SideDish
@versdc.bsky.social
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Sex-positive queer nerd in Northern VA. Side/vers. Kinky. Usually thirsty. He/Him
BLM. ACAB. Trans rights are human rights. Sex work is work.
If you know me IRL, you're welcome. 😉😇
Sex-positive queer nerd in Northern VA. Side/vers. Kinky. Usually thirsty. He/Him
BLM. ACAB. Trans rights are human rights. Sex work is work.
If you know me IRL, you're welcome. 😉😇
Today's h-word mood is:
Blindfold me.
Tie my hands behind my back.
Lock my dick in a cage.
Put me on my knees in front of you.
Grab my head and fuck my throat till my tonsils are obliterated.
Blindfold me.
Tie my hands behind my back.
Lock my dick in a cage.
Put me on my knees in front of you.
Grab my head and fuck my throat till my tonsils are obliterated.
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
Blindfold me.
Tie my hands behind my back.
Lock my dick in a cage.
Put me on my knees in front of you.
Grab my head and fuck my throat till my tonsils are obliterated.
Blindfold me.
Tie my hands behind my back.
Lock my dick in a cage.
Put me on my knees in front of you.
Grab my head and fuck my throat till my tonsils are obliterated.
Today's h-word mood is:
It's (U.S.) Thanksgiving today. Offering up this slab of meat to any guy who needs to escape his family for a little while.
It's (U.S.) Thanksgiving today. Offering up this slab of meat to any guy who needs to escape his family for a little while.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
It's (U.S.) Thanksgiving today. Offering up this slab of meat to any guy who needs to escape his family for a little while.
It's (U.S.) Thanksgiving today. Offering up this slab of meat to any guy who needs to escape his family for a little while.
Today's h-word mood is:
I need a short king to bounce on my dick.
I need a short king to bounce on my dick.
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I need a short king to bounce on my dick.
I need a short king to bounce on my dick.
I had a migraine yesterday, so I didn't jerk off.
Which means my dick is throbbing today and needs attention, while I can't do anything about it because I'm at work.
Which means my dick is throbbing today and needs attention, while I can't do anything about it because I'm at work.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I had a migraine yesterday, so I didn't jerk off.
Which means my dick is throbbing today and needs attention, while I can't do anything about it because I'm at work.
Which means my dick is throbbing today and needs attention, while I can't do anything about it because I'm at work.
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Today's h-word mood is:
I need a Very Good Puppy to come over and let me tie him down and strap the milking machine to his bone. Leave it running until I get at least two loads out of time. Ideally three.
I need a Very Good Puppy to come over and let me tie him down and strap the milking machine to his bone. Leave it running until I get at least two loads out of time. Ideally three.
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I need a Very Good Puppy to come over and let me tie him down and strap the milking machine to his bone. Leave it running until I get at least two loads out of time. Ideally three.
I need a Very Good Puppy to come over and let me tie him down and strap the milking machine to his bone. Leave it running until I get at least two loads out of time. Ideally three.
Today's h-word mood is:
I want a dude to come over, beat his meat, bust his load all over my face, and then leave without us ever having talked (in person).
I want a dude to come over, beat his meat, bust his load all over my face, and then leave without us ever having talked (in person).
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Today's h-word mood is:
I want a dude to come over, beat his meat, bust his load all over my face, and then leave without us ever having talked (in person).
I want a dude to come over, beat his meat, bust his load all over my face, and then leave without us ever having talked (in person).
I think I've decided that when dudes on The Apps say I have a nice dick, I'm going to start responding "I know, right?"
It feels gross to act cocky (pun not intended) like that, but let's see if it makes a difference in how the conversation goes from that point...
It feels gross to act cocky (pun not intended) like that, but let's see if it makes a difference in how the conversation goes from that point...
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I think I've decided that when dudes on The Apps say I have a nice dick, I'm going to start responding "I know, right?"
It feels gross to act cocky (pun not intended) like that, but let's see if it makes a difference in how the conversation goes from that point...
It feels gross to act cocky (pun not intended) like that, but let's see if it makes a difference in how the conversation goes from that point...
Just took a 20 minute late-afternoon nap, because I'm a goddamn adult and I'm allowed.
