Vern Faulkner (Part owner of Canada)
@vernfaulkner.bsky.social
I'm an old fart who lives off grid, loves symphonic metal, rides a motorbike when the Canadian winters allow. Former award-winning journalist, thinking of coming out of retirement and running old-school D&D games again.
Why do media outlets keep misspelling the name of Cheeto Fuhrer's "Bored of Peace?"
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Why do media outlets keep misspelling the name of Cheeto Fuhrer's "Bored of Peace?"
Pierre Poillievre is such tool.
"Yeah, it was a nice speech but WE NEED PIPELIIIIIINES."
What a fucking tool. He's a MAGA fuckmuppet.
"Yeah, it was a nice speech but WE NEED PIPELIIIIIINES."
What a fucking tool. He's a MAGA fuckmuppet.
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Pierre Poillievre is such tool.
"Yeah, it was a nice speech but WE NEED PIPELIIIIIINES."
What a fucking tool. He's a MAGA fuckmuppet.
"Yeah, it was a nice speech but WE NEED PIPELIIIIIINES."
What a fucking tool. He's a MAGA fuckmuppet.
Why did everyone at the WEF stay to listen to drivelpuss?
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Why did everyone at the WEF stay to listen to drivelpuss?
I ... the .... uh, the team in black - #canucks - had more goals than the team in white. What does that mean? I remember it meaning something.
January 22, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I ... the .... uh, the team in black - #canucks - had more goals than the team in white. What does that mean? I remember it meaning something.
You know what would be swell? If there were some means in the American Constitution to remove a president who was mentally unfit, and Senate/Congress actually invoked it.
January 21, 2026 at 11:41 AM
You know what would be swell? If there were some means in the American Constitution to remove a president who was mentally unfit, and Senate/Congress actually invoked it.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
So Adam Foote is upset at the lousy body language of the #canucks veterans. Lordy, we've been seeing it for forty games this year. IT'S HIS JOB TO TACKLE THAT.
Bench some of the veterans. Take away their privileges (no, you don't get to skip the optional skate. Skip it? Fine. You're suspended.)
Bench some of the veterans. Take away their privileges (no, you don't get to skip the optional skate. Skip it? Fine. You're suspended.)
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
So Adam Foote is upset at the lousy body language of the #canucks veterans. Lordy, we've been seeing it for forty games this year. IT'S HIS JOB TO TACKLE THAT.
Bench some of the veterans. Take away their privileges (no, you don't get to skip the optional skate. Skip it? Fine. You're suspended.)
Bench some of the veterans. Take away their privileges (no, you don't get to skip the optional skate. Skip it? Fine. You're suspended.)
Sweet mother. #canucks coach Adam Foote says "the system is working." (43:40)
Well, Gee Whillikers I hate to see what would happen if it was failing.
www.sportsnet.ca/650/canucks-...
Well, Gee Whillikers I hate to see what would happen if it was failing.
www.sportsnet.ca/650/canucks-...
Canucks Central
Sat Shah has you covered with the most comprehensive Canucks show on the air. The only real choice for the die-hard Canucks fan and the home for Post Game reaction and analysis after every Canucks gam...
www.sportsnet.ca
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Sweet mother. #canucks coach Adam Foote says "the system is working." (43:40)
Well, Gee Whillikers I hate to see what would happen if it was failing.
www.sportsnet.ca/650/canucks-...
Well, Gee Whillikers I hate to see what would happen if it was failing.
www.sportsnet.ca/650/canucks-...
Holy crap. Just looked at the slow-mo play of the VERY FREAKING OBVIOUS Bills catch that was ruled a turnover, and holy crap, that was bad.
I spent 23 years as a minor league football official.
The NFL fucked up. That was plain wrong.
I spent 23 years as a minor league football official.
The NFL fucked up. That was plain wrong.
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Holy crap. Just looked at the slow-mo play of the VERY FREAKING OBVIOUS Bills catch that was ruled a turnover, and holy crap, that was bad.
I spent 23 years as a minor league football official.
The NFL fucked up. That was plain wrong.
I spent 23 years as a minor league football official.
The NFL fucked up. That was plain wrong.
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Fuck, Carney. No. No. You do not bargain with fascists ....
Mark Carney, best Conservative PM we've ever had.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Mark Carney, best Conservative PM we've ever had.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Carney agrees ‘in principle’ to join Trump’s ‘Board of Peace,’ but no talks of membership fee
While Mark Carney says he has agreed 'in principle' to join Donald Trump’s 'Board of Peace,' a senior government source tells CTV News there have been no conversations whatsoever about the US$1-billio...
www.ctvnews.ca
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Fuck, Carney. No. No. You do not bargain with fascists ....
Mark Carney, best Conservative PM we've ever had.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Mark Carney, best Conservative PM we've ever had.
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
The Sun has Simmons. Edmonton has Spector. How to such phenomenally bad writers retain jobs when there are vastly better writers out of work?
January 19, 2026 at 11:59 AM
The Sun has Simmons. Edmonton has Spector. How to such phenomenally bad writers retain jobs when there are vastly better writers out of work?
Huh. So apparently Keir Starmer is going to play Neville Chamberlain in the remake of whatever the fuck we're going through now.
January 19, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Huh. So apparently Keir Starmer is going to play Neville Chamberlain in the remake of whatever the fuck we're going through now.
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Huh. Look what happens when #nhl officials actually call the Florida Panthers for their shit.
#hurricanes
#hurricanes
January 17, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Huh. Look what happens when #nhl officials actually call the Florida Panthers for their shit.
#hurricanes
#hurricanes
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January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Who wants to play the Floppy Pete drinking game tonight? Tune into the radio, and slug one every time Batch mentions EP40 falling down, being knocked down, or similar?
#canucks
(Note: any participants who are not at home should have alternate means of getting home.)
#canucks
(Note: any participants who are not at home should have alternate means of getting home.)
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Who wants to play the Floppy Pete drinking game tonight? Tune into the radio, and slug one every time Batch mentions EP40 falling down, being knocked down, or similar?
#canucks
(Note: any participants who are not at home should have alternate means of getting home.)
#canucks
(Note: any participants who are not at home should have alternate means of getting home.)
Reposted by Vern Faulkner (Part owner of Canada)
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM