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Joelly-Roly-Poly
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Welcome to the 2,170,654th most popular page on BlueSky!

Yoda of UX. KCMO. Wonk. Open to work. Hire a UXR

Founder of FloatGoat

Slava Ukraini!

Mundus sine Caesaribus

Trust only in the Force!

POWER TO THE USER!!
I have the worst celeb crush on Alex Wagner.

Wonk, progressive, big brown eyes, gorgeous smile, piercings, and the voice. Brown University so beauty + brains.

She could read the tax code, end to end, and I'd never tire of it.

Yeah, yeah...married, famous, she's someone, I'm no one. But mersay!
February 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
One day, as all humans do, this man will die, and it seems that he longs to take us all with him.

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Live updates: Trump's EPA revokes scientific finding that underpinned US fight against climate change
The Trump administration revoked a scientific finding at the center of U.S. action to regulate greenhouse gas emissions and fight climate change, a significant rollback of regulations.
apnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I didn't have #USA #WomensHockey being up on #Canada 5-0 in the qualifier in the winter #olympics. And the game isn't over yet. Incredible!

#SupportWomensSports
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Headline: masked man in Tucson assaults house with citizen inside. ICE has no comment.

apnews.com/article/sava...
FBI releases first surveillance images of masked person on Nancy Guthrie's porch
Authorities investigating the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie more than a week ago released the first surveillance images Tuesday, showing a masked person on her porch the night she went missing.
apnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Incredibly proud of all the #Olympic athletes, but in the present moment, I'm extremely thrilled and proud and bewildered at the #FemaleHockey side. Four minutes into the 3rd period and it's 5-0 #USA.

If you don't or are not into #WomensSports or #hockey, NOW is the time, and a team to root for!
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This is one of the worst Superbowls I've ever seen.

I feel bad for the people who paid $3700 to watch a guy kick field goals.

Even the commercials are fucking terrible.
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
You will always know a malignant narcissist by their trademark phrase: "It's not my fault!"

apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump's racist post about Obamas is deleted after backlash despite White House earlier defending it
A racist post on President Donald Trump's social media account and depicting former President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle Obama, as primates in a jungle has been taken down.
apnews.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Utterly one of the dumbest features, honestly. No user in the history of design ever looked at something they trusted their lives to and said, "It'd be great if it didn't have handles to open doors!"

Featuritis is for fucking morons who don't know how to design.
China to become first country to ban hidden car door handles. This due to safety concerns after EV accidents where electronic doors reportedly failed to operate and trapped passengers inside.
Sky News
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China to become first country to ban hidden door handles — Sky News
From next year, new car models will have to have both exterior and interior handles with mechanical releases.
apple.news
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If you love #accessibility as much as I do, you can't help but get the feels for this story.

Brava Italia!

apnews.com/article/ital...
Italy gets creative as it works to make art accessible for blind people
Italy is making its artistic treasures more accessible to people with disabilities. Michela Marcato, who has been blind since birth, recently toured Rome's Colosseum, using touch to understand its arc...
apnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Another seat flipped blue! First time since 1991. The fucking GOP outspent the Dems candidate by $2.3M and still lost by like a 19 point margin.

We need this in Missouri!

apnews.com/article/texa...
Texas stunner: Democrat Taylor Rehmet flips Republican state Senate district Trump won by 17 points
Democrat Taylor Rehmet has won a special election for the Texas state Senate and flipped a reliably Republican district that President Donald Trump won by 17 points in 2024.
apnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Begun, the battle of Los Angeles, has.
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Black History Month is a time to recognize the lived, shared experience of all Black folks who have fundamentally shaped, challenged, and ultimately strengthened America. It’s about taking an unvarnished look at the past so that we can create a better future.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Shame.
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 AM
What the world needs now, is love, sweet love.
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
What happened to the Stormtroopers and the Imperial agents after the Empire fell?

#StarWarsImitatesLife
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I asked a few days ago, "Where is Rage Against The Machine?" If there was ever *ever* a moment for four musicians to speak for a nation, this was it. And silence was the response.

Seems the spirit is still alive, just in a different vessel. Keep it up @davematthews2.bsky.social ! We believe in you
Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds playing CSNY’s “Ohio” with a little “Killing in the Name Of” thrown in.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 AM
For those having a hard day, especially snowed in. I give you puppies in diapers waiting on dinner.

Look at those gorgeous eyes from my spooky dog Journey. What a doll!
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Why do I love living in #KansasCity? This right here. #BBQ @mayorq.bsky.social - maybe pay them a visit to thank them for their generosity on our behalf?
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Just once I want to see a professional ball player go,

"I want to thank the Gods... Zeus... Athena... Hermes... I sacrificed a horse before I played and it's clear they liked us better than them today..."
January 25, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Remember, remember
The 3rd of November
The midterm elections are hot.

I know of no reason
Why this election season
Minneapolis should *ever* be forgot.
January 25, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Best shit you will ever, ever see.

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I Want It Now January 2026 Version - The Willy Wonka Classic Relyriced for Someone In Power Today.
YouTube video by Shirley Șerban
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM