another week another kid puking :/
My baby is being BAD today
May 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My baby is being BAD today
The server asked if me and @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social were sisters today lmao.
May 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The server asked if me and @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social were sisters today lmao.
Ordered a bike for my nephew and they delivered it to Massachusetts….
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ordered a bike for my nephew and they delivered it to Massachusetts….
I wish I liked olives. Ppl always look so cool eating olives
May 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I wish I liked olives. Ppl always look so cool eating olives
Taking all 3 kids on a super fun school skipping adventure alone tomorrow and I’m really excited and really stressed out lol
May 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Taking all 3 kids on a super fun school skipping adventure alone tomorrow and I’m really excited and really stressed out lol