All-Purpose Cultural Catboy Vaeran
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All-Purpose Cultural Catboy Vaeran
@vaeran.bsky.social
he/him, gay
I like video games, Doctor Who and Marvel. And you! Yeah, you're alright.
I love the Mega Man 2 Robot Masters because Wily clearly designed them all in a single frantic all-nighter and was completely out of ideas by the end of it
June 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wouldn't have to get so angry at inanimate objects all the time if they weren't all so fucking stupid.
January 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
LotR is a classic trilogy, but Tolkien did not understand the rule of sequel escalation

Fellowship of the Ring: one fellowship, one ring. a great start
Two Towers: upping the stakes. now we got 2 things to deal with
Return of the King: feels like a letdown. should be The Returns of the Three Kings
December 21, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I tried to call a gay phone sex hotline but all I got was a bussy signal
April 4, 2024 at 8:44 PM
The Beast That Shouted PENIS at the Heart of the World, Slightly Louder Than the Previous Beast
November 20, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Beat Mario Wonder last night. What an absolute delight of a game. Super inventive 2D platforming with a new gimmick in almost every level, and I couldn't wait to see what creative, trippy, surprising effect each Wonder Flower would hold. Nintendo's still got it, in case that was ever in doubt.
November 16, 2023 at 5:38 PM
November 15, 2023 at 10:04 PM
My dream brain spent all night trying to alchemize shujinko (Japanese for "protagonist") / "shoe + JNCO" into a joke and now that it's morning I have nothing to show for it
October 16, 2023 at 1:39 PM
DOCTOR: I've reviewed your test results and I have terrible news
ME: give it to me straight doc
DOCTOR: you're fat
ME: yeah
DOCTOR: are you going to get less fat by the next time I see you
ME: well anything could happen
DOCTOR: [glare]
ME: [glare]
October 13, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Finally beat Tears of the Kingdom. In many ways it's a bigger, deeper, richer game than Breath of the Wild, and yet it couldn't quite recapture the same magic. BotW sparked a very specific, nostalgic emotion of pure wonder and awe in me that I hadn't felt since playing the original Zelda on the NES.
October 9, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Selling old, unwanted weeaboo tchotchkes on eBay for more or less what I paid for them back in the day feels like I'm righting the wrongs of the past.
October 7, 2023 at 7:14 PM
hello what is the topic of this chatroom
October 6, 2023 at 5:24 PM