nobody ever told me being a bridesmaid would be so much work, I’d never do this to my best friends, I’d hire a professional bridesmaid
August 7, 2023 at 6:34 PM
nobody ever told me being a bridesmaid would be so much work, I’d never do this to my best friends, I’d hire a professional bridesmaid
cant watch Barbie in theatres unfortunately; I don’t own any cute pink clothes and I refuse to feel left out
July 23, 2023 at 8:40 AM
cant watch Barbie in theatres unfortunately; I don’t own any cute pink clothes and I refuse to feel left out
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where the fuck is my vape
July 23, 2023 at 1:22 AM
where the fuck is my vape
would you really eat a burger with pink sauce
July 17, 2023 at 10:29 AM
would you really eat a burger with pink sauce
arrested development is peak
July 13, 2023 at 12:20 AM
arrested development is peak
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if i don't goof off for 3 to 7 hours every night when i should be sleeping then i'll die
July 6, 2023 at 2:44 AM
if i don't goof off for 3 to 7 hours every night when i should be sleeping then i'll die
hopping on threads just to reassure myself that im one of the funniest people i know
July 8, 2023 at 8:48 AM
hopping on threads just to reassure myself that im one of the funniest people i know
he’s on his way to the office
July 6, 2023 at 7:33 PM
he’s on his way to the office
threads is just bsky except the only posts u see are from random brand accounts and all cousins and high school friends can see you being weird
July 6, 2023 at 6:44 PM
threads is just bsky except the only posts u see are from random brand accounts and all cousins and high school friends can see you being weird
can we bring back friendster instead
July 6, 2023 at 10:04 AM
can we bring back friendster instead
oh he’s about to take a good ass nap
July 3, 2023 at 1:00 AM
oh he’s about to take a good ass nap
they’re very proud of their work
June 27, 2023 at 9:31 AM
they’re very proud of their work
i think sharing ur vape with someone is romantic and intimate
June 24, 2023 at 7:15 PM
i think sharing ur vape with someone is romantic and intimate
my brain the whole time im watching the good doctor
June 23, 2023 at 3:48 AM
my brain the whole time im watching the good doctor
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blocked someone for saying if you still use twitter you’re pro fascist. My brother in christ bluesky is 99% white right now and I’ve yet to see another puerto rican. new discourse every morning, no nba gifs, nobody uploading entire films in mp4 format. we got some work to do here
June 23, 2023 at 1:21 AM
blocked someone for saying if you still use twitter you’re pro fascist. My brother in christ bluesky is 99% white right now and I’ve yet to see another puerto rican. new discourse every morning, no nba gifs, nobody uploading entire films in mp4 format. we got some work to do here
pussy so good he’s emailing me after I blocked him (real, unfortunately)
June 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM
pussy so good he’s emailing me after I blocked him (real, unfortunately)
this pod is so shit it tastes like im vaping straight nyquil, im an allo girl for life i fear 😔
June 19, 2023 at 9:26 PM
this pod is so shit it tastes like im vaping straight nyquil, im an allo girl for life i fear 😔
this guy is rlly losing his plane virginity for me
June 19, 2023 at 1:17 AM
this guy is rlly losing his plane virginity for me
sometimes u just have to ghost a person so they get the hint that u don’t want them anymore, otherwise they might fly to ur city and try to surprise u
June 18, 2023 at 10:01 PM
sometimes u just have to ghost a person so they get the hint that u don’t want them anymore, otherwise they might fly to ur city and try to surprise u
his little crybaby ass at the vet bc I took him inside without his sister
June 16, 2023 at 6:32 PM
his little crybaby ass at the vet bc I took him inside without his sister
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“she’s mid” - a man who looks like he had to sneak into the planet
June 14, 2023 at 3:14 AM
“she’s mid” - a man who looks like he had to sneak into the planet
workout of the day is giving my dogs a bath
June 14, 2023 at 12:30 AM
workout of the day is giving my dogs a bath
i like to surround myself with beautiful people to cancel out the fact that i only fuck medium ugly men
June 12, 2023 at 8:16 PM
i like to surround myself with beautiful people to cancel out the fact that i only fuck medium ugly men