Virtua Stiva
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Starting to think there were probably SOME full backs out there who could have helped us for 6 month
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Starting to think there were probably SOME full backs out there who could have helped us for 6 month
Newcastle United choosing to beat Liverpool in a cup final and then never beating them again is a fucking brilliant joke
January 31, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Newcastle United choosing to beat Liverpool in a cup final and then never beating them again is a fucking brilliant joke
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things"
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
Couldn’t tell you if this kid is good at goalkeeping or not but Newcastle could do with a keeper. Sign him up, Eddie
📸 Patrícia de Melo Moreira
January 28, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Couldn’t tell you if this kid is good at goalkeeping or not but Newcastle could do with a keeper. Sign him up, Eddie
NUFC absolutely immense in the face of fraudulent refereeing once again. Joe Willock hates the French
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
NUFC absolutely immense in the face of fraudulent refereeing once again. Joe Willock hates the French
Anthony Elanga can run faster than most of the lads in the Olympics 200m but this entire PSG team can outpace him. Perfectly natural
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Anthony Elanga can run faster than most of the lads in the Olympics 200m but this entire PSG team can outpace him. Perfectly natural
Winner takes all against PSG, is it? Going back to the stadium where we got shafted the last time? We’ll fucking have them on toast
January 21, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Winner takes all against PSG, is it? Going back to the stadium where we got shafted the last time? We’ll fucking have them on toast
Not sure why we’re all scared of going to PSG. We score another one tonight and we’re going in ahead of them. Shite, man. Though knowing us, we’ll have the same ref as last time
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Not sure why we’re all scared of going to PSG. We score another one tonight and we’re going in ahead of them. Shite, man. Though knowing us, we’ll have the same ref as last time
Perisic vs Trippier is going to be like watching a Soccer Aid match play out down the left hand side
January 21, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Perisic vs Trippier is going to be like watching a Soccer Aid match play out down the left hand side
If anyone is annoyed by this leggy performance, only 8 more games in the next month! You’d better get used to it
January 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
If anyone is annoyed by this leggy performance, only 8 more games in the next month! You’d better get used to it
Shite game that is still there for the taking. Don Goodman would have you believe that Wolves are a good side and are playing well but unfortunately, he would rather shoot himself in the head than praise Newcastle United.
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Shite game that is still there for the taking. Don Goodman would have you believe that Wolves are a good side and are playing well but unfortunately, he would rather shoot himself in the head than praise Newcastle United.
Good lord
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Prime Video's Tomb Raider series
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Good lord
I think the scariest thing about this incoming fixture pile-up is that Elanga and Willock are going to start plenty games out of sheer necessity
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I think the scariest thing about this incoming fixture pile-up is that Elanga and Willock are going to start plenty games out of sheer necessity
Let that be Aaron Ramsdale’s crowning moment in an NUFC goalkeeper kit but everything before the penalties was absolutely fucking shocking. Let’s keep
Pope in for now, lads
Pope in for now, lads
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Let that be Aaron Ramsdale’s crowning moment in an NUFC goalkeeper kit but everything before the penalties was absolutely fucking shocking. Let’s keep
Pope in for now, lads
Pope in for now, lads
If anyone predicted Matt Targett coming back to keep Haaland quiet in the League Cup semi-final, then fair play
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
If anyone predicted Matt Targett coming back to keep Haaland quiet in the League Cup semi-final, then fair play
This can get right to fuck. Howay, KK. Hope it’s caught early so he can see us win more pots
Our former player & manager, Kevin Keegan will undergo treatment after being diagnosed with cancer having been admitted to hospital for further evaluation of ongoing abdominal symptoms.
King Kev. We're with you every step of the way. Hoping for a full and speedy recovery 🙏🖤🤍
King Kev. We're with you every step of the way. Hoping for a full and speedy recovery 🙏🖤🤍
January 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This can get right to fuck. Howay, KK. Hope it’s caught early so he can see us win more pots
New Peter Gabriel tribute album incoming
January 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM
New Peter Gabriel tribute album incoming
Officially starting a petition for these African commentators doing AFCON to be on Sky immediately. They make Drury, Neville and co. sound like the basket of shite that they are
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Officially starting a petition for these African commentators doing AFCON to be on Sky immediately. They make Drury, Neville and co. sound like the basket of shite that they are
Now I’m no football manager but even I can see that we’re dying for two up top
December 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Now I’m no football manager but even I can see that we’re dying for two up top
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Seems harsh that, in the age of everyone re-evaluating “naff” 80s yacht rock/blue-eyed soul that old Chris didn’t receive a lot of the same treatment. There’s 3/4 cracking albums in there full of great arrangements and writing
Seems harsh that, in the age of everyone re-evaluating “naff” 80s yacht rock/blue-eyed soul that old Chris didn’t receive a lot of the same treatment. There’s 3/4 cracking albums in there full of great arrangements and writing
Chris Rea - Josephine • TopPop
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December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Seems harsh that, in the age of everyone re-evaluating “naff” 80s yacht rock/blue-eyed soul that old Chris didn’t receive a lot of the same treatment. There’s 3/4 cracking albums in there full of great arrangements and writing
Seems harsh that, in the age of everyone re-evaluating “naff” 80s yacht rock/blue-eyed soul that old Chris didn’t receive a lot of the same treatment. There’s 3/4 cracking albums in there full of great arrangements and writing
Hope that ref today gets sepsis for Christmas.
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hope that ref today gets sepsis for Christmas.
I fear that strong Fulham team could well be them smelling blood and going for it. Going to need a response from our lot tonight
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I fear that strong Fulham team could well be them smelling blood and going for it. Going to need a response from our lot tonight
I’m willing to bet that Newcastle United will not be playing that midfield 3 very often in the future. Good thing Bruno is in the form of his life
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m willing to bet that Newcastle United will not be playing that midfield 3 very often in the future. Good thing Bruno is in the form of his life