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A ★ review of The Family Stone (2005)

Hans Gruber’s gang of “robbers-posing-as-terrorists” thugs in DIE HARD seem like more amiable Christmas party company than the shit stains populating this movie…

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November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM

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☢️PRE-ORDER ALERT!☢️
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…Because you Degenerates just can’t seem own enough burning Godzillas…BURNING GODZILLA ‘95 EXQUISITE BASIC FIGURE! Due next year.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM

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👹ONE WEEK TO MM 65!👺
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ONE…MORE…Monster Mania…for 2025…Our last 3-day event for 2025, and also last event at Oaks for 2025 (phew!). 11/21 - 11/23.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM

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A ★★★½ review of Frankenstein (2025)

A mixed bag…lavish production design, and an all timer performance from Jacob Elordi as the monster. GDT’s tin ear dialogue is throughout though, and Mia Goth grinds things to a halt with some “Monste...

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November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM

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A ★ review of Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)

Eleventeen Jurassic Park stink burger sequels… Meanwhile, I am dying of Entropy while waiting for a Dinosaucers revival…

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November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM

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A ★★★★ review of Predator: Badlands (2025)

As a life long fan of the original two films and some of the Dark Horse comics as a kid, I have actually been non-plussed by Trachtenberg‘s revival efforts of the Predator IP, until now. This is easil...

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November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM

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☢️KAIJU BROOKLYN IV☢️
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Live the luxurious Kaiju Brooklyn lifestyle, at Kaiju Brooklyn number 4! May 30th - 31st 2026, at Industry City in Brooklyn NYC.
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Kaiju Brooklyn 4 — Vampire Robots

“ At Kaiju Brooklyn our goal is bringing together the best of the fandom to celebrate all things Kaiju in a fun and unique environment. We welcome fans of all ages to join us! The backbone of the Kaij...

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November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM

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Senate Gabe

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Imagine acting so clueless when you are the most powerful people on planet Earth and Trump literally tried to murder you five years ago.

Too afraid to say the most powerful person on earth kidnapping, murdering, and raping is grounds for removal? Idiots.

November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM

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A ★★½ review of A House of Dynamite (2025)

Apparently Nobody bothered to tell Kathryn Bigelow that Kubrick murdered this sub genre of thriller in its crib with DR STRANGELOVE… So fussy and ponderous at times that it borders on embarrassing. Fe...

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November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM

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This weekend!
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November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM

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🧟‍♂️PRE-ORDER ALERT! 🧟
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The Graveyard line by four horsemen studios expands with the Male Worker Zombie, and the Female Rocker Zombie! Each sold separately. Due early next year.
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