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Cringe tastes:

Least Offensive
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Pokemon
Stan behavior in your 30s
Musical Theater
Creed (Fragrance)
Overwatch
Requesting songs
“Oh, I don’t take the train”
Kaws
Avatar the Last Air Bender
Boxed Funko Pops en masse
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Most Heinous
Dreemana Cardigan:
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think we should get rid of debates and just have ziwe interview candidates
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We need a subway voice with vocal fry
We need a subway voice with vocal fry
We need a subway voice with vocal fry
We need a subway voice with vocal fry
We need a subway voice with vocal fry
We need a subway voice with vocal fry
We need a subway voice with vocal fry
We need a subway voice with voca-
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Here’s how Cuomo can still win:
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We have really lost the meaning of cancellation
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The way this would slay, but only if she did it with her own accent so that all the fast dialogue was completely incomprehensible
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ghosts:
Look you don't get to Lana del Rey without passing through Jessica Simpson
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I have to restart my potatoes
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Scrooge McDuck before his 9AM dive:
My morning pit smell makes me so happy
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Welcome to the stage Sarah McPlate
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If I was president I would have Rick do the Oval Office
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Why did I sleep for 12 hours 🥸
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Did not trainwreck or have a panic attack 😎
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Henty Penty said the sky is falling
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It’s xeir day:
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Give Staten Island to New Jersey, make the ferry slow and expensive.
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ok now that I can breathe again, CAN WE TALK about Cuomo, despite having basically unlimited funds, had ZERO brand cohesion?! He had 3 different logos (at the same time), 0 visual or sonic signifiers. There was NO vibe, mood, attitude. And the ONLY policy I can remember is adding 5000 cops.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Zohran Mamdani:
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Shakira law starts tomorrow
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
YAYYYY
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
YOU HAVE TWO HOURS TO VOTE
also im djing happy hour at animal on thursday
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wait you guys really don’t like root beer?
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
These Cuomo ads are EMBARRASSING
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Low effort gay Halloween slop, and then I swipe to make sure I’m not on For You and I’m not 🫩
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Mmmmaw puhpuhhh
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM