uzworm
@uzworm.bsky.social
Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down. Asexual, disabled, plural (Claire says hi! 🤭) content guy
Might have to return to TikTok because they're having a moment with Groypers, 4chan, re-litigation of Gamergate and stuff right now, and I saw a video where someone (whose entire knowledge of 4chan was watching The Anti-Social Network" claimed that 4chan was a "left-wing" website at the start ಠ_ಠ
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Might have to return to TikTok because they're having a moment with Groypers, 4chan, re-litigation of Gamergate and stuff right now, and I saw a video where someone (whose entire knowledge of 4chan was watching The Anti-Social Network" claimed that 4chan was a "left-wing" website at the start ಠ_ಠ
I have since gotten the achievements I missed in Hades I just for good measure, because it turns out 200 hours in Hades II made me good at the first game too
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
Somehow managed to get all cheevos in Hades II with relative ease, which is incredible given how terrible I was at the first game
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have since gotten the achievements I missed in Hades I just for good measure, because it turns out 200 hours in Hades II made me good at the first game too
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate
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BETTER THAN S̶K̶Y̶R̶I̶M̶
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
BETTER THAN S̶K̶Y̶R̶I̶M̶
On the bright side, my current status IS better than GTA 6's
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
On the bright side, my current status IS better than GTA 6's
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I've basically spent the entire last two months on an unending bender, and it's exactly as unfun as it sounds
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I've basically spent the entire last two months on an unending bender, and it's exactly as unfun as it sounds
Personally I think that Trump should continue tearing down the White House until the entire thing is gone, and then do the Pentagon
October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Personally I think that Trump should continue tearing down the White House until the entire thing is gone, and then do the Pentagon
Haven't been on discord or most social media in a couple of weeks, so my occasional posts here are half just a reminder to myself that I'm still alive 😵
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Haven't been on discord or most social media in a couple of weeks, so my occasional posts here are half just a reminder to myself that I'm still alive 😵
If Chris Armas is gonna moan and accuse @burgundywave.bsky.social of being "too negative" under its current management I have to imagine he would have been chasing me around DSGP with a pen knife lmao
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If Chris Armas is gonna moan and accuse @burgundywave.bsky.social of being "too negative" under its current management I have to imagine he would have been chasing me around DSGP with a pen knife lmao
What this app really needs to deflect the Twitter bros is some Something Awful-style universal word filters
Make It so every time someone says "AI" it autocorrects to "artificial insemination" and they won't last a day
Make It so every time someone says "AI" it autocorrects to "artificial insemination" and they won't last a day
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What this app really needs to deflect the Twitter bros is some Something Awful-style universal word filters
Make It so every time someone says "AI" it autocorrects to "artificial insemination" and they won't last a day
Make It so every time someone says "AI" it autocorrects to "artificial insemination" and they won't last a day
If you didn't think the world was beyond parody I saw someone on TikTok use a picture of the white pharaoh as his example of what "Ancient Egyptians actually looked like" and it may be the funniest thing I've ever seen
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If you didn't think the world was beyond parody I saw someone on TikTok use a picture of the white pharaoh as his example of what "Ancient Egyptians actually looked like" and it may be the funniest thing I've ever seen
Somehow managed to get all cheevos in Hades II with relative ease, which is incredible given how terrible I was at the first game
October 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Somehow managed to get all cheevos in Hades II with relative ease, which is incredible given how terrible I was at the first game
"A dream is a wish your heart makes"
Damn my heart loves being stuck in non-euclidean airports
Damn my heart loves being stuck in non-euclidean airports
October 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"A dream is a wish your heart makes"
Damn my heart loves being stuck in non-euclidean airports
Damn my heart loves being stuck in non-euclidean airports
Truly harrowing experience when you accidentally end up on the Discover feed and get jumpscared by an AI picture of George Washington setting fire to a MAGA hat by an account called "@LibSally" or something
October 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Truly harrowing experience when you accidentally end up on the Discover feed and get jumpscared by an AI picture of George Washington setting fire to a MAGA hat by an account called "@LibSally" or something
Not sure there's a group of people I respect less than the people who are upset at the main ending of Hades II
No spoilers here but, like... You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker on Earth to play a roguelike and then get mad at it for being a roguelike
No spoilers here but, like... You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker on Earth to play a roguelike and then get mad at it for being a roguelike
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Not sure there's a group of people I respect less than the people who are upset at the main ending of Hades II
No spoilers here but, like... You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker on Earth to play a roguelike and then get mad at it for being a roguelike
No spoilers here but, like... You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker on Earth to play a roguelike and then get mad at it for being a roguelike
I think the smallest Spotify monthly listeners on an artist I've seen is 9100, anyone got lower than that?
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I think the smallest Spotify monthly listeners on an artist I've seen is 9100, anyone got lower than that?
If you asked a character dot AI version of Taylor Swift to write an album's worth of lyrics I'd put, like, a 3:1 wager on it being able to come up with better lyrics than the real Taylor
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you asked a character dot AI version of Taylor Swift to write an album's worth of lyrics I'd put, like, a 3:1 wager on it being able to come up with better lyrics than the real Taylor
Tonight's out of context quote of the evening: "You know, his dick was once played by Adrien Brody."
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tonight's out of context quote of the evening: "You know, his dick was once played by Adrien Brody."
Spent 11 hours at a bar today but only had a couple drinks spread throughout the entire day, then had to question if I actually HAD been drinking the entire time when on my drive home I saw someone take a right turn from the far left lane
October 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Spent 11 hours at a bar today but only had a couple drinks spread throughout the entire day, then had to question if I actually HAD been drinking the entire time when on my drive home I saw someone take a right turn from the far left lane
tbh one of the Hades II bosses having the same name as my ex girlfriend makes it extra cathartic to win a run
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
tbh one of the Hades II bosses having the same name as my ex girlfriend makes it extra cathartic to win a run
I'm still not old until Kevin Durant retires btw
Celebrating my birthday with pure extravagance (going to the same bar I go to every other time I go out)
September 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm still not old until Kevin Durant retires btw