Urban Carto
urbancarto.bsky.social
Urban Carto
@urbancarto.bsky.social
Cities and stuff from Kansas City
What a good paragraph.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Me: wow this ferry through the Olympic peninsula will be great, I bet the kids will love it.

One of the kids during half the ride:
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Post a dog you would fight a bear for
July 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dick's in the Seattle area is always the correct answer to this.
This will surely turn into an East Coast v. West Coast battle, so let me add that I find Five Guys equally meh.

The best burger chain is 30 Burgers.
July 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*slaps the top of a new Jetta

You know how many toucans this baby can hold

Man had 14 toucans stashed in his Volkswagen dashboard, U.S. says | The Seattle Times share.google/jarifeQIaFkr...
Man had 14 toucans stashed in his Volkswagen dashboard, U.S. says
The man faces smuggling charges after the discovery by U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers. The birds, a threatened species, were in stable condition.
share.google
July 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Apparently panic attacks can last 49 minutes #andor why do I do this to myself
May 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Deli containers have to be the most useful kitchen item. Typical shaker dirty, no problem. Happy Cinco de mayo
May 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Can't wait to settle in and watch the new chapter of Andor tonight. Nothing like absolute fear and anxiety for a bunch of fictional characters to help unwind.
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Things are getting so weird even our youngest is brushing up on building community and solidarity.
February 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
February 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How it started / how it's going
Enjoy the game
February 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Final measurement from Midtown (7:00 pm,)
January 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
December 18, 2024 at 2:14 AM
One of the best things about kids has to be their creativity. My oldest is designing a version of a Volkswagen that hasn't even been released yet and his explanations are amazing.
December 15, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Holy shit, did Chiefsaholic's lawyer actually give a statement without using pun related to the charges?
Attorney Matthew Merryman said the teen, L.M., is back with his family, after missing school for more than three months, and is trying to return to a sense of normalcy, but he is scarred by his 95 days behind bars.
December 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Definitely a good sign
What's lighting those dumpster fires!?
Anyway, if you're surprised why your friend is pissed off about ”Dr” Oz, here's some insight.

@iwriteok.bsky.social has conveniently put together episodes about many of the upcoming cabinet picks b/c the USA is a fucking meme now.
youtu.be/fkgmNOOyKZo?...
Part One: Dr. Oz: Why 'America's Doctor' Is A Bastard | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 2:40 PM
H - O - T - T -
September 22, 2024 at 10:08 PM