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nosferatoox
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Is it unprofessional to have hot Cheeto stained lips in the work place?
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
did you know I am in the process of plucking every single hair on my head? ;)
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
new drag name: syphil sis
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“A San Francisco based company is working on __________ “ and it’s always some unbelievable dystopian horror
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The other day I got an ad for a dj deck and last night I had a dream about it so I think my time to try out djing is finally officially here
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“Random selection” my assssssss
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
merrell please don’t keep teasing me like this please I beg
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
love me despite my twiggy legs?
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“I’m a bitch
I’m a chop
I’m a bitch
I’m a chop and I shine like unc”

- grace
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Had a latte with whole milk almost 5 days ago and I’m still paying for it
September 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Someone just came up to me while I was logging my poop
September 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“be nice to him it’s his first time living too” wellll no cuz this is his 11th time living, he’s actually been stuck in the reincarnation cycle for close to a millennium :D
August 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
No one wants to wear their heart on their sleeve anymore.
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
God forbid I wear my heart on my sleeve.
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Chasing my fiber pill with the last bit of my coffee #pillsnpotions
August 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cannot shut up about how much I love it when g and I go to our little Mormon coffee bar like it’s such a fascinating cultural experience like woah! Yall are getting married after dating for how long?? The prayer leader did what?? It’s been rly good for my religious trauma 🧘🏻
August 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’ve reached that point in the summer where I’ve started romanticizing the cold ;)
August 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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love is blind summer was a mass psychosis event
August 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
matcha beer matcha beer matcha beer
August 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Once masc Bisexuals femming it up after a messy breakup with a lesbian so fascinating!
July 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’ve been listening to nirvana’s heart shaped box purely out of spite and I have never had such an angry phisiological response to a song waowww
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
got caught watching a Samantha x charlotte lesbian edit at work kms
July 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Needa start going to the gym fr bc every day there’s a hoarde of racist, weight lifting to qAnon pipeline men getting absolutely ripped and ready to chase people like me down
July 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
SOME lesbians, I won’t say who, have developed bun blindness…
July 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Minneapolis airport you have charmed me
June 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM