The birth of the author

That’s called a room

rip

uh oh my apartment buildings hallway smells like le labo, that means rents about to go up

CHARLIE BROWN: happy thanksgiving!
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I cannot believe you said that that’s racist
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: he’s not my President
CHARLIE BROWN’S PARENTS: wah wah wah
CHARLIE BROWN: I am too your son

Gettin ready for the holiday dinner

Is anyone on here sick and twisted? Like society is like woah you’re kinda outside the societal norms and it’s dangerous but also sexy? Yeah heh, same (I have a 401k too)

One of the greatest sadnesses in my life is that I will never be able to dunk on a regulation rim. Or hit rim for that matter

reading the power broker in public is just reading infinite jest in public but douchier bc you dont even like fun

CARTOON/WANNABE.GIF

cow dracula: ah ah ah! I vant to chew your cud!

if the water benders in avatar can bend blood then they can bend piss and cum too