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🪨 #1 BOULDY FAN 🪨
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They/it. Ur local Chain-chomp. Thing purveyor and polyamorous champion.
I think I set a new record for a scam call hanging up. The millisecond I heard "all state" I started making a demon noise and that dude was gone within 7 seconds LMAO
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's time again, champions of the round
March 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Some days, you need to be strong. Other days, you need to lay in bed slowly consuming a can of whipped cream while you play the Sims 4 on your laptop. Life is about balance.
November 10, 2024 at 10:44 PM
How about them apples???
November 2, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Call me a Private I the way my privates poke out your eyes.
November 18, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Rich underworld prince

Call that Bagreus
November 7, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Me: "nothing like my coughs to clock myself, haha!"

*ENORMOUS* bulge in leggings
October 18, 2023 at 7:49 PM
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I really need to post at least a lil something here

uuuuuh
October 18, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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there should be a certain number of Things that, once done, absolve you from having to do any more Things for the day
October 18, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Realizing I'm dorksexual
October 18, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Sometimes you just gotta go silly mode
October 18, 2023 at 12:49 AM
First-tried Theseus and Asterius.

Bastard even got blessed by Ares.

Swag money stack it up.
October 17, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Hey babe, do you wanna go to Panera so we can have sex in the parking lot?
October 15, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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October 15, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I'm like if a princess was a boy
October 15, 2023 at 3:43 PM
The only positive to cis people being so fucking ignorant and stupid is that sometimes at work I'll give a customer wrong info by mistake, and they will tell my boss "well *he* told me it was here" and then my boss has no idea i hecked up
October 14, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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October 14, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Walk up to the shipyard like what up, I got a big dock.
October 14, 2023 at 2:22 PM
(Dog) Girl breakfast.
October 13, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Me realizing I'm a lot like my mom: 😁

Me realizing I have her memory problems: 🥲
October 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Thinking about how my passion and hard work ethic were used against me.

I was the only one who wanted to put in any effort. No thanks for an amount of years. No progress without me.

The second I make a mistake, I get fucking reamed.

Don't volunteer your time for people who don't appreciate you!!
October 12, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Choker broke like 20 minutes into my shift lmao

Cost $1 so I think I got my money's worth with the one (1) selfie I took.
October 12, 2023 at 12:29 AM
She loud on my buzzer until it's correct
October 10, 2023 at 4:25 PM