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everyone shut up for 24 hours challenge
February 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Could you, theoretically, use the one ring as a cock ring?
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media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The wind is very cartoony tonight.
March 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“But it’s against the law!!!”

Are you being dense on purpose?
March 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
everyone shut up for 24 hours challenge
February 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
excellent wienering, my liege
February 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Posted on threads about making $13 yesterday at the bookstore i own & i get a response “you’re living my dream!!”

Let’s stop romanticizing bookstore ownership as if it isn’t a real fucking job??? Your dream is to make $13 in 6 hours & not even get to transfer that $13 to your own bank account? Ok.
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
someone pointed out recently that more people were loudly angry about the TikTok ban than they are about all the shit the current administration is doing.

But the current administration has done a good job of overwhelming people into feeling helpless so that’s playing a role as well.
February 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My fiancé got nudes for Valentine’s Day. Happy heart day bitch, I’m your gift.
February 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Editing my nudes in Lightroom so i can fix the lighting and add grain. 🙂
February 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
To make a frittata right now would be a flex of wealth.
February 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
So very tired of Congress Dems getting on social media talking about what the Republicans and Those Fucking Guys are doing at work.

You’re there!!! Start throwing bricks you cowards!
February 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The image of the night.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Having big naturals is just a lifelong journey to trying to find a bra that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself.
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Whoever came up with “big naturals” must have worked in marketing
February 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Anyway, I’m starting Parable of the Sower today.
February 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
where the fuck are the abolitionists on this app?

if i see one more liberal flipping off a trump tower i will spontaneously combust.
February 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
El0n Musk walked into a government building and grabbed a bunch of our data like a little cartoonishly evil raccoon thief, and y’all are… mad at Taylor Swift’s boyfriend?

Focus!
February 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy Mitch McConnell Fell Down the Stairs Day to all who celebrate 🫶
February 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Today my partner told his mom that Trump is in direct contradiction with Jesus’s teachings. He gave examples, threw the book at her a bit, and she paused and then asked him to start sending her more articles because she wants to know better.

It gave me some hope today.
February 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Oh my bad I didn’t mean to act in a way that suggested I had a beating heart and blood pumping through my veins
February 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Dem voters seem to think that shit talking Trump voters all hours of the day on social media is their best way to affect change in this country. Put the phone down and bring your neighbor some fucking soup and find mutual aid orgs in your area, damn. 😒
February 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@schizophrenicreads.bsky.social hey man, what the fuck 😃 (it’s very good, but jesus)
February 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Unfortunately I suffer from a desire to do everything and live a life that is as full and interesting as possible
January 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I really don’t understand the love Dunkin Donuts gets, I haven’t had anything worthy of such affection from them since 2003. The coffee is too sweet and overly milky, the donuts are dry, and the food options are nothing to write home about. Who’s paying yall? What am I missing?
January 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM