Uli_Critter
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Uli_Critter
@ulicritter.bsky.social
· Jan 17
BLOOD FOR THE WORM KING!!
Currently Heightmoging my chud wife
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Currently Heightmoging my chud wife
She Elaine on my George, while I Jerry her Cosmo
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
She Elaine on my George, while I Jerry her Cosmo
i want Jessica Rabbit to vaporise my skeleton (not a joke)
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i want Jessica Rabbit to vaporise my skeleton (not a joke)
I wonder why they havent made a "Little Bill" reboot yet... I always liked that show!
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I wonder why they havent made a "Little Bill" reboot yet... I always liked that show!
Email: "Did your recent Amazon delivery meet your expectations?"
I ate the delivery driver.
Dont fucking email me you're not a person, know your fucking place!
I ate the delivery driver.
Dont fucking email me you're not a person, know your fucking place!
September 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Email: "Did your recent Amazon delivery meet your expectations?"
I ate the delivery driver.
Dont fucking email me you're not a person, know your fucking place!
I ate the delivery driver.
Dont fucking email me you're not a person, know your fucking place!
I keep entering and exiting through the double doors at Saising Cane's. I do this often and frequently while eating the food that i brought from home.
August 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I keep entering and exiting through the double doors at Saising Cane's. I do this often and frequently while eating the food that i brought from home.
you people seem to enjoy this SLOP!!!
August 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
you people seem to enjoy this SLOP!!!
i think Jessica rabbit and all bad bitches like her (Jessica Rabbit) should be allowed to kill anyone they (bad bitches) want.
August 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i think Jessica rabbit and all bad bitches like her (Jessica Rabbit) should be allowed to kill anyone they (bad bitches) want.
All artificial intelligence is hitler.
August 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
All artificial intelligence is hitler.
every time i cum, someone on the planet dies.
June 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
every time i cum, someone on the planet dies.
Idiot rube: "If you're just a generally pleasant person to be around, people will like you!"
Based incel chad: "Women are evil because I got rejected once in high school and never moved on from that for some reason."
Based incel chad: "Women are evil because I got rejected once in high school and never moved on from that for some reason."
May 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Idiot rube: "If you're just a generally pleasant person to be around, people will like you!"
Based incel chad: "Women are evil because I got rejected once in high school and never moved on from that for some reason."
Based incel chad: "Women are evil because I got rejected once in high school and never moved on from that for some reason."
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i woke up screaming and then made this
April 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i woke up screaming and then made this
The man in my walls keeps trying to suck my balls. But i won't let him. Cus they're MY balls, and I wanna suck them!!!
April 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The man in my walls keeps trying to suck my balls. But i won't let him. Cus they're MY balls, and I wanna suck them!!!
Sex bees??? They sting you and make you hornby for man meat?????
March 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Sex bees??? They sting you and make you hornby for man meat?????
My stupid idiot bitch wife keeps turning into Mr. Birchum during sex, I HATE IT!!
Never get married, kids.
Never get married, kids.
March 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My stupid idiot bitch wife keeps turning into Mr. Birchum during sex, I HATE IT!!
Never get married, kids.
Never get married, kids.
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“Every day in Los Angeles, one actor is told he looks like a rapist, and 99 others drive home for an hour and a half on the 10 Freeway, upset with themselves that they don’t look enough like a rapist.” — Bucky Sinister, GRUNT Issue 2 (e-zine)
March 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Every day in Los Angeles, one actor is told he looks like a rapist, and 99 others drive home for an hour and a half on the 10 Freeway, upset with themselves that they don’t look enough like a rapist.” — Bucky Sinister, GRUNT Issue 2 (e-zine)
Free food glitch:
Step 1. Go to Buffalo wild wings
Step 2. Slam dick and balls on the counter
Step 3. Say, "Give me food or I will shit my pants, HARD!"
Step 4. U get free food! :D
Step 1. Go to Buffalo wild wings
Step 2. Slam dick and balls on the counter
Step 3. Say, "Give me food or I will shit my pants, HARD!"
Step 4. U get free food! :D
March 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Free food glitch:
Step 1. Go to Buffalo wild wings
Step 2. Slam dick and balls on the counter
Step 3. Say, "Give me food or I will shit my pants, HARD!"
Step 4. U get free food! :D
Step 1. Go to Buffalo wild wings
Step 2. Slam dick and balls on the counter
Step 3. Say, "Give me food or I will shit my pants, HARD!"
Step 4. U get free food! :D
Yall ever walked up to a hot girl (broad) said, "Hey baby." Then pissed on the floor for 11 minutes straight while maintaining eye contact and saying nothing?
March 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Yall ever walked up to a hot girl (broad) said, "Hey baby." Then pissed on the floor for 11 minutes straight while maintaining eye contact and saying nothing?
"They're trying to steal my blood!!" I say, gesticulating wildly to assert dominance over the libtard cucks at the bar mitzvah.
March 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"They're trying to steal my blood!!" I say, gesticulating wildly to assert dominance over the libtard cucks at the bar mitzvah.
i want this on all of my clothing
March 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i want this on all of my clothing
