Pokemon Trainer: oh sick a berry tree, quick-
Berry tree: HI, I'M A BERRY TREE
Trainer: I know
Berry tree: WANT TO PICK A BERRY?
Trainer: Obviously, why else would-
Berry tree: YOU PICKED A BERRY! [stares at Trainer intently]
Trainer: ...can I-
Berry tree: YOU PUT THE BERRY IN YOUR POCKET!!!
Berry tree: HI, I'M A BERRY TREE
Trainer: I know
Berry tree: WANT TO PICK A BERRY?
Trainer: Obviously, why else would-
Berry tree: YOU PICKED A BERRY! [stares at Trainer intently]
Trainer: ...can I-
Berry tree: YOU PUT THE BERRY IN YOUR POCKET!!!
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pokemon Trainer: oh sick a berry tree, quick-
Berry tree: HI, I'M A BERRY TREE
Trainer: I know
Berry tree: WANT TO PICK A BERRY?
Trainer: Obviously, why else would-
Berry tree: YOU PICKED A BERRY! [stares at Trainer intently]
Trainer: ...can I-
Berry tree: YOU PUT THE BERRY IN YOUR POCKET!!!
Berry tree: HI, I'M A BERRY TREE
Trainer: I know
Berry tree: WANT TO PICK A BERRY?
Trainer: Obviously, why else would-
Berry tree: YOU PICKED A BERRY! [stares at Trainer intently]
Trainer: ...can I-
Berry tree: YOU PUT THE BERRY IN YOUR POCKET!!!
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
New one-page TTRPG up for this year's jam: Metastasis. Thanks to @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social's entire body of work for inspiring this! wilt-wallow.itch.io/metastasis
Metastasis by Wilt & Wallow
A party of amnesiac reincarnating heroes hunt a monster that grows stranger and stronger every time it devours them.
wilt-wallow.itch.io
August 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
New one-page TTRPG up for this year's jam: Metastasis. Thanks to @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social's entire body of work for inspiring this! wilt-wallow.itch.io/metastasis
As a big pillars of eternity fan, Avowed made me ask myself an important question:
Do I still even like video games anymore?
Do I still even like video games anymore?
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As a big pillars of eternity fan, Avowed made me ask myself an important question:
Do I still even like video games anymore?
Do I still even like video games anymore?
Borderlands 1 - messy, confusing. Really hit their stride with 2 tho
BotW - every single task was a tedious chore
RDR 2 - every single task was a tedious chore with a 30 second animation
FE Awakening is on here but not 7 or 8. I guess they weren't quite horny enough back then to make the cut
BotW - every single task was a tedious chore
RDR 2 - every single task was a tedious chore with a 30 second animation
FE Awakening is on here but not 7 or 8. I guess they weren't quite horny enough back then to make the cut
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June 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Borderlands 1 - messy, confusing. Really hit their stride with 2 tho
BotW - every single task was a tedious chore
RDR 2 - every single task was a tedious chore with a 30 second animation
FE Awakening is on here but not 7 or 8. I guess they weren't quite horny enough back then to make the cut
BotW - every single task was a tedious chore
RDR 2 - every single task was a tedious chore with a 30 second animation
FE Awakening is on here but not 7 or 8. I guess they weren't quite horny enough back then to make the cut
my favourite romance novel trope is when the author describes a female character as "not pretty" then goes on to describe an absolute 10. Like "she wasn't pretty. Her hair was plain, her clothes ragged, her rack massive. When men looked at her, they stared at her huge, glorious tits with disdain"
May 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
my favourite romance novel trope is when the author describes a female character as "not pretty" then goes on to describe an absolute 10. Like "she wasn't pretty. Her hair was plain, her clothes ragged, her rack massive. When men looked at her, they stared at her huge, glorious tits with disdain"
May 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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When Helly R--oh wait, Helly doesn't do anything this season besides fuck on a sheet of plastic then meander around the office asking people what's going on
March 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When Helly R--oh wait, Helly doesn't do anything this season besides fuck on a sheet of plastic then meander around the office asking people what's going on
When Irving B walks into the woods, it'salso not driven by character motivation or development. Unless you count losing his mind to a half-day's worth of hunger and having psychic dreams as character development Irving dies unchanged from the end of s1.
March 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When Irving B walks into the woods, it'salso not driven by character motivation or development. Unless you count losing his mind to a half-day's worth of hunger and having psychic dreams as character development Irving dies unchanged from the end of s1.
When Dylan G decides to resign, it's not driven by any character development. He doesn't reconsider how Lumon used Gretchen to manipulate him and change his attitude; Gretchen's fleeting love doesn't inspire him to examine his friendship with Irving and how he's neglected acting on his last words.
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When Dylan G decides to resign, it's not driven by any character development. He doesn't reconsider how Lumon used Gretchen to manipulate him and change his attitude; Gretchen's fleeting love doesn't inspire him to examine his friendship with Irving and how he's neglected acting on his last words.
In s2 only Dylan G is presented with a choice. The other 3 are there for plot progression and filler. And Dylan's choice is exactly the same as s1! "Will you stop working against Lumon in exchange for a great perk?" S1 Dylan G says no, s2 Dylan G says yes.
March 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In s2 only Dylan G is presented with a choice. The other 3 are there for plot progression and filler. And Dylan's choice is exactly the same as s1! "Will you stop working against Lumon in exchange for a great perk?" S1 Dylan G says no, s2 Dylan G says yes.
Spoilers, obviously
In s1, the MDR team each made a choice driven by their personalities and development. These choices drove them to enact their plan, which resulted in the climax of s1.
That's why that story felt so tight to me--every bit of character development drove the plot and vice-versa.
In s1, the MDR team each made a choice driven by their personalities and development. These choices drove them to enact their plan, which resulted in the climax of s1.
That's why that story felt so tight to me--every bit of character development drove the plot and vice-versa.
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Spoilers, obviously
In s1, the MDR team each made a choice driven by their personalities and development. These choices drove them to enact their plan, which resulted in the climax of s1.
That's why that story felt so tight to me--every bit of character development drove the plot and vice-versa.
In s1, the MDR team each made a choice driven by their personalities and development. These choices drove them to enact their plan, which resulted in the climax of s1.
That's why that story felt so tight to me--every bit of character development drove the plot and vice-versa.
I know the s2 finale of #severance comes out this week but I'm going to complain about the season as if it was already done anyways. It's not that I don't like it when things are different, it's that s2 is is different in a way I don't think is good
March 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I know the s2 finale of #severance comes out this week but I'm going to complain about the season as if it was already done anyways. It's not that I don't like it when things are different, it's that s2 is is different in a way I don't think is good