Vector Parallax (he/they)
@vectorparallax.bsky.social
Terrible Artist, Photographer, and Performer.
I can't help but think I would be better off if I was dead.
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I can't help but think I would be better off if I was dead.
I don't know if I can keep going.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't know if I can keep going.
Top 5 songs people think are Christmas songs but are not:
1. Hallelujah
2. Jingle Bells
3. Carol of the Bells
4. My Ding-a-ling
5. Fat Bottomed Girls
1. Hallelujah
2. Jingle Bells
3. Carol of the Bells
4. My Ding-a-ling
5. Fat Bottomed Girls
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Top 5 songs people think are Christmas songs but are not:
1. Hallelujah
2. Jingle Bells
3. Carol of the Bells
4. My Ding-a-ling
5. Fat Bottomed Girls
1. Hallelujah
2. Jingle Bells
3. Carol of the Bells
4. My Ding-a-ling
5. Fat Bottomed Girls
Buzz buzz buzz
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Buzz buzz buzz
Because Bart used to say "eat my shorts" on the show. But he's a ghost so he's saying "eat my sheets." It's kind of the same but a little different because of the ghost. If it was a Homer costume he could have said "B'oo!" Instead of "D'oh!" Maybe that... and I'm about to run into the character limi
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Because Bart used to say "eat my shorts" on the show. But he's a ghost so he's saying "eat my sheets." It's kind of the same but a little different because of the ghost. If it was a Homer costume he could have said "B'oo!" Instead of "D'oh!" Maybe that... and I'm about to run into the character limi
Cock-a-doodle-Boo!
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cock-a-doodle-Boo!
I'm so funny.
October 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm so funny.
It's Big Baby Pudding Snstcher time!
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's Big Baby Pudding Snstcher time!
It's Linda's dy today!
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's Linda's dy today!
Time for a swim in the lake.
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Time for a swim in the lake.
It's Unicorn time, mother fuckers!
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's Unicorn time, mother fuckers!
4 unique and original costumes for today.
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
4 unique and original costumes for today.
Robo Ghost.
October 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Robo Ghost.
October 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
His favorite part of the movie!
October 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
His favorite part of the movie!
He wasn't really paying attention during Superman. He just wanted to watch the flying dog.
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
He wasn't really paying attention during Superman. He just wanted to watch the flying dog.
Halloween, day 1 is off to a running start with the dumb.
October 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Halloween, day 1 is off to a running start with the dumb.
Why are stupid people annoying but stupid cats adorable?
September 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why are stupid people annoying but stupid cats adorable?
Toot Toot! He's comin' to get ya!
September 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Toot Toot! He's comin' to get ya!
Watch out for bananas.
September 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Watch out for bananas.