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Rayne
@violentphlegm.bsky.social
Just an ornamental hermit trying to make it in this big bad world.
She/her
Just fully face planted into a bed while trying to push it into place
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Have had depression nearly twice as long as I was happy congratulations me I guess
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Why have I convinced myself that the only way I can be a productive human being is to buy multiple pairs of headphones so I can go freely about my life without the fear of hearing my own thoughts
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
RIP to me. I have drowned in my own snot.
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Is there anything better than sitting in the Lidl car park while chaos ensues around you and you have your croissants and choons
October 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Where do smells go when they disappear
October 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hi I still exist for the two of you that still remember me
Can't be arsed with socials for the most part but if you're in any way interested in chatting you can find me on insta
Or maybe text if you ask nicely
Hope you're all good
October 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Approximately 40 times a day I will start writing something - maybe a comment on a post, maybe a reply to a question, or maybe just a message to someone - and then my brain says "NO! Nobody cares! Keep your thoughts to yourself!" and I think more people should adopt this strategy
July 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Now that I am running a Small Business™, I am very tempted to just buy like a holster belt for both of my phones so I'm not always fishing around my pockets or bag. Imagine how much more of a wanker I could be that way!
July 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Got a new book to read during my nightly 2-5am lying awake hating myself sessions and I think I'm finally broken. Had to stop reading cuz I was too scared like a child
July 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Lads I just heard of Coffin Confessors and I am in desperate need of a book or compilation of the wildest confessions cuz omg the JUICE
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hello this is my face
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I am a puddle of a woman
a man is holding a green scarf over his face in front of a clock
ALT: a man is holding a green scarf over his face in front of a clock
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by Rayne
I Kurt myself Cobain, to see if I still feel
July 13, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Valter Walker is my new favourite fighter purely for the weirdness
July 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wandering round the village today and a woman came up to me
"So you're the girl with blue hair"
(my hair is now orange)
"Until recently yeah!"
"Sound"
July 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why did it only just occur to me that Toffee Crisps are basically just Rice Krispie cakes with added toffee
July 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sadykhov's precision is very.. precise
June 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The "drip" (whatever the fuck that brand is) logo on the octagon canvas just looks like the Bic logo to me sorry
June 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Long bright days are great and all but honestly getting sick of being woken up at 5am and it still being bright at 10.30pm. I need ambience and sleeeeeep
June 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Be absolutely scarlet if I was that tangerine prick
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Considering buying bedding offa Amazon cuz I don't know if I wanna splash out and I gotta say, this review has sold me
June 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It's the worst day ever (forgot to buy mint tea)
June 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Here's a fun game for ye - mentally design your nightmare meal. Three courses!
Had a good think about it and nearly vomited at the horror
June 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Nath told me Mike from Breaking Bad/Hickey from Community was dead so of course I was like wtf I haven't heard that and googled it. Obviously he is not (at time of writing) so I said where did you get that from. He said Reddit. I googled.
See below. What a twat
June 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM