Virtua Stiva
@virtuastiva.bsky.social
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Four years of the best #NUFC manager in my lifetime but it’s probably time to let him go. Keeps making subs on the 64th minute and is still playing Longstaff and Wilson every week
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Four years of the best #NUFC manager in my lifetime but it’s probably time to let him go. Keeps making subs on the 64th minute and is still playing Longstaff and Wilson every week
NUFC going along canny in the cups and I still think Wissa is going to be the man that kicks the season off proper. I feel Howe can finally play the way he wants when him and the full backs are back in the side. Probably need to sort that knacker Gordon out though
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
NUFC going along canny in the cups and I still think Wissa is going to be the man that kicks the season off proper. I feel Howe can finally play the way he wants when him and the full backs are back in the side. Probably need to sort that knacker Gordon out though
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October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Bring me the 10 year Botman contract next
Sandro Tonali has another three full seasons to run on his contract, plus Newcastle hold the option of extending it by a further year, due to a secret deal handed to the midfielder during his 10-month suspension for gambling offences.
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Sandro Tonali signed secret Newcastle contract extension after gambling ban
The Italian's Newcastle terms actually run until 2030, rather than the publicly reported 2028.
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Bring me the 10 year Botman contract next
Christ
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Christ
Honestly think that’s the best I’ve seen Gordon play for us. Fucking sensational, as soon as he entered the Benfica half, he was causing total chaos
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Honestly think that’s the best I’ve seen Gordon play for us. Fucking sensational, as soon as he entered the Benfica half, he was causing total chaos
If Danny “Bastard” Welbeck scores against us again today, I make that roughly about 20 points he’s cost us over the years
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If Danny “Bastard” Welbeck scores against us again today, I make that roughly about 20 points he’s cost us over the years
Bruno and Tonali were excellent today but if anyone has Peter Bankes’ home address, feed an envelope full of dogshit through his letterbox. As piss poor a refereeing performance you can get at PL level
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bruno and Tonali were excellent today but if anyone has Peter Bankes’ home address, feed an envelope full of dogshit through his letterbox. As piss poor a refereeing performance you can get at PL level
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ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane
October 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane
Champion, NUFC will be overpowered to fuck every year going forward
Electronic Arts has officially confirmed that it will be acquired for $55 billion by a group of investors, including Saudi Arabia’s PIF.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ea-conf...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ea-conf...
EA confirms that it will be acquired for $55 billion by investors, including Saudi Arabia’s PIF | VGC
The company says the buyout will “accelerate its strategic vision to advance the future of entertainment”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Champion, NUFC will be overpowered to fuck every year going forward
Lads, I’ve watched football a lot over the years and I now genuinely don’t know what is and isn’t a penalty anymore. What the fuck are we playing at
September 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lads, I’ve watched football a lot over the years and I now genuinely don’t know what is and isn’t a penalty anymore. What the fuck are we playing at
Thought we did very well there against a side who will be in the semi-finals at a minimum. If Gordon scores early doors, who knows? Totally different game but I am a MASSIVE fan of Thiaw doing Cruyff turns and clipped 20 yard passes in his own half. He’ll be great fun
September 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thought we did very well there against a side who will be in the semi-finals at a minimum. If Gordon scores early doors, who knows? Totally different game but I am a MASSIVE fan of Thiaw doing Cruyff turns and clipped 20 yard passes in his own half. He’ll be great fun
@adamf2384.bsky.social Official face of the Nervous NUFC fan in that second half
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@adamf2384.bsky.social Official face of the Nervous NUFC fan in that second half
Gordon is going to pinch the ball off one of their centre halves tonight and plant it in the corner. Dream it. Manifest it
September 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Gordon is going to pinch the ball off one of their centre halves tonight and plant it in the corner. Dream it. Manifest it
Newcastle United just had to win there. We were good for a couple more but it’s 3 points that we desperately needed. Let’s get into Barca on Thursday
September 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Newcastle United just had to win there. We were good for a couple more but it’s 3 points that we desperately needed. Let’s get into Barca on Thursday
Big Nick in tomorrow and let’s see Jacob Murphy pinging crosses at his napper. Don’t care if he prefers it to feet, he’s in our land now and he’ll fight for headers against Craig Dawson and like it
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Big Nick in tomorrow and let’s see Jacob Murphy pinging crosses at his napper. Don’t care if he prefers it to feet, he’s in our land now and he’ll fight for headers against Craig Dawson and like it
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September 11th, 2001. A shocked nation grieves as the World Trade Center is destroyed in the largest terrorist attack on American soil. Unsure of what else to do, GameFAQs user BoredGamer collects their thoughts and begins to work on a plain text walkthrough of Tail of the Sun
March 25, 2024 at 12:06 AM
September 11th, 2001. A shocked nation grieves as the World Trade Center is destroyed in the largest terrorist attack on American soil. Unsure of what else to do, GameFAQs user BoredGamer collects their thoughts and begins to work on a plain text walkthrough of Tail of the Sun
I’m in a roadside cafe in Corfu, drinking Mythos and listening to a Greek language cover of Dance Me to the End of Love. What a belter
September 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I’m in a roadside cafe in Corfu, drinking Mythos and listening to a Greek language cover of Dance Me to the End of Love. What a belter
Get him nominated for the Mercury Prize
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Get him nominated for the Mercury Prize
Similar to Bruno throwing the contents of Isak’s locker onto the railway lines at Benton
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House
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September 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Similar to Bruno throwing the contents of Isak’s locker onto the railway lines at Benton
NUFC doing their best to try and knock me out of my holiday mood. By the time I’ve landed, I want to see some goal scoring bastard at the training ground having his medical
September 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
NUFC doing their best to try and knock me out of my holiday mood. By the time I’ve landed, I want to see some goal scoring bastard at the training ground having his medical
This is a Chris Simpsons Artist drawing of Trump
'Trump and his granddaughter Kai Trump load the motorcade on the south lawn of the White House in Washington DC on August 30, 2025, as they head to Trump National golf course in Sterling, Virginia'
(Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP)
(Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP)
August 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is a Chris Simpsons Artist drawing of Trump
A top class CL drawer and Harry Kane’s eventual successor signed in the same day. Nice little morale booster for Saturday evening
August 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A top class CL drawer and Harry Kane’s eventual successor signed in the same day. Nice little morale booster for Saturday evening
Funniest thing about Man Utd eventually parting with Amorim will be their client journalists lobbying for them to get Eddie Howe.
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Funniest thing about Man Utd eventually parting with Amorim will be their client journalists lobbying for them to get Eddie Howe.