LaVieEnRose
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LaVieEnRose
@v0tfrtb0dcoy.bsky.social
Usually complaining on here lol
But also:
Posting my hyperfixations -- books, extreme anal play, conlangs, music. Y'know. The usual
Did anybody else's school serve Chili Crispitos for lunch? A grocery store here started selling them and I'm obsessed with them all over again
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Bandaids by Katy Perry: 6.5/10. The synth sounds like How Bad Do U Want Me by Lady Gaga (and in the same key I think). Also sounds like Guess it's never really over. Her lower range is good in this song. I like the pause before "broken heart" but the bridge's lyrics feel like last minute additions
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
When you write music for a chime choir and they don't read music, you adapt!
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cupcakke including a song about fisting was not on my bingo card, but sure, why not?
October 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What's the most #ff thing you've done?

I just sprinkled Equate fiber powder on a frozen pizza 😂
October 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I have a friend going back to school and taking anatomy courses. Over the summer he'd finally come to terms with his body. But now he's counting calories, logging in every meal, and being disparaging to fat people again, which we both are. Fat-misia/fat phobia just weighs me down sometimes
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I hate when people say you're pronouncing loanwords "incorrectly" when you don't pronounce them exactly like the original language.

No, my language just don't have that sound. Or we don't do tones. Or we do stress differently
October 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Agree with this 100%. But also, so many of my family members do that bc they can't afford medicine or treatment. They feel they need to try something, and many doctors I've seen encourage supplements when cost is a factor.

We need to focus on getting universal healthcare first and foremost
October 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Idk if it's just me. But the backing vocals at the end of the line "I see you driving around town with the girl I love and I'm like forget you" in that song by CeeLo Green reminds me of Tigger laughing. Every time
October 2, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Billionaire romances always fall flat for me. Like I guess first the concept of them is unappealing to me on a moral level. And there's always some weird constraining politics. Like, you're filthy rich. Don't stick your bf in the closet. Move somewhere affirming and live off your millions 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I can't believe how expensive soy milk is with a soybean field in sight from my front porch
September 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I think I might have some medical trauma. I'm at even a routine appointment and my heart started racing the moment I walked in
September 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Random thought: the formal term for fisting should be "impugnate"
September 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The contrabassoon always sounds like it's in pain to me
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I love fisting. But also I'm so full of air from it rn lol
August 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
A book I was reading at the library had a mistake in it. Probably wouldn't have noticed it if somebody hadn't marked it
August 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I hate when people have a product and tell people what to search of just sending a link to the product.

Like, the link is so much more direct?
August 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There's a Vizio smart TV in the living room. There's a setting called the vibe setting that randomly plays music interspliced with ads if the TV is idle. WHICH YOU CAN'T FUCKING DISABLE AND IT HAPPENED AT 3AM
support.vizio.com/s/article/Am...

This should be illegal. Turn the sound off my gaping ass
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August 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I've got a viral infection and my tonsils are HUGE. They've always been big, mind you, but now it looks like straight up throat testicles
August 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Caffeine withdrawal is not fun 🫠 Like stimulants get my ND brain into gear, but by 2 o'clock in the afternoon I'm dragging
August 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
For some reason the phrase "affectionate throatfuck" came into my brain today. And now that's the name of my new band
August 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
July 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
July 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It's amazing how much body talk there is casually out in public. Two receptionists were talking how much they hated their bodies in swimsuits and then when I got coffee afterwards a woman ordered a skinny latte "cuz I've been bad all week"
July 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My outdoor cat has more balls than I ever have. Despite having a cat condo on the porch, she loves sleeping in the middle of the road. And it's super foggy today

(We try to get her to stop but cat owners will realize the futility)
July 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM