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Mike Poole
@vampiremike.bsky.social
PlayStation 5 & Nintendo Switch gamer with a sense of humour packed with my own arsenal of Dad jokes

What in the Tottenham Hotspur is going on!?

British guy that supports Ukraine, hates Donald Trump, Elon Musk, JD Vance, ICE & Erika Kirk
It's funny how most of the time I goon Twitter, all I get is "Something went wrong", and I can't help but think "Well duh, everything owned by Elon Musk goes wrong"
November 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
September 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think this halloween, every American should go dressed as the Epstein files
September 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Shit!!, my Xbox just caught me with my arms around a PlayStation 5, fuck!!, I swear it's not what it looks like!!
July 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
People on Bluesky, #Caturday is a Saturday thing, and it's not Saturday
June 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This is the type of nonsense I have to deal with from women I once liked, her husband Anthony Grayston (who is on Facebook), getting it all twisted when I needed closure because I thought my one time close friend hated me for something I didn't do & had dreams about it too
June 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Worried for the safety of my American friends because of that big Orange turd's actions against Iran
June 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Donald Trump should be used as the very definition of "Weak" in the dictionary
June 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Here's hoping Taco Bell will launch a new Cheeto covered Taco in honour of the Taco Man himself, Trump Always Chickens Out #TACO #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut
May 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Spending today hoping that Donald Trump Jr gains something that gives him the most painful experiences in his tiny testicles ever experienced towards any human being
May 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@whatsthestatus.bsky.social Hey man, has MartyM stopped doing WWE 2K games now?
And would be nice if I could find all the creators I was following on Twitter
May 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don't like seeing people struggle with mental health issues, as it make's me want to reach out to them and have a talk with them to see if I can help, but reaching them is the tough part, as this particular post is about Charlotte Flair
April 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by Mike Poole
BREAKING: Anti-Trump protesters rally in New York, Washington and elsewhere across the country!

Let's get LOUD!!!!!
Anti-Trump protesters rally in New York, Washington and elsewhere across the country
Protests against President Donald Trump’s administration are once again taking place in communities across the U.S.
apnews.com
April 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Just a gentle reminder that Donald Trump is a low life piece of shit who I wouldn't piss on if he were on fire
April 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Someone should make a Ukraine version of Captain America with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Captain Ukraine
April 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Trump administration doesn't have a single working brain cell between all of them, how they can manage to function between day to day tasks is beyond me
April 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I want to hug them all T-T
Did you want to see the all Pikachu Pokémon Halftime show of the Indian Super League Final?
April 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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3.5 million people turned out yesterday. Not one Capitol building stormed, not one police officer attacked. #handsoff
April 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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#HandsOff was a huge success
In all 50 states & across the globe
Millions of us gathered to say:
HANDS OFF:
Democracy
Social Security
Medicare
Medicaid
Education
Jobs
Research
Speech
Elections
Bodies
WE HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY & IT IS:
Trump
Musk
Vance
GOP Traitors
#VoteOutAllGOP
April 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Reposted by Mike Poole
Dear, Elon

Best wishes from Wisconsin
April 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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🤭
April 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Seeing that pathetic weak orange turd talking about JD Vance visiting Greenland and saying "The world wants us to have Greenland", no you brain dead moron, we don't, so don't speak on my behalf, Greenland NEEDS to stay where it is and away from turds like you
March 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM