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oh wow
Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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aria.city
I GOT HIM. I ACTUALLY GOT HIM
Tweet from @PragerU: On Tuesday morning, PragerU founder and our dear friend, Dennis Prager, suffered a serious back injury following a fall. He's resting in a local Los Angeles hospital as doctors assess treatment options. We will keep you informed of his condition. In the meantime, Dennis welcomes the healing power of your prayers.
November 14, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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mishacak3s.bsky.social
i wish every entitled narcissist parent trying to get their kids to come to thanksgiving a very pleasant go fuck yourself
October 22, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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reesecha.bsky.social
i need to start lifting so i can pick up my gorgeous wife and spin her around like pizza dough
October 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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geomaniac.bsky.social
JFK better watch out for tomorrow just sayin
November 21, 1963 at 7:30 PM
vortex83.bsky.social
man i hate elon musk
October 18, 2023 at 1:53 AM