Zippo Bibrok
uptownmaker.bsky.social
Zippo Bibrok
@uptownmaker.bsky.social
Just, like, this guy, you know? ADHD geek and father. Painfully cishet (he/him). My block game is strong.
I am pleased to announce the genesis of a new hyperfocus! Evolutionary history, go!
October 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Okay, but does "fulvous" sounds like a word Douglas Adams would've made up? Just me?
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If you're old enough to remember the NES, "blow on it" is a not too distant second, at least in the hardware realm.
June 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Definitely has shades of Bloody Stupid Johnson.
June 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I guess I should probably talk to my therapist about it.
May 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
To be fair, my day to day life is pretty hard because of things like executive dysfunction, distractions, and my absolutely pathological disdain for chores of any type.
May 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Is it internalized ableism? I have a hard time giving myself any kind of grace for the difficulties I have due to being ADHD. At this point, I'm starting to feel like two neurodivergences in a trenchcoat as opposed to a real person.
May 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
So i've taken four autism tests in the last few weeks. Each one scored me as some variation of "almost certainly autistic". I've already been diagnosed with ADHD, and I'm really struggling with the idea that I'm probably autistic too.
May 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Watching someone you love suffer and not being able to help is a hard thing to manage. Wishing you both peace.
May 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The "these edibles ain't shit" to "i'm in trouble" pipeline is short and unforgiving
May 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fwiw I've seen Blade Runner many times, but it was not on the first, or even fifth, that I realized Rachael failed the V-K test by not being sufficiently repulsed by a meal of boiled dog.
April 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
An old friend posted a video and a couple of pictures at a pig cafe in Japan, and my first thought was, "so is this like a choose your own lobster situation or what?"
April 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Y'all, I STG I am so bad at life I would fail the Voight-Kampff test.
April 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Reposted by Zippo Bibrok
On this #420day, we celebrate the 52nd anniversary of performers “Gail & Dale” singing the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” on Lawrence Welk.

Neither had an idea the song was about pot, and Welk thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
April 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is bananas, y'all. An unbroken line 4.2 billion years long.
April 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What you call a "managed lifestyle" I call "accommodations for ADHD". Anything I can automate, farm out, or otherwise remove from my table, gives me more executive function to apply to things I can't, like work and parenting.
April 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My ridiculous human problem of the day: this wheel of brie is so large I can't figure out how to eat it
April 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Sick Spaceship Earth tee.
March 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Glad to see you wearing a mask.
March 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I enjoy most of it. I could do with less screen real estate, fewer touch sensitive controls, and less body roll in turns. I love the comfort, storage capacity, and zip. All in all, better than average and I'm satisfied.
March 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I got the Ioniq 6 partly because you like your 5 so much.
March 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Disaster
March 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
How much do y'all tip a doordasher? Do you base it on price of meal, distance, weather?
March 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM