Noah, Cactus Gremlin
@vanillachigchampa.bsky.social
He/They
29
Wisconsin, USA
This is where I shitpost, share memes, talk plants, & butt-chug Monster Energy™ to purify my pineal-gland.
29
Wisconsin, USA
This is where I shitpost, share memes, talk plants, & butt-chug Monster Energy™ to purify my pineal-gland.
wicked witch of the west must've smelled foul
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
wicked witch of the west must've smelled foul
JK Rowling collaboration with George Lucas on Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones. Sheyd probably name the shapeshifting bounty hunter "Trans Wesell"
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
JK Rowling collaboration with George Lucas on Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones. Sheyd probably name the shapeshifting bounty hunter "Trans Wesell"
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you're telling me someone who came up with the name "Elan Sleazebaggano" wasn't cooking??? smfh
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
you're telling me someone who came up with the name "Elan Sleazebaggano" wasn't cooking??? smfh
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Felching Tiger Hidden Dragon
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Felching Tiger Hidden Dragon
shIT: Welcome to Dairy (lactose intolerant show)
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
shIT: Welcome to Dairy (lactose intolerant show)
we can't leave any evidence at this dude's art studio but we can have sex there? I'm unsure if the writing is stupid or the characters are intentionally written that way
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
we can't leave any evidence at this dude's art studio but we can have sex there? I'm unsure if the writing is stupid or the characters are intentionally written that way
the premise of Yellowjackets is dope, but I hate most of the characters with the exception of Natalie
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the premise of Yellowjackets is dope, but I hate most of the characters with the exception of Natalie
I saw this man eatin' boogers in Cancún, around February of 2021. He kept mumbling weird things like "dog", "wife" & "snowflake. Not sure what that was about! Anyways, he noticed me staring & approached uncomfortably fast, then handed me this picture of himself.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I saw this man eatin' boogers in Cancún, around February of 2021. He kept mumbling weird things like "dog", "wife" & "snowflake. Not sure what that was about! Anyways, he noticed me staring & approached uncomfortably fast, then handed me this picture of himself.
refuckulate the mainframe
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
refuckulate the mainframe
Ham Stroker's Fapula
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ham Stroker's Fapula
the Simpsons movie was the beginning of the end for the show & humanity as we know it
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
the Simpsons movie was the beginning of the end for the show & humanity as we know it
My Queen of the Night cactus (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) is blooming again!
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My Queen of the Night cactus (Epiphyllum oxypetalum) is blooming again!
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god when will it be my turn
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
god when will it be my turn
goddamn prior authorization on a med screwing up my whole day
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
goddamn prior authorization on a med screwing up my whole day
Trump always talking about horses being JRHNBR. That's "just right height, no bucket required"
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Trump always talking about horses being JRHNBR. That's "just right height, no bucket required"
this Bubba stuff got me thinking about Black Mirror s1e1 with the pig
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
this Bubba stuff got me thinking about Black Mirror s1e1 with the pig
Hasanabi head? I've received none.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hasanabi head? I've received none.
Trump Force One has a horse stable in it
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Trump Force One has a horse stable in it
Ghislaine Maxwell's horse is named "Bubba", Trump admitted to being HANDSY with women, & he flies a Boeing 🤔🤔🤔
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell's horse is named "Bubba", Trump admitted to being HANDSY with women, & he flies a Boeing 🤔🤔🤔
grok means girl-cock
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
grok means girl-cock
can't read "tysm" without thinking the 'tism
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
can't read "tysm" without thinking the 'tism
fucker carlson
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
fucker carlson
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chemist with a piss kink
call that breaking bladder
call that breaking bladder
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
chemist with a piss kink
call that breaking bladder
call that breaking bladder
Patton Oswalt just got banned from Bluesky for talking shit about pedophiles. Don't worry though, the CEO will probably post waffles, as well adjusted adults do in response to criticism.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Patton Oswalt just got banned from Bluesky for talking shit about pedophiles. Don't worry though, the CEO will probably post waffles, as well adjusted adults do in response to criticism.