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It could probably get worse.
She/Her
"Wie geht's dir?"
"Ich höre seit zwei Tagen einen Song in dem Jemand die Kommentare von Jim Ross zum Hell in a Cell Match von Foley vs Undertaker '98 singt."
"..."
"AND HELL IS IN PITTSBURGH TONIGHT."
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Other things you can do that are very helpful and cost you nothing: tell other people "hey check this thing out, it rules". Tell them a few different times so they're like "oh yeah, I should check that thing out". Or even just send a nice email saying "hi, great job, love your stuff"
we should have Leave A Nice Review Friday. its where on fridays we leave nice reviews for works by indie creators on whatever platform having reviews on helps them the most
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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"Menschen mit psychsichen Erkrankungen sollen künftig persönlich beim Jobcenter vorsprechen. So soll geprüft werden, ob die Betroffenen wirklich krank sind."
Wer solche Regelungen schreibt, der ist offensichtlich in der privilegierten Position nicht zu wissen, was psychsiche Krankheiten bedeuten 1/2
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Oh, so now it's suddenly wrong to Gone Girl someone. Wow, ok, didn't know you were the judge of all right and wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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“A horse!” - William Shakespeare
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just yelling "And now kiss!" regardless of the context while watching wrestling.
#wwe #wweRaw
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Vielleicht will ich Weihnachten auch einfach in meinem Giraffen-Onesie auf der Couch liegen und Ein Käfig voller Helden bingen, liebe Familie.
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Merke immer nur das Sturmflutsaison ist, wenn mir besorgt Menschen schreiben, die nicht in Hamburg wohnen, ob alles ok ist.
Leute, solange die Tanker nicht aktiv an meinem Wohnzimmer vorbei schwimmen, isses n normaler Tag im Hamburg.
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Kurze Frage Amazon.
Warum pre-order ich die Bloodlines 2 Special Edition, wenn ich es dann 2 Tage nach Release immer noch nicht habe und nur da steht "Verspätet".
JA NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
October 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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friedrich merz ist ein emotional verrohter schmalspurfaschist.
January 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Make like a tree and let squirrels live in you.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Einen Liter Schwarztee später bin ich immer noch krank, aber komplett aufgeputscht.
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ach fick dich doch Körper.
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Frauen sind nur dann etwas wert, wenn sie als Töchter von Vätern betrachtet werden und Männer sind dann Gefahren, wenn sie migrantisch gelesen werden. Friedrich Merz ist ein Rassist, ein Sexist und eine riesengroße Gefahr.
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Esse mit einem Plastik-Buttermesser Tiramisu, weil ich keine Löffel mehr habe.
Weder Saubere noch Mentale.
October 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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sinners gesehen. 15/10, ich bin komplett geflasht.
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Köln verbieten.
(Muss da morgen schon wieder hin)
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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The world is not out to get you. That's paranoid thinking. There are, at most, three to fifteen people out to get you, working day and night on your downfall. Relax.
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh nein.
Die brennende Mülltonne, vor der ich vor Monaten gewarnt habe, brennt.
So traurig.
a woman with black lipstick and a nose ring smiles
Alt: a woman with black lipstick and a nose ring blows a kiss
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM