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"I hope you were able to achieve balance and come back to your senses about how the world works and your place in it." - my boss's ominous yet comforting greeting after the long weekend
September 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"I hope you were able to achieve balance and come back to your senses about how the world works and your place in it." - my boss's ominous yet comforting greeting after the long weekend
Just finished Andor, screaming crying throwing up
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Just finished Andor, screaming crying throwing up
I wish my yearly urge to journal came up in like Dec-Jan and not Aug-Sept. Maybe I need a dateless journal.
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I wish my yearly urge to journal came up in like Dec-Jan and not Aug-Sept. Maybe I need a dateless journal.
To achieve the level of ANC that I need to exist peacefully in this office, I think I'm gonna need those construction worker protective headphones to wear over top of my buds.
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
To achieve the level of ANC that I need to exist peacefully in this office, I think I'm gonna need those construction worker protective headphones to wear over top of my buds.
Am I about to cut a bunch of T-shirts into tank tops? 🏋️
August 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Am I about to cut a bunch of T-shirts into tank tops? 🏋️
Boss put up a calendar invite as an out of office notification, which is normal for this org, but the way he worded it is so unintentionally hilarious. "Where Is (Name)? - At the Dentist!" It's like a children's book, I'm going to start doing all my OOO notifs this way.
August 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Boss put up a calendar invite as an out of office notification, which is normal for this org, but the way he worded it is so unintentionally hilarious. "Where Is (Name)? - At the Dentist!" It's like a children's book, I'm going to start doing all my OOO notifs this way.
Why is my throat sore 😑
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why is my throat sore 😑
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Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree ‘to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...
August 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree ‘to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...
Every career move I've made has been into something I'm less and less interested in, and is less and less fulfilling. I think I should just be a gravedigger.
August 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every career move I've made has been into something I'm less and less interested in, and is less and less fulfilling. I think I should just be a gravedigger.
Starting to feel like I have to keep waking up every day as me, and then living every day as me?? Can anyone confirm?
August 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Starting to feel like I have to keep waking up every day as me, and then living every day as me?? Can anyone confirm?
Not to be dramatic, but I hope I die in my fucking sleep tonight
August 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not to be dramatic, but I hope I die in my fucking sleep tonight
There's somebody near me in the office with their ring doorbell notifications turned to max volume, and the sensitivity must be set to "when the wind blows" because it's going off every 20 seconds and they're just LETTING IT PLAY like it's their favorite song.
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There's somebody near me in the office with their ring doorbell notifications turned to max volume, and the sensitivity must be set to "when the wind blows" because it's going off every 20 seconds and they're just LETTING IT PLAY like it's their favorite song.
Just did my tarot pull for the full moon in Capricorn and it was SO MEAN TO ME!!!! All swords and reversals. 😫⚔️ Why is my own moon being MEAN TO ME??
August 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Just did my tarot pull for the full moon in Capricorn and it was SO MEAN TO ME!!!! All swords and reversals. 😫⚔️ Why is my own moon being MEAN TO ME??
I love watching paranormal caught-on-tape stuff because half the time it's like "holy shit what the fuck" and the other half is like "that's just a bat".
August 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I love watching paranormal caught-on-tape stuff because half the time it's like "holy shit what the fuck" and the other half is like "that's just a bat".
Ahh the one thing I did miss about working in a cubicle farm is when the Internet goes down and we all have Meerkat Time.
August 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ahh the one thing I did miss about working in a cubicle farm is when the Internet goes down and we all have Meerkat Time.
Currently trying to get health insurance through the dot gov marketplace and it's such a stupid process. I submitted all my documents for a "qualifying life change" last week and haven't seen any movement on it. So I called the help line today cause some of my critical rx are running out.
August 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Currently trying to get health insurance through the dot gov marketplace and it's such a stupid process. I submitted all my documents for a "qualifying life change" last week and haven't seen any movement on it. So I called the help line today cause some of my critical rx are running out.
Some days it's so hard to operate my ridiculous body. I yearn for the day when I can just stand up. Just stand up without blacking out, that's all I want. I'm low-key getting scared about how difficult low-effort things are becoming. I just want a doctor to tell me what's going on.
August 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Some days it's so hard to operate my ridiculous body. I yearn for the day when I can just stand up. Just stand up without blacking out, that's all I want. I'm low-key getting scared about how difficult low-effort things are becoming. I just want a doctor to tell me what's going on.
They put up all these ridiculous balloons in the office to celebrate that we're consolidating teams (wayyy more people about to sit near me), and one just randomly popped and we all thought there was a fucking ACTIVE SHOOTER BRO.
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
They put up all these ridiculous balloons in the office to celebrate that we're consolidating teams (wayyy more people about to sit near me), and one just randomly popped and we all thought there was a fucking ACTIVE SHOOTER BRO.
The cruel joke my brain plays where I'm not inspired to do any art unless I'm so far away from all my art supplies.
July 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The cruel joke my brain plays where I'm not inspired to do any art unless I'm so far away from all my art supplies.
If someone's not coughing violently enough on the office floor, it's your duty to pick up the slack and start hacking. This isn't a workplace unless it sounds like a sick ward in the 1500s, people!!!
July 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If someone's not coughing violently enough on the office floor, it's your duty to pick up the slack and start hacking. This isn't a workplace unless it sounds like a sick ward in the 1500s, people!!!
What if I just walk around holding my laptop, so it doesn't look like I'm away from my desk.... I could go sit outside.....
July 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What if I just walk around holding my laptop, so it doesn't look like I'm away from my desk.... I could go sit outside.....
Me and four other people in office today, chilling. I have no new requests coming in. I have zero work to do. Maybe I'm gonna go walk around the other floors and see how long it takes before they notice I don't belong.
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me and four other people in office today, chilling. I have no new requests coming in. I have zero work to do. Maybe I'm gonna go walk around the other floors and see how long it takes before they notice I don't belong.
Best way to have a good morning commute is to listen to 2010s club bangers.
July 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Best way to have a good morning commute is to listen to 2010s club bangers.