I love the Mega Man 2 Robot Masters because Wily clearly designed them all in a single frantic all-nighter and was completely out of ideas by the end of it

I wouldn't have to get so angry at inanimate objects all the time if they weren't all so fucking stupid.

LotR is a classic trilogy, but Tolkien did not understand the rule of sequel escalation

Fellowship of the Ring: one fellowship, one ring. a great start
Two Towers: upping the stakes. now we got 2 things to deal with
Return of the King: feels like a letdown. should be The Returns of the Three Kings

I tried to call a gay phone sex hotline but all I got was a bussy signal

The Beast That Shouted PENIS at the Heart of the World, Slightly Louder Than the Previous Beast

Beat Mario Wonder last night. What an absolute delight of a game. Super inventive 2D platforming with a new gimmick in almost every level, and I couldn't wait to see what creative, trippy, surprising effect each Wonder Flower would hold. Nintendo's still got it, in case that was ever in doubt.

My dream brain spent all night trying to alchemize shujinko (Japanese for "protagonist") / "shoe + JNCO" into a joke and now that it's morning I have nothing to show for it

DOCTOR: I've reviewed your test results and I have terrible news
ME: give it to me straight doc
DOCTOR: you're fat
ME: yeah
DOCTOR: are you going to get less fat by the next time I see you
ME: well anything could happen
DOCTOR: [glare]
ME: [glare]

Finally beat Tears of the Kingdom. In many ways it's a bigger, deeper, richer game than Breath of the Wild, and yet it couldn't quite recapture the same magic. BotW sparked a very specific, nostalgic emotion of pure wonder and awe in me that I hadn't felt since playing the original Zelda on the NES.

Selling old, unwanted weeaboo tchotchkes on eBay for more or less what I paid for them back in the day feels like I'm righting the wrongs of the past.

hello what is the topic of this chatroom