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UnseenD4
@unseend4.bsky.social
TTRPG enthusiast and shitposter. I run a Pathfinder community and enjoy long walks on the beach.
Queer and Pagan! All art posted are my own comms. Please give the artists all the love!

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What you get here: I share my art commissions of my ttrpg characters along with general ttrpg, and Pathfinder specific 2E brain droppings.

Art is only made by Humans. I'll shit in your shoes if you suggest otherwise.

Fuck Wizards of the Coast and anyone who buys first party D&D products.
"Slab, Enlightened" to celebrate our group finishing fists of the Ruby Phoenix.

#pathfinder2e
#ttrpg

After spending an entire month mentally wandering the depth and breadth of the multiverse, Slab found a single fuck to give:

His friends.

Patreon reward by @arven.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Mrw I havent posted in days and I have 7 notifications

"What did past me do this time?
October 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Out of context #ttrpg quote of the day:
"I do not want to add [vomit inflation] to the campaign's list of tags."
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Reposted by UnseenD4
This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.

Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.

*Artists will.*
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Social anxiety levels critical.

Oh well, I've ridden this horse before. The trick is to just wait until human.exe settles back down again.
October 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
@jacyanthis.bsky.social
Brooo, is my Roomba a person???

You're a stupid fuck with absolutely no understanding of technology. LLMs are not anywhere close to a point where "personhood" should even be in the conversation. Take the vape pen out of your asshole, do some soul searching and get smarter.
September 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If your high fantasy campaign ends in another status quo "showdown with the bbeg" where it's the party vs one single enemy:

Fucking do better. That shit was new and exciting in the PlayStation 1 era. At this point it's a cop-out.

Particularly true if you are running pf2E or D&D5e

#ttrpg
September 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Absolute trash tier poster. Straight up garbage. Roll me up and throw me straight into the dumpster where I belong.

It won't stop my yapping. SOME FOLKS ADOPTED THE TRASH, I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT.
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A manga style SKEB of Slab by @digitab.bsky.social

Super fun! Go on and get one for your favorite PC
#ttrpg
#pathfinder2e
September 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Player reaction when their hair brained plan blows up on their face:

((shocked Slab by @arven.bsky.social ))
#ttrpg
#pathfinder2e
#calculatedbutbadatmath
September 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If ya see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 AM
If you had the audacity to scold people for pointing out Charlie Kirk was a sack of shit and are now silent as the GOP shifts tone from screaming for blood and maximum punishment to bemoaning the fact that "one of them" pulled the trigger:

Please remove yourself from my sight, you're a coward.
September 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
When I see the lengths 5E only players are willing to endure just to avoid trying other systems I suddenly understand the "Americans will measure in anything but metric" jokes on a whole new level.

#ttrpg
September 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I proclaim that waddling is the default ambulatory mode of anything described as "just a little guy".

#ttrpg
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. Just a reminder.
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Fists of the Ruby Phoenix is drawing to a close. Our group will be starting curtain call and I'm so excited to play this ferocious muscle mommy. Lady Andorianna Burnstrider, Kitsune Fire/ Earth kineticist.
#pathfinder2e
#ttrpg
Art was a patreon reward by @arven.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just a reminder: Federal politicians are concerned only with whatever will get them re-elected. Your local, and even state officials might genuinely might want to make changes.

The House of Representatives and Senators only care about holding onto their seats. Nothing else. Do not trust them.
August 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
How do you, personally as a player handle the concept of hit points and magical healing in high fantasy? Narratively, not mechanically.

Personally, I love the idea that magical healing leaves ugly scars because it's a quick fix. I visualize "damage" outside of critical hits as glancing blows 1/2
August 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Let's make it 100 more. And let's make them $5 tier to boot!
THIS IS INSANE. 100+ PATRONS IN JUST A MONTH i literally cannot believe it, holy shit thank you thank you thank you!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
August 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Every time someone says "I asked chat gpt" or "I used AI"

Aggressively roast them for relying on autocorrect to think for them. Be absolutely insufferable. Make it clear such behavior is unacceptable.

Shame is a powerful social tool. Nobody likes feeling dumb. Make them feel DUMB AS HELL.
August 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Have some Charlie for international cat day
August 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hey so this fight isn't over. Use these resources.

Next time you're in the bathroom doom scrolling make a call.
August 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A bit of education for folks who don't commission artists/ don't do it often.

1. Happy artists make better work. Br patient, let them cook at their pace.

2. If you have a deadline ask if the artist expedites / offers a priority fee

3. Start small and build a business relationship.

1/2
August 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM