Tee Hynch
unhynched.bsky.social
Tee Hynch
@unhynched.bsky.social
I'm like if a femme fatale was also a weird lil guy

I've taken the B out of Binary and put it into Bisexual.
Guilty
Someone said Kendrick Lamar fans are people who weren’t afraid to read out loud in school 😂🤣
November 28, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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Not to be rude but what the fuck
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Lightning McQueen does not like what he's Lightning McSeen
November 24, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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Noise canceling headphones.
Fear canceling goggles.
Emotion canceling ice cream.
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I wish I could get into audio books. Idk having someone read to you sounds fabulous.
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Started opening Pokémon TCG Pocket like it's the morning paper
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Really disappointed in the animation quality of Blue Lock this season. Bandai Namco doing what they do best: ruining the things we love 🫶
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM
"I don't want something so rich as a white hot chocolate, can I get the other one?"

"Oh, the tin roof ice cream cappuccino?"
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white
November 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Do you think that the kids in The Magic School Bus learned how to read ? Or was it just travelling inside of digestive systems and making movies with ants as the actors?
November 21, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Going to the grocery store without my headphones feels like going into a jousting duel without my lance
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
When I get drunk with my friends I wanna kill myself less 🫰

(For legal reasons this is a joke)
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I put the Oxford Comma on a Hear Me Out Cake
After extensive research, I can unequivocally say the one thing that will guarantee a follow: Defense of the Oxford comma.
November 20, 2024 at 10:57 AM
New gwender just dropped
Word of the Day is ‘gwenders’, from old Cornish dialect: a disagreeable tingling in the extremities (or no sensation at all) due to extreme cold.
November 20, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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i like dune and everything but it needs more lore
November 19, 2024 at 3:27 PM
So excited to be as unhinged on here as I was on Twitter three years ago
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 AM
🕯️Let this be what Twitter was🕯️
🕯️Let this be what Twitter was🕯️
🕯️Let this be what Twitter was🕯️
November 20, 2024 at 8:34 AM