sister mar of the abbey
@cowboymar.bsky.social
might just come out at christmas for da vibes cause why do me and my parents have the same weird loaded convo every damn holiday
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
might just come out at christmas for da vibes cause why do me and my parents have the same weird loaded convo every damn holiday
must feel good to be a bitch on the lowest rung of an production company or talent agency and have a million broke ass college students jostling to connect w you on linkedin
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
must feel good to be a bitch on the lowest rung of an production company or talent agency and have a million broke ass college students jostling to connect w you on linkedin
just passed a guy getting his picture taken (presumably for the school newspaper or something) and words cannot describe how chopped he looked and how chapped his lips were
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
just passed a guy getting his picture taken (presumably for the school newspaper or something) and words cannot describe how chopped he looked and how chapped his lips were
needed to come back and say that I had a clot so crazy i think i might’ve been pregnant cause why was it lowkey giving fetus
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
needed to come back and say that I had a clot so crazy i think i might’ve been pregnant cause why was it lowkey giving fetus
sawry for the sabbatical guys I’ve been busy forcing rhea to be my homework accountability partner
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
sawry for the sabbatical guys I’ve been busy forcing rhea to be my homework accountability partner
guys i realized i lost all my files from my old laptop and so i was trying to recover shit from old texts and stuff. anyways, i ended up reading some old texts w my gf and whoaaaaa i was letting them pull some crazyyyy shit on me
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
guys i realized i lost all my files from my old laptop and so i was trying to recover shit from old texts and stuff. anyways, i ended up reading some old texts w my gf and whoaaaaa i was letting them pull some crazyyyy shit on me
turned two work crushes into friendships but now another one of my coworkers is kinda moving in on me
September 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
turned two work crushes into friendships but now another one of my coworkers is kinda moving in on me
shin yeeun pls gimme one chance
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
shin yeeun pls gimme one chance
pretending i don’t care about thailand so it happens for me
September 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
pretending i don’t care about thailand so it happens for me
left my lunchbag at the library yesterday and when i picked it up from the lost and found today, my snacks were gone like ooh they’re greedy
August 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
left my lunchbag at the library yesterday and when i picked it up from the lost and found today, my snacks were gone like ooh they’re greedy
i fear i love being a work wife, like, within the bounds of a 9-5 job im gonna be up your ass, refilling your drinks, helping you w project, serving touchy feely, etc but like the moment a coworker tries to spin it into a real thing im like oooh you’re scaring me
August 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i fear i love being a work wife, like, within the bounds of a 9-5 job im gonna be up your ass, refilling your drinks, helping you w project, serving touchy feely, etc but like the moment a coworker tries to spin it into a real thing im like oooh you’re scaring me
does bae suzy got a secret family or something cause why’d she come back after not acting for years and now she’s in everything. like ooh the debt collectors must be POUNDING on her door
August 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
does bae suzy got a secret family or something cause why’d she come back after not acting for years and now she’s in everything. like ooh the debt collectors must be POUNDING on her door
I love liberal arts college cause why is the veteran with two kids in my orientation group actually sooo locked in on using my correct pronouns
August 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I love liberal arts college cause why is the veteran with two kids in my orientation group actually sooo locked in on using my correct pronouns
was walking down the stairs at the orientation banquet and a random girl who I’ve never met walked up behind me and said, “i like your shoes marguerite”
August 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
was walking down the stairs at the orientation banquet and a random girl who I’ve never met walked up behind me and said, “i like your shoes marguerite”
can’t remember where I stashed my rings when I was moving 😕
August 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
can’t remember where I stashed my rings when I was moving 😕
olivia rodrigo started getting serious about her music when they started putting her in those fuckass outfits in hsmtmts
August 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
olivia rodrigo started getting serious about her music when they started putting her in those fuckass outfits in hsmtmts
not my boss trying to follow my spam like girl is nothing sacred??? (she’s the same age as me so she’s gotta know what a spam looks like)
August 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
not my boss trying to follow my spam like girl is nothing sacred??? (she’s the same age as me so she’s gotta know what a spam looks like)
the motivating crush is really motivating like yasss we made eye contact maybe life is worth living for one (1) more day
August 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the motivating crush is really motivating like yasss we made eye contact maybe life is worth living for one (1) more day
sometimes i go to tweet that i think will be super relatable to my oomfs and then i realize it’s just a lexapro side effect like oops actually nvm
August 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
sometimes i go to tweet that i think will be super relatable to my oomfs and then i realize it’s just a lexapro side effect like oops actually nvm
becoming a reply guy in 2026 cause like why not atp like the world is lowkey ending
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
becoming a reply guy in 2026 cause like why not atp like the world is lowkey ending
love is blind summer was a mass psychosis event
August 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
love is blind summer was a mass psychosis event
everybody masc until they get invited to a wedding and then you really start to see the sheep separate from the goats
August 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
everybody masc until they get invited to a wedding and then you really start to see the sheep separate from the goats
really missing my year abroad snack to prevent scurvy, shredded carrots drenched in olive oil and balsamic vinegar with a pinch of salt
August 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
really missing my year abroad snack to prevent scurvy, shredded carrots drenched in olive oil and balsamic vinegar with a pinch of salt
stussy at the gun range is crazyyy
August 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
stussy at the gun range is crazyyy