But wouldn't you know it, the vivid dreams I was having started turning X-rated about 3 seconds before the alarm went off. 😭 🚫🍆
But wouldn't you know it, the vivid dreams I was having started turning X-rated about 3 seconds before the alarm went off. 😭 🚫🍆
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Just took a 20 minute late-afternoon nap, because I'm a goddamn adult and I'm allowed.
But wouldn't you know it, the vivid dreams I was having started turning X-rated about 3 seconds before the alarm went off. 😭 🚫🍆
But wouldn't you know it, the vivid dreams I was having started turning X-rated about 3 seconds before the alarm went off. 😭 🚫🍆
Today's h-word mood is:
I want to get pinned down and absolutely railed by a twunk.
I want to get pinned down and absolutely railed by a twunk.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I want to get pinned down and absolutely railed by a twunk.
I want to get pinned down and absolutely railed by a twunk.
Today's h-word mood is:
I'm traveling right now, but looking forward to being home so my local cum-hungry poppers pig can get to work on my dick and swallow my pent up load.
I'm traveling right now, but looking forward to being home so my local cum-hungry poppers pig can get to work on my dick and swallow my pent up load.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I'm traveling right now, but looking forward to being home so my local cum-hungry poppers pig can get to work on my dick and swallow my pent up load.
I'm traveling right now, but looking forward to being home so my local cum-hungry poppers pig can get to work on my dick and swallow my pent up load.
Today's h-word mood is:
I need a big hot creamy load pumped right onto my tongue. 🤤
I need a big hot creamy load pumped right onto my tongue. 🤤
October 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I need a big hot creamy load pumped right onto my tongue. 🤤
I need a big hot creamy load pumped right onto my tongue. 🤤
Watching an expert head-polishing like this really gets my dick hard, twitching, and leaky.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Watching an expert head-polishing like this really gets my dick hard, twitching, and leaky.
Today's h-word mood is:
I need my dick sucked through a glory hole.
I need my dick sucked through a glory hole.
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I need my dick sucked through a glory hole.
I need my dick sucked through a glory hole.
Today's h-word mood is:
I just want to cuddle.
I just want to cuddle.
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Today's h-word mood is:
I just want to cuddle.
I just want to cuddle.
Today's h-word mood is:
It's been a rough week (and it's only Wednesday).
I need a good pup to suck my dick while I play Stardew Valley.
It's been a rough week (and it's only Wednesday).
I need a good pup to suck my dick while I play Stardew Valley.
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
It's been a rough week (and it's only Wednesday).
I need a good pup to suck my dick while I play Stardew Valley.
It's been a rough week (and it's only Wednesday).
I need a good pup to suck my dick while I play Stardew Valley.
Today's h-word mood is:
Pin me down and polish my dickhead till I scream.
Then keep going.
Pin me down and polish my dickhead till I scream.
Then keep going.
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
Pin me down and polish my dickhead till I scream.
Then keep going.
Pin me down and polish my dickhead till I scream.
Then keep going.
Today's h-word mood is:
I want to get on my knees and suck a bunch of anon dicks through a glory hole.
I want to get on my knees and suck a bunch of anon dicks through a glory hole.
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I want to get on my knees and suck a bunch of anon dicks through a glory hole.
I want to get on my knees and suck a bunch of anon dicks through a glory hole.
Today's h-word mood is:
I need to fuck the cum out of a good boy.
I need to fuck the cum out of a good boy.
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I need to fuck the cum out of a good boy.
I need to fuck the cum out of a good boy.
Today's h-word mood is:
Pinch my nipples while we make out. 🤏
Pinch my nipples while we make out. 🤏
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
Pinch my nipples while we make out. 🤏
Pinch my nipples while we make out. 🤏
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I missed Fat Cock Friday, so here's some Morning Wood Saturday for you.
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I missed Fat Cock Friday, so here's some Morning Wood Saturday for you.
I missed Fat Cock Friday, so here's some Morning Wood Saturday for you.
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I missed Fat Cock Friday, so here's some Morning Wood Saturday for you.
Today's h-word mood is:
I just woke up and I really want cum for breakfast.
Guess I should hop on sniffies and look for some delivery options. 😈
I just woke up and I really want cum for breakfast.
Guess I should hop on sniffies and look for some delivery options. 😈
September 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today's h-word mood is:
I just woke up and I really want cum for breakfast.
Guess I should hop on sniffies and look for some delivery options. 😈
I just woke up and I really want cum for breakfast.
Guess I should hop on sniffies and look for some delivery options. 😈