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Vail Taetum
@vailtaetum.bsky.social
Millennial divorced dad of 2. Father of a rare disease kid. Unclaimed.
Pinned
Just in case there were any questions - I'm aggressively Left politically. Like I will throw hands. Just so we're clear - BLM, women have a right to bodily autonomy, trans rights are human rights, we are actually on stolen land, and billionaires shouldn't exist.
I guess Bluesky gets it first
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by Vail Taetum
Alert: A shooting involving U.S. Border Patrol was reported this morning in southern Arizona. One person was shot near milepost 15 on W. Arivaca Rd around 7:30 a.m., per Pima County Sheriff’s Dept. Identity not released.
Shooting involving Border Patrol officer reported in southern Arizona
One person was in critical condition after a shooting in Pima County involving a Border Patrol officer.
www.12news.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Wendy's is currently my favorite redhead to eat but some of y'all present convincing arguments to try a new flavor.
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I am too fucking old to be this fucking horny on a fucking Tuesday fucking morning.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
This right here
I’m just trying to have a nice day despite knowing facts and information
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Vail Has Thoughts
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Finally ran out of beard oil.

Step right up...
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Thighs and such
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
MY PRINT IS HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Why am I so twitchy?

(Realizes I've had 40oz of coffee, 1 O, and 0 food)

Yeah, that'll do it
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Good morning. Slow strokes turning into desperately needy thrusts would be delightful this morning but you're not here.
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I'm going to curl my fingers inside of you and pull you close while I say this...

"You're doing a great job today and I'm proud of you."
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 PM
A love that is slow growing
Nurtured & fed
Tendrils burying deep
Knitting us back together
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I really need a new beard moisturizer and I absolutely mean that in the feral/spicy way.
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
...I need to bite someone while I pump a few ounces of me into them...
January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Good morning 🌄

Breakfast in bed is the best.
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Spicy adjacent Monochrome Monday
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Monochrome Monday
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Might get crazy and post a Monochrome Monday clip here. Y'all will find out when I do I guess.
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Non gender specific dinner.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
🎶 All I want for breakfast is
Yyyyyyoooooooooouuuuuuuuu
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
... maybe I'll get cleaned up, put on gray sweatpants, and go to a bookstore. Just see what True Harlotry gets me...

This does however mean I'd have to leave my nest on the couch...
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I would love you with this weary patched up heart
My tired damaged hands would hold you
When you're tired and cannot stand I will carry you
We were built for love
For tenderness
Sit with me
Let us love
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
- Coffee: first cup down
- Bagel: Eated
- Face: Un-kissed

...😞
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM