uzworm
@uzworm.bsky.social
Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down. Asexual, disabled, plural (Claire says hi! 🤭) content guy
Me next year making my family's new Thanksgiving treat
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Me next year making my family's new Thanksgiving treat
The final boss of white people Thanksgiving has arrived 😱
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The final boss of white people Thanksgiving has arrived 😱
The TV at the restaurant I'm at has the Golf channel on and this is almost too on the nose for the advertising I expected
September 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The TV at the restaurant I'm at has the Golf channel on and this is almost too on the nose for the advertising I expected
Never forget when the USMNT used a picture of me in their official 10-year remembrance tweet of the #SnowClasico
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Never forget when the USMNT used a picture of me in their official 10-year remembrance tweet of the #SnowClasico
NOPE i CANNOT be having an hours long psychosis episode and try to open Tiktk to help and this is the first thing I see
August 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
NOPE i CANNOT be having an hours long psychosis episode and try to open Tiktk to help and this is the first thing I see
Obviously I've been enjoying USMNT fans sobbing over the Rapids signing Paxten Aaronson, but this specifically is so funny cause if Bob Bradley had brought a #Rapids96 (Conor Casey) instead of Findley to the WC in 2010 maybe they'd have actually gotten a goal from a striker and beaten Ghana lmao
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Obviously I've been enjoying USMNT fans sobbing over the Rapids signing Paxten Aaronson, but this specifically is so funny cause if Bob Bradley had brought a #Rapids96 (Conor Casey) instead of Findley to the WC in 2010 maybe they'd have actually gotten a goal from a striker and beaten Ghana lmao
Saturday's #Rapids96 game was awesome if only cause I got to see my long-time Croatian friend Ivan and his son for the first time since 2018!
August 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Saturday's #Rapids96 game was awesome if only cause I got to see my long-time Croatian friend Ivan and his son for the first time since 2018!
"Yeah, I read Playboy for the articles."
The Articles:
The Articles:
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Yeah, I read Playboy for the articles."
The Articles:
The Articles:
"Yeah I read Playboy for the articles"
The Articles: *Interview with the Dilbert guy*
The Articles: *Interview with the Dilbert guy*
August 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"Yeah I read Playboy for the articles"
The Articles: *Interview with the Dilbert guy*
The Articles: *Interview with the Dilbert guy*
We've been turned into hampters by @pinuwuk.itch.io
August 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We've been turned into hampters by @pinuwuk.itch.io
Some girl started a cult that she openly called a cult on TikTok, like 10000 people joined and now a bunch of people are saying "I didn't know it was gonna ACTUALLY be a cult!" lmao
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Some girl started a cult that she openly called a cult on TikTok, like 10000 people joined and now a bunch of people are saying "I didn't know it was gonna ACTUALLY be a cult!" lmao
The new headphones I have billed themselves as a "USB headset" but actually require you to plug in both the USB *and* a 3.5mm jack to work correctly
July 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The new headphones I have billed themselves as a "USB headset" but actually require you to plug in both the USB *and* a 3.5mm jack to work correctly
I
did not think that was a picture of eggs at first
did not think that was a picture of eggs at first
July 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I
did not think that was a picture of eggs at first
did not think that was a picture of eggs at first
They weren't lying, these Rocks are Red
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They weren't lying, these Rocks are Red
Sometimes you just want to make a poison dart frog in Minecraft
June 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sometimes you just want to make a poison dart frog in Minecraft
This is the prep I require to stream these days
June 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is the prep I require to stream these days
