Deadpan excellence. The master.
I’ll never get tired of Jordan Klepper’s perfectly aloof man-on-the-street interviews. Here he is absolutely dragging people at the Melania premiere.
February 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Deadpan excellence. The master.
YES
If they ban whistles switch to cowbells. It'll be fun for all the Gen Xers.
Because we need more cowbell.
Because we need more cowbell.
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 AM
YES
It's just a game to them
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It's just a game to them
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January 25, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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No one is coming.
January 25, 2026 at 2:27 AM
No one is coming.
On.the.nose
When I was in high school I did a constitutional debate program and witnessed this exchange:
JUDGE: what’s your favorite amendment?
KID: the third
JUDGE: why the third?
KID: because if there’s soldiers in your house, the other ones really don’t matter
BORN READY FOR 2026
JUDGE: what’s your favorite amendment?
KID: the third
JUDGE: why the third?
KID: because if there’s soldiers in your house, the other ones really don’t matter
BORN READY FOR 2026
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
On.the.nose
THIS THREAD
We’re in a moral fight, and Democrats in Congress need to start acting like the opposition party on every 👏🏽 damn 👏🏽 thing 👏🏽
Opposition isn’t about polite press releases and sad cable hits. It’s about using every procedural tool available to slow, expose, and force accountability.
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Opposition isn’t about polite press releases and sad cable hits. It’s about using every procedural tool available to slow, expose, and force accountability.
🧵
January 18, 2026 at 5:18 PM
THIS THREAD
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NOBODY is talking about that!
EVERYBODY is asking WHERE THE HELL are the FULL Epstein files? You know, that BIGLY DEADLINE you MISSED...
And WHY are you sending ICE out to the streets to KILL and BULLY everyday Americans?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
EVERYBODY is asking WHERE THE HELL are the FULL Epstein files? You know, that BIGLY DEADLINE you MISSED...
And WHY are you sending ICE out to the streets to KILL and BULLY everyday Americans?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
NOBODY is talking about that!
EVERYBODY is asking WHERE THE HELL are the FULL Epstein files? You know, that BIGLY DEADLINE you MISSED...
And WHY are you sending ICE out to the streets to KILL and BULLY everyday Americans?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
EVERYBODY is asking WHERE THE HELL are the FULL Epstein files? You know, that BIGLY DEADLINE you MISSED...
And WHY are you sending ICE out to the streets to KILL and BULLY everyday Americans?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
Bless her drive and fortitude
Gift link to FBI-targeted Post reporter Hannah Natanson's sweeping look at how federal workers have been targeted by Trump. wapo.st/49BQBrh
I am The Post’s ‘federal government whisperer.’ It’s been brutal.
One reporter’s effort to show how Trump was transforming government brought her 1,168 new sources — and nearly broke her.
wapo.st
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Bless her drive and fortitude
What in the almighty f
NEWSMAX: Do you think it's long past time for Tim Walz and Jacob Frey to do charged for clearly inciting violence against federal agents? Is there something Congress can do?
REP. SHERI BIGGS: Well, I certainly hope so, and I hope that'll be on the table for discussion this week. It's un-American.
REP. SHERI BIGGS: Well, I certainly hope so, and I hope that'll be on the table for discussion this week. It's un-American.
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What in the almighty f
Truth laid bare
The cruelty is the point
This regime must be stopped
The cruelty is the point
This regime must be stopped
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Truth laid bare
The cruelty is the point
This regime must be stopped
The cruelty is the point
This regime must be stopped
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Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
January 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
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January 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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BREAKING: ICE shooter identified as Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
BREAKING: ICE shooter identified as Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
I have never regretted a vote more in my life
If you have to remind people “we are the good guys” that’s a pretty good sign you’ve stopped doing good guy stuff
Fetterman on Fox & Friends: "America is a force of good, order, and democracy. And we are promoting these kinds of values. We are the good guys."
January 6, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I have never regretted a vote more in my life
This needs to be the focus - the precedent of lawlessness under the pretext of law and order empowers other bad actors to take what they want. The foundational hypocrisy is breathtaking.
Something happened in Venezuela that most coverage is missing.
Once you see it, you can’t unsee the implications.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
Once you see it, you can’t unsee the implications.👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
This needs to be the focus - the precedent of lawlessness under the pretext of law and order empowers other bad actors to take what they want. The foundational hypocrisy is breathtaking.
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This news from April Ryan pisses me the F off‼️
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This news from April Ryan pisses me the F off‼️
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
We have 435 voting members of the House and 100 members of the Senate, and what? They can’t walk and chew gum?
Meanwhile, our insurance premiums are skyrocketing, and we’re supposed to just continue to be patient? Unbelievable.
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So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.
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GS: “Sen. Warner said you can’t argue drug trafficking charges demand invasion in one case while issuing a pardon in another…”🤔
@marcorubio: “Maduro was indicted.”
GS: “Hernandez was CONVICTED.”
RUBIO: “I wasn't involved in the pardon… I've got other things going on.” 🤷🏽♂️
@marcorubio: “Maduro was indicted.”
GS: “Hernandez was CONVICTED.”
RUBIO: “I wasn't involved in the pardon… I've got other things going on.” 🤷🏽♂️
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
GS: “Sen. Warner said you can’t argue drug trafficking charges demand invasion in one case while issuing a pardon in another…”🤔
@marcorubio: “Maduro was indicted.”
GS: “Hernandez was CONVICTED.”
RUBIO: “I wasn't involved in the pardon… I've got other things going on.” 🤷🏽♂️
@marcorubio: “Maduro was indicted.”
GS: “Hernandez was CONVICTED.”
RUBIO: “I wasn't involved in the pardon… I've got other things going on.” 🤷🏽♂️
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Alright. Everyone can stop now. We have a winner.
these documents are more blacked out than Pete Hegseth on New Years Eve
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Alright. Everyone can stop now. We have a winner.
Devastating
ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.”
We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.
➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33
We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.
➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Devastating
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Soooooo then real CITIZENSHIP means NOTHING...... as long as you PAY HIM for it!!!!
FUUUUUUUCK THIS TIMELINE!!!!!
FUUUUUUUCK THIS TIMELINE!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Soooooo then real CITIZENSHIP means NOTHING...... as long as you PAY HIM for it!!!!
FUUUUUUUCK THIS TIMELINE!!!!!
FUUUUUUUCK THIS TIMELINE!!!!!
The world is watching
The U.S. has zero voting power in the ICC, and Trump’s team still wants to gut the Rome Statute, protect Trump, and delete two war-crimes investigations. You only fight this hard to hide something you never want the world to see. 🤦🏻♀️🙄
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
Exclusive: US threatens new ICC sanctions unless court pledges not to prosecute Trump
President Donald Trump's administration wants the International Criminal Court to amend its founding document to ensure it does not investigate the Republican president and his top officials, a Trump ...
www.reuters.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The world is watching
same level of morality
America: Did you order the code Red?
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
Hegseth: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT I DID!
America: Uhm, it’s a crime.
Hegseth: Ok, someone else ordered the Code Red.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
same level of morality
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