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Uncertified Gnocchi
@uncertifiedgnocchi.bsky.social
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I’m a sensitive boi with sensitive skin. I love cats, photography, and art. She/her pronouns. Incredibly neuro-spicy to the point where zombies don’t want to eat my brain because it’s a solid 10 million on the Scoville scale.
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#282 Fun Advisory 🚨🎉🏡❤️🤣

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#comic #cartoons #funny #comedy #Art #EdwinAndPete #porch #metal #rock #love #freedom #peace #kindness #smile #hope #joy #laughter #happiness #weekend #couch
#282 Fun Advisory Edwin: “Weekend incoming!” Pete: “Then rise, noble Edwin. Commence strategic lounging. Joy levels are projected to spike. Couch protocol engaged.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Thanks to my brother for sending me this video of Rye, she rarely meows so this was a treat! #cat #caturday #tabbycat #shorthaircat
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Rye in the cone of shame as a kitten (she was overgrooming.) #cat #kitten #tabbycat #browntabby #tabbykitten #OMGACAT
A brown tabby cat wears the cone of shame, and is also in the process of licking it. She looks very surprised.
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I LOVE it when her little tail curls like this
I miss them so much. I can’t wait to get home and shower them with my affections #cat #caturday #tabbycat #preciousbaby #ohmygodCATS #cats #kitten
A cat sits in loaf formation, with her little tail curled behind her. She stares at the viewer over her shoulder with her big green eyes
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Behold an old photo of Rye. Bask in her dorkiness #cat #kitten #tabbycat #pets
A kitten stares up at the camera with her mouth half open, her head tilted all the way back and the tuft of white fur on her neck visible.
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Random doodle based on something I was writing #art #digitalart #artist
A girl lies splayed out with the words, “A Step Beyond the Stars” next to her. The background looks like lined paper
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Silly art dump of things I drew when I was younger #doodle #art
A drawing of a spider in a math notebook, with the spider saying, “DID SOMEONE SAY SUSHI?!” A whiteboard drawing of a ghoul at a dining table, with a waitress to his left. The ghoul is labelled “the looming specter of death at a fancy restaurant,” and the plate the waitress is carrying is labelled “more risotto.” A series of three doodles. One is of a buff cat saying, “I wrote ‘gullible’ on the ceiling,” while pointing to the word “gullible” on the ceiling. The second is of a boy in a scarf running with a frying pan and yelling, labelled “Frying pan attack.” The third is a guy in a tie saying, “Hello cruel world!” with tears on his cheeks.
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I really need to get better at drawing blood huh #art #artist #digitalart
A guy named Sunboy falls out the window, with his head, nose, and hand bleeding. He’s screaming “NOOOOOO!” as he falls. The text reads “Sunboy discovered the meaning of defenestration.”
October 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Every single time I use this one washing machine in the dorm, it does this #college #campuslife #laundry
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Beautiful chai latte
#latte #food #diner #coffeeart #latteart
A cup of chai latte sprinkled with cinnamon, with a heart made out of froth.
September 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I am DIGGING these new Procreate brushes. This artwork had been sitting incomplete for a while. (Her name is Queen of Dares.) #art #artwork #digitalart #artist
A girl with dark skin and fluffy brown hair stands with a book in one hand and golden fire in the other. Her hair is tier back in a ponytail, and she wears a small golden crown.
September 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The trail… it is coming
A bunch of trees with a trail covered in pine needles
September 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Why do these guys keep appearing everywhere? I mean, I’m not complaining because they’re adorable. #caterpillar #photography #insect
A fuzzy wuzzy yellow caterpillar crawls up the side of a bench.
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Fuzzy wuzzy caterpillar, give me wisdom
#caterpillar #insect #bug #photography
A white and black caterpillar is chillin on the asphalt, being very fluffy.
September 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Cool spiderwebs I found on a morning walk
A black fence is covered in lights that are turned off. There’s a river behind the fence, with fog over the river. VERY faint spiderwebs are in between the bars of the fence. A stone walkway, with a white spiderweb next to it, resembling a little cloud of cotton. There are stones on one side of the walkway and mulch on the other.
September 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Cool lighting effect
I am far from my cats which has greatly hindered the cat photos
#photography
A bunch of birch leaves at night, with a blue glow cast on them.
September 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Drawing I did entirely in pen since I was feeling bold #art #penart #artist
A woman stands in a garden with an envelope in her hand, reaching for a doorknob. A lamppost stands in the right corner, and above is a roof. A swath of tulips are visible to the left, and a bush to the right.
August 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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She’s helping me pack clothes!
#cat #browntabby #tabbycat #shorthaircat #browncat
A brown tabby cat sits on top of a pile of shirts, looking outwards with her big, big eyes. Her tail is visible, closer to the camera.
August 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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What a CUTIE
#cat #fluffycat #orangecat #orangekitten #kitten #fluffykitten
A little fluffy orange kitten with big eyes reaches his paw toward the camera.
August 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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What a cute little lady #cat #catsofbluesky #browntabby #tabbycat
A brown tabby cat looks at the camera with her head turned upside-down, her little paws in the air, lying on her back
August 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I love it when the clouds frame an area just right. The weather has been downright lovely today #photography #landscape
A photo showing clouds in a blue sky, framing the sides of the photo. A house sits in the center of the photo; below it is a beautiful garden. A giant maple tree stands to the left of the garden.
August 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I got scratched the second after I took this photo of Rum #cat #tabbycat #catsofbluesky
A cat leans her head over the edge of a cat tree, gazing at the camera.
August 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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My sausage cat wishes you a happy Caturday #cat #browntabby #caturday #catsofbluesky
A brown tabby cat with white fur on her neck makes a weird smile at the camera
August 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I love watching thunderstorms roll in. I managed to catch a bright flash at the end of the video! #thunderstorm #weather #lightning #storm
August 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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He yawn
#cat #fluffycat #kitten #fluffykitten #orangecat #orangetabby #catsofbluesky #tabbycat
A fluffy orange cat starts to yawn, sitting on his favorite spot in the corner of the screened-in porch
August 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM