UpCloud
@upcloud.com
A cloud provider from Finland, with data centers around the world.
Private, secure, cost-effective servers.
This account is run by engineers.
Would you like to know more?
https://upcloud.com
Private, secure, cost-effective servers.
This account is run by engineers.
Would you like to know more?
https://upcloud.com
Hopefully it's not too ominous to say that the dev writing this is really excited about something, but NDA prevents us from saying what
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hopefully it's not too ominous to say that the dev writing this is really excited about something, but NDA prevents us from saying what
Wow @scaleway.com is here too, and on a mushroom no less - would you like an invite code to our PDS??
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Wow @scaleway.com is here too, and on a mushroom no less - would you like an invite code to our PDS??
Good morning! We had some network issues this morning unfortunately, causing some of our past posts to age like fine wine. It was not DNS btw.
(subposting us-east-1 issues) Guess who's *not* down on Monday morning
December 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Good morning! We had some network issues this morning unfortunately, causing some of our past posts to age like fine wine. It was not DNS btw.
Da datacentralen i Kongens København blev koblet på, begyndte pingpakkerne pludselig at tale pænt dansk
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Da datacentralen i Kongens København blev koblet på, begyndte pingpakkerne pludselig at tale pænt dansk
New data center: dk-cph1! 🇩🇰 Thanks ops, SRE, and more engineers for all the hard work!
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 AM
New data center: dk-cph1! 🇩🇰 Thanks ops, SRE, and more engineers for all the hard work!
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/upcloud.com Yapping, programming, possible streamplace network issues
@upcloud.com is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
Yapping, programming, possible streamplace network issues
stream.place
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/upcloud.com Yapping, programming, possible streamplace network issues
There was a sock sandwiched between the motherboard and chassis of the thinkpad that the employee returned to IT; IT is now free
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There was a sock sandwiched between the motherboard and chassis of the thinkpad that the employee returned to IT; IT is now free
This was such a fun read! ..and brings quite a warm feeling to see that we (we the engineers on this acc) are brainworming into people's heads, not that that's the goal of being here, we just want to yap about technical things & have fun.
...Yes the hard reality that is UpCloud is big 12yo legacy
...Yes the hard reality that is UpCloud is big 12yo legacy
Did you know that @upcloud.com has been around for over a decade? I ought to know, but I didn't anymore.
For my first post on @leaflet.pub, I'm sharing memories of my teenage years before I forgot them for good.
For my first post on @leaflet.pub, I'm sharing memories of my teenage years before I forgot them for good.
UpCloud's viral marketing travels in time
Where I find that I've been a long-time nonpaying customer of Bluesky's favorite, allegedly-affordable, cloud provider, while you get to be fed relevant portions of my life story.
gbl08ma.leaflet.pub
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This was such a fun read! ..and brings quite a warm feeling to see that we (we the engineers on this acc) are brainworming into people's heads, not that that's the goal of being here, we just want to yap about technical things & have fun.
...Yes the hard reality that is UpCloud is big 12yo legacy
...Yes the hard reality that is UpCloud is big 12yo legacy
Hello, how goes everyone on the ~~bad~~ good take generator today?
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Hello, how goes everyone on the ~~bad~~ good take generator today?
Reposted by UpCloud
Learning go (the game) will surely improve our go skills (the language)
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Learning go (the game) will surely improve our go skills (the language)
Unfortunately we still don't have a thermal camera in the Helsinki office to test defective hardware
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Unfortunately we still don't have a thermal camera in the Helsinki office to test defective hardware
Reposted by UpCloud
Interpreter alignment chart
October 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Interpreter alignment chart
Reposted by UpCloud
moving to finland purely just for better latency on my upcloud server
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
moving to finland purely just for better latency on my upcloud server
Reposted by UpCloud
evil meow upcloud 😸🐈☁️
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
evil meow upcloud 😸🐈☁️
Test post from anisota... whimsical 1800s sleepy wizard UI
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Test post from anisota... whimsical 1800s sleepy wizard UI
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/upcloud.com Programming, yapping! Come by on discord
@upcloud.com is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
Programming, yapping! Come by on discord
stream.place
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/upcloud.com Programming, yapping! Come by on discord
Latency so low the reader can smell packets arriving before they've been sent (legal says we cannot claim to have invented time travel yet)
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Latency so low the reader can smell packets arriving before they've been sent (legal says we cannot claim to have invented time travel yet)
All this verification going around and yet not so much as an email back from bsky saying "no" to our request to be a trusted verifier for UpCloud-certified good shitposting
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
All this verification going around and yet not so much as an email back from bsky saying "no" to our request to be a trusted verifier for UpCloud-certified good shitposting
New promocode: upweek500
This gets the reader €/$ 500 credits for 30 days to test us out with! Once you activate the promo, use the credits or lose 'em (in 30 days after activation).
Why "week" in the promo? Something to do with black-week; when in doubt we just slap on an "up" & call it a day
This gets the reader €/$ 500 credits for 30 days to test us out with! Once you activate the promo, use the credits or lose 'em (in 30 days after activation).
Why "week" in the promo? Something to do with black-week; when in doubt we just slap on an "up" & call it a day
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
New promocode: upweek500
This gets the reader €/$ 500 credits for 30 days to test us out with! Once you activate the promo, use the credits or lose 'em (in 30 days after activation).
Why "week" in the promo? Something to do with black-week; when in doubt we just slap on an "up" & call it a day
This gets the reader €/$ 500 credits for 30 days to test us out with! Once you activate the promo, use the credits or lose 'em (in 30 days after activation).
Why "week" in the promo? Something to do with black-week; when in doubt we just slap on an "up" & call it a day
Lewis is talking at an event at the Helsinki office and has said on mic “..but i don’t know if that violates my NDA or not” two separate times and counting
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Lewis is talking at an event at the Helsinki office and has said on mic “..but i don’t know if that violates my NDA or not” two separate times and counting
If the reader wants to buy computer hardware don't forget to consult your local ops & SRE members; the cool kids know where to get professional equipment for cheap
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If the reader wants to buy computer hardware don't forget to consult your local ops & SRE members; the cool kids know where to get professional equipment for cheap
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/upcloud.com Yapping about programming & things on company discord server
@upcloud.com is 🔴LIVE on stream.place!
Yapping about programming & things on company discord server
stream.place
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/upcloud.com Yapping about programming & things on company discord server
Tonight's stream has no plan! Come on the UpCloud discord server and yap about code & infra with us at 17:00 UTC?
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Tonight's stream has no plan! Come on the UpCloud discord server and yap about code & infra with us at 17:00 UTC?