Totally Not A Lizard
@unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
I’m still trying to figure out what I even want to post here so don’t expect a ton from me
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Aren’t you guys supposed to be on vacation
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Aren’t you guys supposed to be on vacation
What is it about alchol that makes me gonfrom being dead silent 90% of the time to yappingbabout everything and anything
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
What is it about alchol that makes me gonfrom being dead silent 90% of the time to yappingbabout everything and anything
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Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
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Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean
Sucks how you can be trying to help someone, say one wrong thing, and then it all goes to shit
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
September 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Sucks how you can be trying to help someone, say one wrong thing, and then it all goes to shit
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
At least I can say I tried my absolute hardest
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I’ve heard of being worried sick but I didn’t realize it was a thing that could actually happen
And no I don’t want to talk about it
And no I don’t want to talk about it
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’ve heard of being worried sick but I didn’t realize it was a thing that could actually happen
And no I don’t want to talk about it
And no I don’t want to talk about it
I find it kinda funny that my family makes a bigger deal out of my birthday than even I do
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I find it kinda funny that my family makes a bigger deal out of my birthday than even I do
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
Everyone else is celebrating it and I’m over here like “yep. I’m 25 now. Cool.” And just go about my day as usual except eating a slice of cake or two
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How I look like when I try to form a though
September 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How I look like when I try to form a though
It’s weird that whenever I’m physically building something I can easily adopt the mindset of “yeah it’s ugly as sin but I made it so who cares” but when it comes to drawing suddenly every single line needs to be absolutely perfect or I will hate it with every fiber of my being. No clue why this is
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s weird that whenever I’m physically building something I can easily adopt the mindset of “yeah it’s ugly as sin but I made it so who cares” but when it comes to drawing suddenly every single line needs to be absolutely perfect or I will hate it with every fiber of my being. No clue why this is
You ever scarf down a bunch of mozzarella sticks and then remember that you’re lactose intolerant about 20 minutes later
In other news: worth.
In other news: worth.
August 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You ever scarf down a bunch of mozzarella sticks and then remember that you’re lactose intolerant about 20 minutes later
In other news: worth.
In other news: worth.
It’s always “duke it out” but maybe one of these times I want to viscount it out instead or maybe even earl it out
August 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It’s always “duke it out” but maybe one of these times I want to viscount it out instead or maybe even earl it out
“Be happy” says the sticker with a face that looks like it’s seconds from breaking down
August 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Be happy” says the sticker with a face that looks like it’s seconds from breaking down
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Call it a hunch but I don’t think that’s supposed to be there.
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Call it a hunch but I don’t think that’s supposed to be there.
You can really tell you're getting old when the prospect of replacing your desk chair is the most exciting thing to have happened in the last few months
August 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You can really tell you're getting old when the prospect of replacing your desk chair is the most exciting thing to have happened in the last few months
July 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I’m not even 30 yet why does my back hurt so much
July 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I’m not even 30 yet why does my back hurt so much
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Nerd and Jock 296
July 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Nerd and Jock 296