Vape Kid Jr
@vapekidjr.bsky.social
Drag King, puppet guy
Lady in my spare time.
Lady in my spare time.
In this house we believe that Aragorn was a lesbian, Frodo was a lesbian, and Gimley was a big fucking dyke.
October 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In this house we believe that Aragorn was a lesbian, Frodo was a lesbian, and Gimley was a big fucking dyke.
I don’t know which white people need to hear this (I can think of one)
Gentrification bad.
Gentrification bad.
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I don’t know which white people need to hear this (I can think of one)
Gentrification bad.
Gentrification bad.
This is how I plan my numbers.
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is how I plan my numbers.
How come the homies never hold my hand? Just trying to get my hand held at the event.
September 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
How come the homies never hold my hand? Just trying to get my hand held at the event.
Yall ever feel like a straight man trapped in a trans woman’s body?
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yall ever feel like a straight man trapped in a trans woman’s body?
ISO: a 10 foot woman who will put me in her pocket.
August 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
ISO: a 10 foot woman who will put me in her pocket.
I try not to be angry at petty things. It is too easy in nightlife to be mad at a guy for something stupid.
I draw the line at embezzling from my show and dumping your work on other trans women.
I draw the line at embezzling from my show and dumping your work on other trans women.
August 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I try not to be angry at petty things. It is too easy in nightlife to be mad at a guy for something stupid.
I draw the line at embezzling from my show and dumping your work on other trans women.
I draw the line at embezzling from my show and dumping your work on other trans women.
I update my girls when I’m lactating. They call me Live Leaks.
August 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I update my girls when I’m lactating. They call me Live Leaks.
Instagram should let Trans women post hog on story. Our hog our choice.
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Instagram should let Trans women post hog on story. Our hog our choice.
Don’t take this the wrong way but the operating room makes me soo hungry.
Hour 2 and I need a Luna Bar.
Hour 2 and I need a Luna Bar.
August 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don’t take this the wrong way but the operating room makes me soo hungry.
Hour 2 and I need a Luna Bar.
Hour 2 and I need a Luna Bar.
Why are you stinking up the bathroom? This place is for crying. You’re nasty.
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Why are you stinking up the bathroom? This place is for crying. You’re nasty.
Mx Nobody is my favorite sports anime.
August 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Mx Nobody is my favorite sports anime.
Tony soprano loves birds. If he was birds, maybe he could heal.
The first time we see him kill he scares a flock of birds away. They have condemned him.
The first time we see him kill he scares a flock of birds away. They have condemned him.
July 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tony soprano loves birds. If he was birds, maybe he could heal.
The first time we see him kill he scares a flock of birds away. They have condemned him.
The first time we see him kill he scares a flock of birds away. They have condemned him.
Twink death is inevitable. Either by age, transition, or my hands.
July 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Twink death is inevitable. Either by age, transition, or my hands.
You’ll catch more flies with shit than honey.
July 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You’ll catch more flies with shit than honey.
I didn’t think the pewee doc would get me to sob like this. That’s papa, pewee, Paul, I love you with everything in me.
July 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I didn’t think the pewee doc would get me to sob like this. That’s papa, pewee, Paul, I love you with everything in me.
Negotiated severance with my company if I train a replacement. In September of 2026 I will quit my job and swap to fulltime creative work+ part time bs work. I am scared of falling on my face but girl I’ve gotta shoot my shot.
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Negotiated severance with my company if I train a replacement. In September of 2026 I will quit my job and swap to fulltime creative work+ part time bs work. I am scared of falling on my face but girl I’ve gotta shoot my shot.
I’ve seen men with head shapes you can’t imagine.
July 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’ve seen men with head shapes you can’t imagine.
I lost feeling in my thumb mid show tonight. So you know I was cooking.
July 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I lost feeling in my thumb mid show tonight. So you know I was cooking.
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Whatever happened to unethical monogamy?!
July 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Whatever happened to unethical monogamy?!
My rack looking real nice lately. Ngl.
July 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My rack looking real nice lately. Ngl.
Low key drunk older cis women love to hit on me. They think I’m such a charming young man.
July 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Low key drunk older cis women love to hit on me. They think I’m such a charming young man.
Somebody please cut my arm off. Puppets too big.
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Somebody please cut my arm off. Puppets too big.
My puppet drag musical premiers tonight. Pray for me.
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
My puppet drag musical premiers tonight. Pray for me.
This one may not make the cut for Instagram. But sometimes I gag myself with what I can salvage from a blurry phone picture.
June 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This one may not make the cut for Instagram. But sometimes I gag myself with what I can salvage from a blurry phone picture.