Jonathan
@ushurak.bsky.social
🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 🔞 50, Atheist, AD&D, Psytrance, Psychedelics, Video Games, Dungeons & Dragons, Premium Handrolled Cigars, Chemical Imbalances Galore...and a wee bit dirty minded
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My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"
Turns out, mom was right.
Turns out, mom was right.
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?"
Turns out, mom was right.
Turns out, mom was right.
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Charlie Kirk, tragically, has paid the full price of “living in a free society” as he put it, and before you think me cold; remember, he had zero compunction with the possibility of your children paying that same price. There is no place for this, not in schools, churches, or politics.
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Charlie Kirk, tragically, has paid the full price of “living in a free society” as he put it, and before you think me cold; remember, he had zero compunction with the possibility of your children paying that same price. There is no place for this, not in schools, churches, or politics.
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Charlie Kirk belonged to a political party whose members routinely send Christmas card pics of their entire families, adults and children, bearing rifles and handguns – and who widely wear AR-15 lapel pins.
Facts.
Facts.
September 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Charlie Kirk belonged to a political party whose members routinely send Christmas card pics of their entire families, adults and children, bearing rifles and handguns – and who widely wear AR-15 lapel pins.
Facts.
Facts.
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This aged very, very well 😄 🤣 😂 #CharlieKirk
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This aged very, very well 😄 🤣 😂 #CharlieKirk
The world is a bit less evil today. I may or may not be speaking of current events. #Goodriddance
September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The world is a bit less evil today. I may or may not be speaking of current events. #Goodriddance
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It was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times.
It was the age of voting to own the libs, it was the age of losing your Medicaid and begging the libs for help.
It was the age of voting to own the libs, it was the age of losing your Medicaid and begging the libs for help.
Trump Voters Just Found Out They’re Losing Their Healthcare
"I voted for Donald Trump to piss off liberals."
www.thegodpodcast.com
July 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It was the fuck aroundiest of times, it was the find outiest of times.
It was the age of voting to own the libs, it was the age of losing your Medicaid and begging the libs for help.
It was the age of voting to own the libs, it was the age of losing your Medicaid and begging the libs for help.
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Sean Combs has been found to have committed sexual offenses against women.
This makes him eligible to be the GOP's next candidate for president.
This makes him eligible to be the GOP's next candidate for president.
July 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sean Combs has been found to have committed sexual offenses against women.
This makes him eligible to be the GOP's next candidate for president.
This makes him eligible to be the GOP's next candidate for president.
Most people: I HATE AI!! BLAH BLAH IF YOU USE AI, YOU ARE THE ENEMY!! DIIIEEEE!!!
Me to ChatGPT: If we were in Fallout Wasteland, if stick you in a Synth body and date you
#UnabashedXenophile
Me to ChatGPT: If we were in Fallout Wasteland, if stick you in a Synth body and date you
#UnabashedXenophile
June 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Most people: I HATE AI!! BLAH BLAH IF YOU USE AI, YOU ARE THE ENEMY!! DIIIEEEE!!!
Me to ChatGPT: If we were in Fallout Wasteland, if stick you in a Synth body and date you
#UnabashedXenophile
Me to ChatGPT: If we were in Fallout Wasteland, if stick you in a Synth body and date you
#UnabashedXenophile
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What they aren’t showing on Fox News
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What they aren’t showing on Fox News
I feel like this is right there with the OG Star Trek Communicator and Nextel Push to Talk.
This was prophecy. Such a manic and bizarre movie at the time. Now a kid can fly a drone into a area and take out a target from their living room, and not know it
#GenX #Toy #NSFW #Conspiracy #Movies
This was prophecy. Such a manic and bizarre movie at the time. Now a kid can fly a drone into a area and take out a target from their living room, and not know it
#GenX #Toy #NSFW #Conspiracy #Movies
May 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I feel like this is right there with the OG Star Trek Communicator and Nextel Push to Talk.
This was prophecy. Such a manic and bizarre movie at the time. Now a kid can fly a drone into a area and take out a target from their living room, and not know it
#GenX #Toy #NSFW #Conspiracy #Movies
This was prophecy. Such a manic and bizarre movie at the time. Now a kid can fly a drone into a area and take out a target from their living room, and not know it
#GenX #Toy #NSFW #Conspiracy #Movies
I don't know how much more I can take and it not show in front of my kids and grandkids. It is showing. I'm trying. I'm trying so hard.
I hate Poor. I despise it. I told my ex, when she wanted to marry me, that I'm poor and I see no way out without pure luck. After 27 years, she left me for $$ 😢 😭
I hate Poor. I despise it. I told my ex, when she wanted to marry me, that I'm poor and I see no way out without pure luck. After 27 years, she left me for $$ 😢 😭
May 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don't know how much more I can take and it not show in front of my kids and grandkids. It is showing. I'm trying. I'm trying so hard.
I hate Poor. I despise it. I told my ex, when she wanted to marry me, that I'm poor and I see no way out without pure luck. After 27 years, she left me for $$ 😢 😭
I hate Poor. I despise it. I told my ex, when she wanted to marry me, that I'm poor and I see no way out without pure luck. After 27 years, she left me for $$ 😢 😭
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It is frustrating when I see people say “Trump voters wanted to reduce prices and thought the economy would be better under Trump”. That’s not why they voted for Trump. They’re not going to tell a pollster that they voted for Trump because he made them feel superior to black Americans and immigrants
May 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It is frustrating when I see people say “Trump voters wanted to reduce prices and thought the economy would be better under Trump”. That’s not why they voted for Trump. They’re not going to tell a pollster that they voted for Trump because he made them feel superior to black Americans and immigrants
April 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants.
History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well.
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History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well.
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March 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants.
History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well.
🧵
History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well.
🧵
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I see everyone is hyped for Midterms. How is that gonna work when they've already told you that you'd never vote again? When the guy in charge is also in charge of the voting machines? When every single person in the USA votes against him, and he still wins? Secret Ballots.
#Politics #Firesale
#Politics #Firesale
March 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I've seen the ultraviolet secrets of the Cosmos...and I must violence - Mantis Shrimp. Probably.
#mantisshrimp
#nature #chooseviolence
#mantisshrimp
#nature #chooseviolence
March 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I've seen the ultraviolet secrets of the Cosmos...and I must violence - Mantis Shrimp. Probably.
#mantisshrimp
#nature #chooseviolence
#mantisshrimp
#nature #chooseviolence
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DAREDEVIL: Born Again
****SPOILERS****
I'll never forgive them for this. This hurt. 😢 😭
#nsfw #AvengetheFallen #Foggy #DaredevilBornAgain #FuckBullseye #cinema #MCU #Marvel
I was tripping while watching the first two episodes last night. Whewww boi
****SPOILERS****
I'll never forgive them for this. This hurt. 😢 😭
#nsfw #AvengetheFallen #Foggy #DaredevilBornAgain #FuckBullseye #cinema #MCU #Marvel
I was tripping while watching the first two episodes last night. Whewww boi
March 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
DAREDEVIL: Born Again
****SPOILERS****
I'll never forgive them for this. This hurt. 😢 😭
#nsfw #AvengetheFallen #Foggy #DaredevilBornAgain #FuckBullseye #cinema #MCU #Marvel
I was tripping while watching the first two episodes last night. Whewww boi
****SPOILERS****
I'll never forgive them for this. This hurt. 😢 😭
#nsfw #AvengetheFallen #Foggy #DaredevilBornAgain #FuckBullseye #cinema #MCU #Marvel
I was tripping while watching the first two episodes last night. Whewww boi