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i like eyeballing stuff
ee/em pnw horc
one day i will grow big enough to stomp all the financial districts
the @moderation.bsky.app most favorite hole
Pinned
sure youre not a nazi but you did bend over spread cheeks and say yes daddy please resegregate the country
sorry boss the computer just aint working
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
dreamt: mid-conference, for clout, i pull out my pocket knife and crunch my right ring fingie off at the 2nd joint. i throw the dis-member at the Chair and stand up.
Enough of this! We need to do something now. Talky time is over.
then we did a riot in the science building and ran from enforcement
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
if i am truly belovd of god
whys my pussy smell of cod
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
dreamt we were all out fishing by the creepy abandoned house.
the devil showed up and scared all the fish so we tied to him a chair. this made the fish happy so we caught lots.
putting the devil closer to the abandoned house made reality warp all static black and white jitter, good photo op
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
strait and narrow
makes an easily controlled fellow
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Works -great- in steel fab too. "We have a tolerance for a reason, work within it." "Perfect is the mortal enemy of good enough, don't overthink it." etc
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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me: I know that word is French because I’ve seen a lot of words
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
but the names of the dead are always lost to time, eventually

-n. k. jemisin, the city we make
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
fucking perfect book to end and open the year. my heart is broken and full. may i grow as gods can't
finishing the year with book 3 of the inheritance trilogy. i woke much too early to pain & shit But! because of that i will be able to listen to the whole seventeen hours before the calendar flops over.
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
finishing the year with book 3 of the inheritance trilogy. i woke much too early to pain & shit But! because of that i will be able to listen to the whole seventeen hours before the calendar flops over.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"i saw the hypocrisy in all the things the priests had taught me. its all very well to say the world values reason & compassion & justice, but if nothing in reality reflects those words, they're meaningless."

n. k. jemisin, the broken kingdoms
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
today i went to fast food and fucked up ordering so bad that the employees gave me a pity churro (delicious)
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"im tired of being what everyone else has made me. i want to be myself."

"you are what your creators and experiences have made you, like every other being in this universe. accept that and be done. [...]
Your future, however, is yours to make, even now."

n.k. jemisin, the hundred thousand kingdoms
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i stumble midsentence, accidentally combining two known pronouns to make an unknown third. you have to wait while i scribble it on my arm and impatiently ask wtf?
oh, im a theoretical genderist. gotta pass this on to the material genders to see if it has real world applications.
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
dont think about the count of monte cristo as a book, its an anime. thats why theres 100 page flashback mini arcs about some dude's nephew's friend's cousin romantic adventures in rome (the sexy femboy is important to the main story i promise)
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
is the innocence of childhood anything other than a flavor of stupidity that adults like?
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 AM
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
its that time of the month
when i smoke all the ends i was too fancy smoke back when i had cash
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
when i was getting consult for top surgy i asked the doctor if they did toenail removal too and the doc literally went ?¿😱?¿
i broke this poor meatmechs brain with my desire to live free of such a tiny & ridiculous part of human meat
[doc said no]
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i trialled wifflebats as a vehicle repellent, it was super effective at changing drives minds about turning into pedestrian pathways.
December 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
this book is like meeting an old friend for the first time
exciting and scary and beautiful and poetic
the echos will be with me forever
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Today's Oarfish comes from vesnet on DeviantArt! Did you know that due to their low muscle mass, they are ill-suited for shallow, turbulent waters? #sealife #marine #fish #Oarfishdaily #marinelife #drawing #marineanimals
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
six pages of reading and i think maybe railroad management should be line up against a wall
December 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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What do barnacles parasitize?

✅️ corals
✅️ burrowed into whale flesh (and sharks, and turtle shells)

Some that no longer resemble arthropods
✅️ inside of/mimicking sea stars shape
✅️ inside of crabs, making them turn into females and reproduce barnacle babies instead of their own

❎️ you?

#Crustmas 🧪🦑
December 17, 2023 at 5:11 PM
piss on the floor, piss on the wall
and guess who cleans it all
Why I Don’t Want To Live With A Man:
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM