Larry O'Keefe
@velvetcyclone.bsky.social
I am an alien scout sent to Earth to study humanity & determine if it deserves to be spared destruction in our inevitable planetary conquest . . . & junk . . .
Hello, Darkness, my old friend.
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Hello, Darkness, my old friend.
Monday morning and none of the elevators are working...just another day in the utopia that is the Maritime Centre.
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Monday morning and none of the elevators are working...just another day in the utopia that is the Maritime Centre.
I'm not sure if I'm a MISERABLE failure, or a SPECTACULAR failure.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm not sure if I'm a MISERABLE failure, or a SPECTACULAR failure.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP TAILGATING ME???!!!???🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP TAILGATING ME???!!!???🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Are "newpotatoes" strictly a Maritimes vegetable?
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Are "newpotatoes" strictly a Maritimes vegetable?
"Found"??? I swear I didn't type "found"!
COMPUTERS!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
COMPUTERS!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
So let me get this straight...instead of four square meals, I eat found circular meals?
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Found"??? I swear I didn't type "found"!
COMPUTERS!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
COMPUTERS!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
Credit where credit's due...Subway gas achieved truth in advertising: "Tastes better than socks."
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Credit where credit's due...Subway gas achieved truth in advertising: "Tastes better than socks."
So at 5:30am, it just took me 20 minutes to go 12.9km.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
WORLD CLASS HALIFAX!
Except in Toronto....?!?
#HaliSky
#HaliSky
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
So at 5:30am, it just took me 20 minutes to go 12.9km.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
A'rite, a'rite...I'm up...
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A'rite, a'rite...I'm up...
I need to go to bed but I know I'm just going to wake up in a cold sweat panic again...
michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
ALT: michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I need to go to bed but I know I'm just going to wake up in a cold sweat panic again...
Reposted by Larry O'Keefe
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
*gasp* Shocking! I wonder whatever could be the hold up? 🥱
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
*gasp* Shocking! I wonder whatever could be the hold up? 🥱
Hunh!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hunh!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
HE-MMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
HE-MMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!
"In the event of an earthquake, YOU'D BE DEAD NOW!!!"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"In the event of an earthquake, YOU'D BE DEAD NOW!!!"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ESPECIALLY INSTAGRAM! WHO USES INSTAGRAM WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHONE???!!!???
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
ESPECIALLY INSTAGRAM! WHO USES INSTAGRAM WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHONE???!!!???
I'm sorry, but the entire point of the emergency alert was that not everyone would get it via social media...so what's the point flooding social media with screenshots of the TEST?!?
a black and white photo of a man in a black shirt holding his hand up .
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tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm sorry, but the entire point of the emergency alert was that not everyone would get it via social media...so what's the point flooding social media with screenshots of the TEST?!?
I wish I was dead
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I wish I was dead
How do women wear slippers on a day like today? I can't wear anything but Vessi's or my feet immediately get soaked!
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How do women wear slippers on a day like today? I can't wear anything but Vessi's or my feet immediately get soaked!
It's funny, there's a joke that the Geneva Convention was written based on what Candidates did to Nazis during WW2. And we're not particularly ashamed of that...
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's funny, there's a joke that the Geneva Convention was written based on what Candidates did to Nazis during WW2. And we're not particularly ashamed of that...
Legend has it we gave America Superman to keep them from stealing Mr. Canoehead. 🇨🇦
Actually in the service of education please meet Canada's greatest aluminum crime fighter! youtu.be/h9SY2tcfDDM?...
Four on the Floor - Mr. Canoehead
YouTube video by Manitoba Video
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Legend has it we gave America Superman to keep them from stealing Mr. Canoehead. 🇨🇦
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
a man in a suit and tie is crossing his fingers in front of a history.com sign
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tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
A LITTLE???!!!
Confession.....I may have cried a little when he walked out ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳
This was 1 burst as he sat down........Alan Tudyk is soooooo animated! #halcon2025
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A LITTLE???!!!
Ah, yes, the much vaunted House of El...
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ah, yes, the much vaunted House of El...