You Can't even say her name, they won't tell us who she was

She hung in Syracuse wrapped in our flag, she hung until they cut her down and nobody will tell you it happened.

Syracuse Veteran, I saw you. I heard your heart. Rest now.

Functionally, what's the difference between a smarty-pants and a wise-ass?

The meme I didn't know I needed

Sometimes I look at the patterns and freckles on the length of my arms and catch a glimpse of a long forgotten self-harm scar, they exist in permanence even still, like fossilized memories of feeling and reminders of my survivorhood

According to my eight year old, Taco Bell is owned and operated by a mustached man named D.D. Bell. Can anyone confirm or deny?

The Helix Nebula

Becoming ungovernable.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Facebook Marketplace Rating is the ultimate social scoring system

It costs infinitely more energy to be pleasant than it does to be impatient with the fourteenth 'iS tHiS AvAILabLe¿'

idk just seems like folks didn’t really try hard enough to have fun at Fyre Fest

I'm very at peace with the type of chaotic rat woman I am prepared to become for the next four years

There were raindrops on this leaf and for just a second things were pretty good