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Omar Akbar | Teacher | Author | The (Un)official Teacher’s Manual | Bad School Leadership | Teaching For Realists | Building Relationships in Schools

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There was a time when in English, Science (and others) coursework was worth 20-25%.

Kids would all - by sheer coincidence of course - get A*s for coursework, D/Es for the exam and therefore a C overall.

The school would then reach its 5A-C target.

Please- never again.
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Don’t get the blues on the first day back…

First day back your blues 💪🏼

#edusky

(Cringe much? 🤮🤣)
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Did it properly this time 🤣💪🏼
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
According to the latest research, going to the dentist in half term has the same impact on teacher wellbeing as going to the tip in half-term.

#edusky
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Shout out to everyone who got #bodyclocked and still isn’t quite sure what’s going on because of the clocks going back as well.
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
When you finally give up…

#edusky
October 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I swear to God if another kid tries to get me to say 6,7 again I’m gonna shave my head with a cheese grater.

#edusky
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but early passes shouldn’t be given out so liberally at schools.

If you’re teaching a class and 4-5 kids have one, you can pretty much write off the last 7-8 mins of your lesson.

It’s not fair- unless the child has a medical condition.
October 19, 2025 at 7:55 AM
When you try and go around the perimeter of the park but you don’t know what you’re doing:
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Shout out to everyone who’s got a two week half term break starting today 😎
October 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As behaviour is a significant reason for teachers leaving the profession, I genuinely believe that a centralised behaviour policy should be made compulsory in all schools.

1/3
October 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Anyone getting the Sunday scaries?

Remember:

Don’t love your job, job your love.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

#edusky
October 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Fact:

If you even show one iota of resemblance to another teacher at your school, kids automatically assume you’re related.

#edusky
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Uniformity is not the same as consistency.

Well led schools understand the difference, while poorly led schools make you put the school logo on every ppt slide; same font, same colour, etc all in the name of ‘consistency’ across the board.

#edusky
October 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A discussion over a hot chocolate is not a consequence for poor behaviour.

Yet another school where staff have walked out because sanctions have been replaced by farcical alternatives:

#edusky

www.dailypost.co.uk/news/news-op...
'Crisis in teaching' claim as secondary school staff stage walkout
Teachers at Flint High School walked out amid ongoing concerns about pupil behaviour
www.dailypost.co.uk
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
#wellbeing 😎 5k
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not sure how true this is, but fair play:

If you go bald as a result of the stress caused by being a teacher, it’s only right that school should pay damages.

#edusky
September 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
New phrase in teaching:

Urinary Martyrdom

When teachers talk about ‘not weeing for X amount of hrs’ as if it’s something to be celebrated.

#edusky
September 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
A random reminder that nothing is more important than your health.

Protect it all costs. Assert your boundaries unabashedly.

Remove yourself from any situation in which it’s not respected.

#edusky
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don’t know which teacher needs to hear this, but snatching every individual sheet the moment it leaves the photocopier won’t make it photocopy any faster.

#edusky
September 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I am absolutely loving running round this reservoir very near to my new house 😎. #wellbeing
September 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Tired very I am.
September 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don’t know who needs to be reminded of this, but today is Tuesday which means there are 3 working days left this week. Don’t blame me- I don’t make the rules.

#edusky
September 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Today a teacher asked if I was an ECT.

So I either looked clueless or young.

I’m gonna assume it’s because I look young because that suits my narrative better.

#edusky
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Tomorrow I start at a new school in a new town.

Send me some good vibes 😎

#edusky
August 31, 2025 at 8:41 AM