Vail Taetum
@vailtaetum.bsky.social
Millennial divorced dad of 2. Father of a rare disease kid. Unclaimed.
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Vail Taetum
@vailtaetum.bsky.social
· Apr 24
Just in case there were any questions - I'm aggressively Left politically. Like I will throw hands. Just so we're clear - BLM, women have a right to bodily autonomy, trans rights are human rights, we are actually on stolen land, and billionaires shouldn't exist.
I guess Bluesky gets it first
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I guess Bluesky gets it first
Reposted by Vail Taetum
Alert: A shooting involving U.S. Border Patrol was reported this morning in southern Arizona. One person was shot near milepost 15 on W. Arivaca Rd around 7:30 a.m., per Pima County Sheriff’s Dept. Identity not released.
Shooting involving Border Patrol officer reported in southern Arizona
One person was in critical condition after a shooting in Pima County involving a Border Patrol officer.
www.12news.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Alert: A shooting involving U.S. Border Patrol was reported this morning in southern Arizona. One person was shot near milepost 15 on W. Arivaca Rd around 7:30 a.m., per Pima County Sheriff’s Dept. Identity not released.
Wendy's is currently my favorite redhead to eat but some of y'all present convincing arguments to try a new flavor.
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Wendy's is currently my favorite redhead to eat but some of y'all present convincing arguments to try a new flavor.
I am too fucking old to be this fucking horny on a fucking Tuesday fucking morning.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I am too fucking old to be this fucking horny on a fucking Tuesday fucking morning.
This right here
I’m just trying to have a nice day despite knowing facts and information
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
This right here
Finally ran out of beard oil.
Step right up...
Step right up...
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Finally ran out of beard oil.
Step right up...
Step right up...
MY PRINT IS HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
MY PRINT IS HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
Why am I so twitchy?
(Realizes I've had 40oz of coffee, 1 O, and 0 food)
Yeah, that'll do it
(Realizes I've had 40oz of coffee, 1 O, and 0 food)
Yeah, that'll do it
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Why am I so twitchy?
(Realizes I've had 40oz of coffee, 1 O, and 0 food)
Yeah, that'll do it
(Realizes I've had 40oz of coffee, 1 O, and 0 food)
Yeah, that'll do it
Good morning. Slow strokes turning into desperately needy thrusts would be delightful this morning but you're not here.
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Good morning. Slow strokes turning into desperately needy thrusts would be delightful this morning but you're not here.
I'm going to curl my fingers inside of you and pull you close while I say this...
"You're doing a great job today and I'm proud of you."
"You're doing a great job today and I'm proud of you."
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'm going to curl my fingers inside of you and pull you close while I say this...
"You're doing a great job today and I'm proud of you."
"You're doing a great job today and I'm proud of you."
A love that is slow growing
Nurtured & fed
Tendrils burying deep
Knitting us back together
Nurtured & fed
Tendrils burying deep
Knitting us back together
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 PM
A love that is slow growing
Nurtured & fed
Tendrils burying deep
Knitting us back together
Nurtured & fed
Tendrils burying deep
Knitting us back together
I really need a new beard moisturizer and I absolutely mean that in the feral/spicy way.
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I really need a new beard moisturizer and I absolutely mean that in the feral/spicy way.
...I need to bite someone while I pump a few ounces of me into them...
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
...I need to bite someone while I pump a few ounces of me into them...
This
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
This
Good morning 🌄
Breakfast in bed is the best.
Breakfast in bed is the best.
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Good morning 🌄
Breakfast in bed is the best.
Breakfast in bed is the best.
Spicy adjacent Monochrome Monday
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Spicy adjacent Monochrome Monday
Might get crazy and post a Monochrome Monday clip here. Y'all will find out when I do I guess.
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Might get crazy and post a Monochrome Monday clip here. Y'all will find out when I do I guess.
Non gender specific dinner.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Non gender specific dinner.
🎶 All I want for breakfast is
Yyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuu
Yyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuu
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
🎶 All I want for breakfast is
Yyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuu
Yyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuu
... maybe I'll get cleaned up, put on gray sweatpants, and go to a bookstore. Just see what True Harlotry gets me...
This does however mean I'd have to leave my nest on the couch...
This does however mean I'd have to leave my nest on the couch...
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
... maybe I'll get cleaned up, put on gray sweatpants, and go to a bookstore. Just see what True Harlotry gets me...
This does however mean I'd have to leave my nest on the couch...
This does however mean I'd have to leave my nest on the couch...
I would love you with this weary patched up heart
My tired damaged hands would hold you
When you're tired and cannot stand I will carry you
We were built for love
For tenderness
Sit with me
Let us love
My tired damaged hands would hold you
When you're tired and cannot stand I will carry you
We were built for love
For tenderness
Sit with me
Let us love
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I would love you with this weary patched up heart
My tired damaged hands would hold you
When you're tired and cannot stand I will carry you
We were built for love
For tenderness
Sit with me
Let us love
My tired damaged hands would hold you
When you're tired and cannot stand I will carry you
We were built for love
For tenderness
Sit with me
Let us love
- Coffee: first cup down
- Bagel: Eated
- Face: Un-kissed
...😞
- Bagel: Eated
- Face: Un-kissed
...😞
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
- Coffee: first cup down
- Bagel: Eated
- Face: Un-kissed
...😞
- Bagel: Eated
- Face: Un-kissed
...😞