Voo Doll
@voodoll.bsky.social
I’m scared of idiots and I love soup!
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Voo Doll
@voodoll.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I would like to introduce myself.
My name is Voo and I am the worst voodoo doll in New Orleans.
I mean well, I’m just very ditzy and unorganized.
My spells, potions and hexes have a 79% failure rate.
But I really do try my best.
My name is Voo and I am the worst voodoo doll in New Orleans.
I mean well, I’m just very ditzy and unorganized.
My spells, potions and hexes have a 79% failure rate.
But I really do try my best.
Kansas has ‘the consumption’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!!
Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!!
Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!
February 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kansas has ‘the consumption’
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!!
Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Texas has the measles!!!!
Wanna make a bet on which state brings back Scurvy!!!
I will not be calling the Gulf of Mexico by its stripper name.
February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I will not be calling the Gulf of Mexico by its stripper name.
Everything can be fixed by eating something covered in melted cheese.
January 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Everything can be fixed by eating something covered in melted cheese.
I wanna be the Duke of something.
January 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wanna be the Duke of something.
January 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
For once in my life, I’m kinda proud to be on the losing team.
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
For once in my life, I’m kinda proud to be on the losing team.
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tell me the name of a country song that mentions whiskey.
January 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tell me the name of a country song that mentions whiskey.
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I have never used TikTok.
But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark.
Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social
😂
But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark.
Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social
😂
a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family
ALT: a sympathy card with white flowers and the words sincerest sympathy for you and your family
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I have never used TikTok.
But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark.
Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social
😂
But, I do have a friend who says I should send her a sympathy card if it goes dark.
Looking at you @voodoll.bsky.social
😂
The devil is the least cunty character in the Bible!
January 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The devil is the least cunty character in the Bible!
Come raise the dead with me!
January 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Come raise the dead with me!
Voo likes girls that sin!
January 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Voo likes girls that sin!
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Voo and I met on Twitter. We talk by phone almost every day. We share our humor, our lives, and our joy of reading! As all of you and I tread the unknown world during these next four years, consider your online friends as a resource. Be smart, be safe, be resilient. Have fun!
January 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Voo and I met on Twitter. We talk by phone almost every day. We share our humor, our lives, and our joy of reading! As all of you and I tread the unknown world during these next four years, consider your online friends as a resource. Be smart, be safe, be resilient. Have fun!
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It's 27º in the DMV. Hubs is putting steaks on the grill, tossing a Caesar salad and waiting on the 20yo to come home. I am sipping on some whiskey and listening to the wind howl. I am reading short short stories this weekend w my bestie @voodoll.bsky.social
January 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's 27º in the DMV. Hubs is putting steaks on the grill, tossing a Caesar salad and waiting on the 20yo to come home. I am sipping on some whiskey and listening to the wind howl. I am reading short short stories this weekend w my bestie @voodoll.bsky.social
I don’t feel like carpeing any diem!
December 29, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I don’t feel like carpeing any diem!
A gentle reminder that new years resolutions don't have to be about positive changes. You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty and disrespect your enemies.
December 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
A gentle reminder that new years resolutions don't have to be about positive changes. You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty and disrespect your enemies.
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A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤
December 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
A friend suggested I do fewer controversial politics posts and more food posts (lower my BP, lol). So here it goes. Dinner: grilled marinated t-bone steaks, roasted butternut squash with a butter/brown sugar glaze and Caesar salad. What's on your table or what's a fav meal you like to serve? 🤤
This tells you everything you need to know about us!
@antifapuddinpop.bsky.social is followed by @godpod.bsky.social
And Voo’s followed by @lucifers.bsky.social
December 12, 2024 at 1:42 PM
This tells you everything you need to know about us!
@antifapuddinpop.bsky.social is followed by @godpod.bsky.social
And Voo’s followed by @lucifers.bsky.social
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Today is slap an Idiot day
I'm gonna be so busy.
🤣💯😛
I'm gonna be so busy.
🤣💯😛
December 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Today is slap an Idiot day
I'm gonna be so busy.
🤣💯😛
I'm gonna be so busy.
🤣💯😛
Santa knows exactly what you did for that Klondike bar.
December 9, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Santa knows exactly what you did for that Klondike bar.
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Wanna see awkward?
Hand me a baby.
Hand me a baby.
October 5, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Wanna see awkward?
Hand me a baby.
Hand me a baby.