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kris
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unfunny piece of trash
it’s such bullshit that Trevor Moore is dead
August 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
listen man I’m like 30 years late to this but evangelion is so emotionally taxing

Cruel angel’s thesis an eternal banger tho
July 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
shout out to the doordash guy who was half an hour late delivering our food and tried to sell me bootleg/stolen AirPods when he finally got here lmao
July 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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i don’t think that donald trump should have thrown the parade. i think it was a waste of time and money
June 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the video game industry is cooked, man. this is dire. maybe I’ll get into woodworking instead.
June 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
rlly rlly cool that @kctv5.com forces you to watch an ad on their site before you gain access to potentially life-saving tornado coverage lmao
June 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
DESPERATE to know how Nathan Fielder was able to convince HBO to do anything he was allowed to do in episode 3 of the rehearsal oh my god lmfao
May 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
feel like tlou2 enjoyers are getting weirdly feral abt s2 of the show and it’s turning into a GoT s8 thing just a reminder that the game is still a thing and you can simply play that to enjoy the story. s2 was mostly very bad but maybe go outside for a bit and have a smoke or something!!
May 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
desperate to know who is keeping Fazoli’s in business
May 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
rly think Andor is just like High Art and sits on the pantheon of all time great tv shows and it sucks that people will dismiss it because it’s part of the space opera for children IP. Tony Gilroy should be given carte blanche to do whatever he wants with the franchise!!!!!
May 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
sinners is the salem's lot adaptation i've wanted since i was a child
April 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Brand New being welcomed back with open arms is fucking sickening. Yall should be throwing bricks at Jesse Lacey while he’s on-stage tbh
March 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
chuck schumer should be spit on every single time he steps foot in public imo
March 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Toni Collette is Australian????????????
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
conan is just the greatest
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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now, more than ever, we need Him
February 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i had a dream that the ocky way guy was a dick to me and idk how to process this
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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New Nightosphere single dropped today. Check it out if you're a cool person who likes cool stuff.
nightosphere.bandcamp.com
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i just want a fucking Bloodborne remaster why is that so hard, man 😔 hell, even a 60fps patch would do it for me
February 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
gn nfl season time for spring training
February 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I would like to formally apologize to Jalen Hurts for spreading the rumor that he does not have “the juice”
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
trying to embrace the evil empire of it all and the fact that im supporting the bad guys but cursed with Midwest niceness and just hope everyone has fun with minimal injuries go chiefs
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM