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Totally Not A Lizard
@unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
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I’m still trying to figure out what I even want to post here so don’t expect a ton from me
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unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Aren’t you guys supposed to be on vacation
A flock of Canadian geese crossing a road. There is snow visible on the grass encompassing the road.
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
“Be happy” says the sticker with a face that looks like it’s seconds from breaking down
A sticker with a pink smiley face. The caption below it reads “Be Happy”
August 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Call it a hunch but I don’t think that’s supposed to be there.
A very tall wheeled stepladder in the middle of a work area inside a warehouse.
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
I’m about to fistfight this mf
A partly cloudy sky with the sun in clear view.
June 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Nobody:

Borderlands 2 Nomads for some reason:
Me wearing a black winter coat with the hood up. The hood and neck cover are pulled up enough so that only my glasses are visible.
May 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Can you guys watch my lizard for a bit? Don’t mind him he has no concept of personal space
A green lizard very close to the screen.
May 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
The government doesn’t want you to know this but this is where I post from
A plastic lawn chair sitting in a small clearing beside a river a short distance away.
May 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Pit bulls just kinda do that sometimes
A gray and white pit bull laying on a couch. He is leaning back far enough to look silly in an attempt to look at the camera.
April 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Microscopic creature.
#ffxiv
An Auri Raen man standing in Gridania at nighttime looking down at the Wind-Up Nanamo minion in front of him. An Auri Raen man standing in Gridania at nighttime. He is looking over at the Wind-Up Nanamo minion standing on his shoulder.
March 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Lazy ass
February 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Say hi to my dog
January 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
I feel like I just encountered a legend (seen this guy a lot in streams before, didn't think I'd run into him, least of all while just running around back and forth essentially doing chores)
January 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
unsuspectinglizard.bsky.social
Gotta be one of the most gorgeous sunrises I’ve ever seen
December 8, 2024 at 9:55 PM