Uaykan
@uaykan.bsky.social
Today has made up for Arm Day for at least the entire month.
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Today has made up for Arm Day for at least the entire month.
Apparently all the ladies in pharmacy synced cycles again. Myself & one other know we were due for this shit last week, but no! Our bodies went: "Let's wait for four other girls, at least!" #tmituesday
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Apparently all the ladies in pharmacy synced cycles again. Myself & one other know we were due for this shit last week, but no! Our bodies went: "Let's wait for four other girls, at least!" #tmituesday
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Sometimes the best depictions of mankind are a patient shelling out $400+ for Zepbound and 2 jumbo Twix bars.
January 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Sometimes the best depictions of mankind are a patient shelling out $400+ for Zepbound and 2 jumbo Twix bars.
I'm at the point in the week in which I put on pants and cease to wonder why there's sand in the pockets.
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I'm at the point in the week in which I put on pants and cease to wonder why there's sand in the pockets.
Using a nebulizer for the first time ever was not a new years goal, but here we are. #urgentcare
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Using a nebulizer for the first time ever was not a new years goal, but here we are. #urgentcare
It's sad that it takes the sun to go down for the migraine to stop. That's so much daylight I coulda used.
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
It's sad that it takes the sun to go down for the migraine to stop. That's so much daylight I coulda used.
Somehow, I weathered this entire holiday season without any #eggnog or #fruitcake. And that's a little sad as I love both these holiday treats.
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Somehow, I weathered this entire holiday season without any #eggnog or #fruitcake. And that's a little sad as I love both these holiday treats.
Reposted by Uaykan
Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.
Someone road a #limebike and stuck it next to the postoffice. At a loss as to how. The nearest limebike rentals outside of DC are counties away- you would have passed so many post offices en route, why here???
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Someone road a #limebike and stuck it next to the postoffice. At a loss as to how. The nearest limebike rentals outside of DC are counties away- you would have passed so many post offices en route, why here???
Had a moment today,writing post-christmas cards, where I had somehow utterly misplaced each&every letter from my BFF who's been my stalwart #penpal ever since 2000.
I couldn't remember her address without them. Did find 1 eventually but STILL
I couldn't remember her address without them. Did find 1 eventually but STILL
December 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Had a moment today,writing post-christmas cards, where I had somehow utterly misplaced each&every letter from my BFF who's been my stalwart #penpal ever since 2000.
I couldn't remember her address without them. Did find 1 eventually but STILL
I couldn't remember her address without them. Did find 1 eventually but STILL
We are all so tired and mentally fried we're coming of drunken. But hey, both trainees from June passed the test. #silverlining
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We are all so tired and mentally fried we're coming of drunken. But hey, both trainees from June passed the test. #silverlining
Reposted by Uaykan
I think it's beautiful that most Christmas movies have one moral at heart: "If you don't celebrate this holiday you are a piece of shit."
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I think it's beautiful that most Christmas movies have one moral at heart: "If you don't celebrate this holiday you are a piece of shit."
Reposted by Uaykan
I do think the key for things like Home Alone, Muppet Christmas Carol, etc. is that the actors fully commit to the bit
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I do think the key for things like Home Alone, Muppet Christmas Carol, etc. is that the actors fully commit to the bit
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
I feel like similar films made now lean too heavily into doing it ironically
I switched shifts with a colleague so they could attend Las #Posadas, and it rains. So now I'm upset on her behalf. 🤞 #dontgetsick
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I switched shifts with a colleague so they could attend Las #Posadas, and it rains. So now I'm upset on her behalf. 🤞 #dontgetsick
I do not know what it is, but I feel almost anemia-tier exhausted today and I sure hope it ain't that.
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I do not know what it is, but I feel almost anemia-tier exhausted today and I sure hope it ain't that.
Driving behind a car with #SoulEater decals thinking I have never seen a vehicle with SoulEater decals till this day. And that's a shame because it was graphically sound #anime.
a cartoon character wearing a top hat is sitting on a table
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a top hat is sitting on a table
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Driving behind a car with #SoulEater decals thinking I have never seen a vehicle with SoulEater decals till this day. And that's a shame because it was graphically sound #anime.
The #Barbeloth divining music is very soothing. I could sit here & not continue the task & just listen. #genshinimpact #genshin
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The #Barbeloth divining music is very soothing. I could sit here & not continue the task & just listen. #genshinimpact #genshin
My thighs feel sore because I was thighmaster-ing while listening to a friend vent on the phone yesterday.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My thighs feel sore because I was thighmaster-ing while listening to a friend vent on the phone yesterday.
It's a little entertaining when a can of #soda from 2002 has more views than any of #FunkoPops I've posted. #SURGE #ebay
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's a little entertaining when a can of #soda from 2002 has more views than any of #FunkoPops I've posted. #SURGE #ebay