I've seen a few people asking what Andrew Mountbatten Windsor actually did in the Falklands.

Apart from fucking a penguin, thinking it was an underage nun?

Happy sixth birthday to the FKA Twigs album 'Magdalene'

My copy of this arrived this morning. It's beautifully designed.

I'm not brave enough to go straight in with ink, so will go shopping for pencils on the morrow

Really, Reform UK? THIS is what you're going with? That this man, who served as an MEP next to Nigel Farage for years and was made leader of your party in Wales by current deputy, Richard Tice, is just "one of tens of thousands of people Nigel meets on an annual basis"?~AA

Here comes lunch...

🔴 BREAKING: Chancellor believes allowing young people to live and work across Britain and the EU would boost the economy and reduce the need for tax rises in the budget.

https://www.bestforbritain.org/uk_outlines_ambitious_yms

Does anybody know what a leopard's least favourite food is?

I've just seen the latest polls and I want to get a facial tattoo before the next election.

Your Party have just announced "the opening of our official membership portal"

Who wants to go in first?

Anyone?

"I need you to understand what this country feels like to those of us who look different, because only then might you glean what those flags going up signify to someone like me.

They are a preemptive claim over contested space." - writes @sturdyalex.bsky.social.

https://bit.ly/469g1Mz?

If Elon Musk is such a tech genius, why did his video link at Stephen's flag rally come across like he was trapped in a jar of pickled onions?

As the nights draw in, it's the bats I feel sorry for most. Having to get up so early.