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Wabi Sabi
I honestly left this as most a sketch for so long lol
I honestly left this as most a sketch for so long lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wabi Sabi
I honestly left this as most a sketch for so long lol
I honestly left this as most a sketch for so long lol
Call me a crackhead because I just shattered my phone screen for the second time in a month B-)
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Call me a crackhead because I just shattered my phone screen for the second time in a month B-)
The next train will be departing in [ERROR] minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The next train will be departing in [ERROR] minutes.
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There is something deeply amusing about some weirdo subtly implying they'll commit identity theft against me while advocating for scammers' favorite medium of exchange.
Actually, I guess that's Tether more than Bitcoin. But what do I know? I don't do research :p
Actually, I guess that's Tether more than Bitcoin. But what do I know? I don't do research :p
The new and improved Charlie Saroff. The one that did the research and understands Bitcoin.
September 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
There is something deeply amusing about some weirdo subtly implying they'll commit identity theft against me while advocating for scammers' favorite medium of exchange.
Actually, I guess that's Tether more than Bitcoin. But what do I know? I don't do research :p
Actually, I guess that's Tether more than Bitcoin. But what do I know? I don't do research :p
Drawing some lines
September 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Drawing some lines
If I had a nickel for every time I've been attacked by coffee at work, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I've been attacked by coffee at work, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
Every good cult must come to an end
August 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every good cult must come to an end
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
The other day I was ringing someone up, the price was $10.98 and they gave me a 20. I said "$9 and an opinion is your change" and they didn't say anything back. I think I'm going to quit comedy.
July 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The other day I was ringing someone up, the price was $10.98 and they gave me a 20. I said "$9 and an opinion is your change" and they didn't say anything back. I think I'm going to quit comedy.
Entropy is basically the specific heat of time.
July 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Entropy is basically the specific heat of time.
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the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
June 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the world record for most hot dogs eaten is 3
Here's a reminder that specific energy has units of area per square time, because math is made up and incredibly beautiful
June 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Here's a reminder that specific energy has units of area per square time, because math is made up and incredibly beautiful
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I'd say it's funny that so few people came out to see Trump's stupid military parade, but it's really not. Comedy requires some amount of surpise.
June 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'd say it's funny that so few people came out to see Trump's stupid military parade, but it's really not. Comedy requires some amount of surpise.
Yall ever think about how a snub tetrahedron ends up being just an icosahedron
June 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yall ever think about how a snub tetrahedron ends up being just an icosahedron
After I brew coffee I alway make sure to say "thank you for your service" to the grounds
May 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
After I brew coffee I alway make sure to say "thank you for your service" to the grounds
Crazy to think how it's frowned upon for people to do liquor shots while having a bad day at work, but I can get a gelato milkshake on my break and no one bats an eye.
Anyway I think the gelato milkshake gave me a hangover
Anyway I think the gelato milkshake gave me a hangover
May 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Crazy to think how it's frowned upon for people to do liquor shots while having a bad day at work, but I can get a gelato milkshake on my break and no one bats an eye.
Anyway I think the gelato milkshake gave me a hangover
Anyway I think the gelato milkshake gave me a hangover
I'm a sleeper agent and my activation word is frappucino which causes me to immediately ruin your day by curling up on the ground and sobbing loudly
May 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm a sleeper agent and my activation word is frappucino which causes me to immediately ruin your day by curling up on the ground and sobbing loudly
All these politicians talking about inflation, well guess what I can still buy something smarter than yall for a few bucks
May 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
All these politicians talking about inflation, well guess what I can still buy something smarter than yall for a few bucks
A bunch of four leaf clovers
May 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A bunch of four leaf clovers
Count every day until "you counted every day" day. No really, that's how it works
April 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Count every day until "you counted every day" day. No really, that's how it works
Saw some comedy at the Club Car in Baltimore. The art illuminating me is by Kristin Putchinski.
April 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Saw some comedy at the Club Car in Baltimore. The art illuminating me is by Kristin Putchinski.
I wish more cars still had that round, friendly styling like in the aughts. The pointy styling of today is so much less comfy. More bouba cars, less kiki cars.
April 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I wish more cars still had that round, friendly styling like in the aughts. The pointy styling of today is so much less comfy. More bouba cars, less kiki cars.
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Excersize your free speech rights by writing "domestic terrorists" on your local far-right organization's poster.
February 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Excersize your free speech rights by writing "domestic terrorists" on your local far-right organization's poster.
A couple of pictures from a few mornings ago
February 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A couple of pictures from a few mornings ago