shelly
@violetpickle.bsky.social
Infp-T, Old married guy, dogdad to a Pug named Craig, artguy, i never act my age, lives in Kansas, sagittarius (if you were curious) quiet intellectual, lover of chocolate, bourbon, cigars, and coffee.
A dm slide that starts with a "hello dear" will get you ignored.
scammers love that sort of greeting. jus sayin.
scammers love that sort of greeting. jus sayin.
July 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A dm slide that starts with a "hello dear" will get you ignored.
scammers love that sort of greeting. jus sayin.
scammers love that sort of greeting. jus sayin.
Anyone want to slide into my DM's and talk about random shit?
May 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Anyone want to slide into my DM's and talk about random shit?
So i dont postbhere often enough, but i need to vent a little. I got approached by a l younger woman on another platform, and we hit it off well. Then she ghosted me. Although i should have thick skin, it still hurts.
anyway, at least my coffee maker is still reliable.
anyway, at least my coffee maker is still reliable.
May 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
So i dont postbhere often enough, but i need to vent a little. I got approached by a l younger woman on another platform, and we hit it off well. Then she ghosted me. Although i should have thick skin, it still hurts.
anyway, at least my coffee maker is still reliable.
anyway, at least my coffee maker is still reliable.
Totes adorbs....meet Alex.
May 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Totes adorbs....meet Alex.
shhhh, the boys are asleep.
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
shhhh, the boys are asleep.
In my defense, i ate a lot of rock salt as a child to better prepare me for old age.
April 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
In my defense, i ate a lot of rock salt as a child to better prepare me for old age.
Talk dirty to me by saying, "Donuts and coffee"
April 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Talk dirty to me by saying, "Donuts and coffee"
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Dude built a gum launching robot
March 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Dude built a gum launching robot
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April 5,2025
Keep Reposting
Keep Reposting
March 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
April 5,2025
Keep Reposting
Keep Reposting
and just like that, she was gone again.
March 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
and just like that, she was gone again.
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Kansas Capitol Police detain Satanic Grotto president Michael Stewart after he throws a punch while demonstrating inside the Statehouse. #ksleg via @gracefromkansas.bsky.social
March 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Kansas Capitol Police detain Satanic Grotto president Michael Stewart after he throws a punch while demonstrating inside the Statehouse. #ksleg via @gracefromkansas.bsky.social
Anytime i want to feel disrespected, i go to my local popeye's.
March 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anytime i want to feel disrespected, i go to my local popeye's.
If Canada becomes the 51st state, we will have the change the name of Canadian geese.
March 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If Canada becomes the 51st state, we will have the change the name of Canadian geese.
did my taxes today.
aka financial diarrhea.
aka financial diarrhea.
March 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
did my taxes today.
aka financial diarrhea.
aka financial diarrhea.
Tbh im supposed to be asleep right now.
March 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Tbh im supposed to be asleep right now.
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Farts into the void.
void gags.
void gags.
March 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Farts into the void.
void gags.
void gags.
My neighbor took down their trump flag. Should i get them an Elon Potus flag?
March 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My neighbor took down their trump flag. Should i get them an Elon Potus flag?
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Woman: *posts picture of a sunset*
Random dude: I BET YOU HAVE PRETTY PUSSY AND BOOBS HUH
Random dude: I BET YOU HAVE PRETTY PUSSY AND BOOBS HUH
March 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Woman: *posts picture of a sunset*
Random dude: I BET YOU HAVE PRETTY PUSSY AND BOOBS HUH
Random dude: I BET YOU HAVE PRETTY PUSSY AND BOOBS HUH
my dog stores loudly. he always gets to sleep next to me.
March 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
my dog stores loudly. he always gets to sleep next to me.
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UPDATE: All charges against the Satanic Grotto have just been dismissed in court.
A lawsuit from a Catholic archbishop accused them of stealing a consecrated communion wafer. As I pointed out in my piece, that was a lie.
A lawsuit from a Catholic archbishop accused them of stealing a consecrated communion wafer. As I pointed out in my piece, that was a lie.
A proposed Satanic "Black Mass" at the Kansas Capitol has led to a lawsuit, a policy change, and possible arrests.
Why? Because officials think the Satanists "stole" a consecrated communion wafer.
I have proof that they didn't.
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/lawmakers-...
Why? Because officials think the Satanists "stole" a consecrated communion wafer.
I have proof that they didn't.
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/lawmakers-...
Lawmakers & Catholic leaders flip out over Satanic "Black Mass" at Kansas Capitol
Kansas officials and Catholic leaders are desperately trying to prevent the Satanic event, even if that means destroying the First Amendment
www.friendlyatheist.com
March 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
UPDATE: All charges against the Satanic Grotto have just been dismissed in court.
A lawsuit from a Catholic archbishop accused them of stealing a consecrated communion wafer. As I pointed out in my piece, that was a lie.
A lawsuit from a Catholic archbishop accused them of stealing a consecrated communion wafer. As I pointed out in my piece, that was a lie.
Dont show me your tits, send me a pic of your kitchen knives.
March 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Dont show me your tits, send me a pic of your kitchen knives.
Ready for a roadtrip.
March 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ready for a roadtrip.
For my northern friends, is Taylor's Ham really ham, or is it lunchmeat?
March 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
For my northern friends, is Taylor's Ham really ham, or is it lunchmeat?
depression is a hell of a thing.
March 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
depression is a hell of a thing.